Bits & Bobs 45

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5171

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 19:07

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Spoiler : There's wars. Around Stars.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 19:09

Mr Dave wrote:

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Spoiler : There's wars. Around Stars.

He didn't even use tags!

Mods! I want ban!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 19:12

Curiositree wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Spoiler : There's wars. Around Stars.

He didn't even use tags!

Mods! I want ban!

How long would you like to be banned for?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

Well, one war, lots of stars.

Stars War!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Curiositree wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Spoiler : There's wars. Around Stars.

He didn't even use tags!

Mods! I want ban!

How long would you like to be banned for?

Here at beexcorp we support a wide variety of bans for all your banning needs

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 20:30

Cap'n Gingerbeard wrote:

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Curiositree wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Spoiler : There's wars. Around Stars.

He didn't even use tags!

Mods! I want ban!

How long would you like to be banned for?

Here at beexcorp we support a wide variety of bans for all your banning needs

You say that, yet Myp remains unbanned.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 20:30

Cap'n Gingerbeard wrote:

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Curiositree wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Mission accomplished - I'm off to see Star Wars and have avoided spoilers so far.

Spoiler : There's wars. Around Stars.

He didn't even use tags!

Mods! I want ban!

How long would you like to be banned for?

Here at beexcorp we support a wide variety of bans for all your banning needs

BeexCorp would be a truly terrifying entity from many viewpoints.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 20:38

Especially from underneath.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Zardoz wrote:

Especially from underneath.

As it delicately lowers its hiveballs onto your face.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 20:43

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Especially from underneath.

As it delicately lowers its hiveballs onto your face.

"Shh. Shhhhh. Let it happen. Just - hey! Just let it happen."

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Especially from underneath.

As it delicately lowers its hiveballs onto your face.

"Shh. Shhhhh. Let it happen. Just - hey! Just let it happen."

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Now we need a ban type that replaces every post with a picture of a descending ball sack

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 21:06

Cap'n Gingerbeard wrote:

Now we need a ban type that replaces every post with a picture of a descending ball sack

So myp has been banned all these years.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 18, 2015 22:53

Swashbuckling Redshirt wrote:

BeexCorp would be a truly terrifying entity from many viewpoints.

I'd be trying to take it down from the inside, as usual.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

You'd be some kind of annoying HR manager.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Santanalian wrote:

You'd be some kind of annoying HR manager.

Objection. Tautology.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 19, 2015 3:10

Something something cottage 2013 kilt myp something something.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:34

Story

Am I out of touch or does 4 years seem light for driving at twice the speed limit whilst disqualified (and having been disqualified before) and uninsured, hitting and killing someone, then doing a runner for 3 days?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:46

Swashbuckling Redshirt wrote:

Story

Am I out of touch or does 4 years seem light for driving at twice the speed limit whilst disqualified (and having been disqualified before) and uninsured, hitting and killing someone, then doing a runner for 3 days?

That does seem light.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

CPR Guidelines: http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/sent ... s_driving/

A level 2 offence at the bottom end? I'd say that was unduly lenient.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:29

Last day at work before I head west for Christmas. Very much in need of a break.

Still, at least the days are going to get longer now.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2015 18:56

Longer but darker.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2015 20:19

Kern wrote:

Last day at work before I head west for Christmas. Very much in need of a break.

Still, at least the days are going to get longer now.

Not yet. Tomorrow is the shortest day this year.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2015 21:03

Festive Warrior wrote:

Kern wrote:

Last day at work before I head west for Christmas. Very much in need of a break.

Still, at least the days are going to get longer now.

Not yet. Tomorrow is the shortest day this year.

I'm forever the optimist.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:46

Kern wrote:

Last day at work before I head west for Christmas. Very much in need of a break.

Still, at least the days are going to get longer now.

I think you've earned it.Send my love to The Motherland.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2015 15:43

As I crossed the border I flicked the radio over to Laurence Rees on Radio Pasty, as required.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:18

The washing machine is broken.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:21

Swashbuckling Redshirt wrote:

The washing machine is broken.

The doves fly south at night.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:22

Curiositree wrote:

Swashbuckling Redshirt wrote:

The washing machine is broken.

The doves fly south at night.

No. Really. I put the clothes in the wicker basket yesterday morning and they were still there this morning.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm constantly reminded of just how much of a catch you are Mali.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:17

LeChris wrote:

I'm constantly reminded of just how much of a catch you are Mali.

You still have the picture by your bed?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Of you in the big net? Yes.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:28

LeChris wrote:

Of you in the big net? Yes.

Niche, me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm not niching you where people can see.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:32

LeChris wrote:

I'm not niching you where people can see.

Dogging at the Blind School is the name of my $names$ covers band.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Swashbuckling Redshirt wrote:

Curiositree wrote:

Swashbuckling Redshirt wrote:

The washing machine is broken.

The doves fly south at night.

No. Really. I put the clothes in the wicker basket yesterday morning and they were still there this morning.

What make of washing machine has a wicker basket? Doesn't it leak rather a lot?

You didn't remember to switch it on, did you?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

A bit random, but this article in Modern Ghana, giving advice on getting rid of unwanted erections is mostly harmless, apart from the section entitled 'Bend' which is a new one on me.

There's other useful advice advising young ladies to stay away from sex 'during the Christmas.'

Wise words indeed.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

Merry Christmas, you crazy, mental weirdos

Love you all

Except In The Beex Midwinter.

Whosoever they may be

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Whomsoever

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

Bloody autocorrect

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5171

Merry Christmas everyone.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Wrong thread, dude, but tight back atcha.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 13:00

LeChris wrote:

Whomsoever

If you're going correct someone make it right. It's whosoever as if you replace the pronoun it's 'he' not 'him'.

Merry Christmas

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 13:45

Merry Christmas everyone!

Cavey

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 19:51

Mike Tyson Mysteries yesterday and Tim Vine today. I know it's Christmas but I might have to do some disowning! Or drink more...

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 20:00

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mike Tyson Mysteries yesterday and Tim Vine today. I know it's Christmas but I might have to do some disowning! Or drink more...

Maria got me a Tim Vine joke book.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 20:59

Oh God, not you too?!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 21:07

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Oh God, not you too?!

I like Tim Vine

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Dec 25, 2015 21:09

Argh! *puts fingers in ears*

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