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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 16:11 
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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
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Tony Blackburn.

That was my first suspect, aye.

And Cliff Richard.

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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
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MY GOD HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY.


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http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio- ... y-mistake/

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http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio-ulster-read-out-jimmy-savile-joke-live-on-air-by-mistake/

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http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio-ulster-read-out-jimmy-savile-joke-live-on-air-by-mistake/

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That is utterly brilliant!


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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
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We've got a text with a different opinion: "Everyone should stop being mean about Jimmy Saville. When I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded". That's a strange thing to request.

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It's the same thing that Bobby linked to on Saturday, though!

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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
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It's the same thing that Bobby linked to on Saturday, though!

Ah, sorry. I maybe tried to click on it but seemingly every other YouTube link I click these days just seems to come up with a message saying "get to fuck with your iPad, cunt" or words to that effect.


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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
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Apparently Leonard Rossiter is the next dead sleb to be accused. Read it in your super, soaraway Sun tomorrow.

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 Post subject: Re: Saville Dead!
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Good post from Richard Seymour on this: http://www.leninology.com/2012/11/a-sma ... e-men.html

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Ok people, who had DLT in Paedo Bingo?


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Fucking Hell, I had Tony Blackburn!

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Fucking Hell, I had Tony Blackburn!


No need to brag!

And Cavey mentioned DLT!

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Gathering pace now. I wonder if it's time for The Paedo Finder General to come out of retirement.


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"HOUSE!!!"

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I said it was just a ploy to get the BBC.

..and then, oh! The evil BBC didn't run a story because they aren't sure they have the evidence *how dare they*!
..and now, oh! they do run a story and didn't have enough evidence. *how dare they*! (really this time)

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Bugger all to do with paedophiles.

I said this would happen. The mainstream media clearly needs to listen to me more.

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DLT seemed too obvious. Disappointing.

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They're investigating Rod Hull too. Apparently, he was always seen at TV Centre with his hand up a bird.


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Erm, what is the meaning of this? I asked for green flavoured jelly. This is red flavour.

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This amuses me greatly...spin this one Maxie baby.

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PR yer way out of that, dickhead!

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PR yer way out of that, dickhead!


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Twitter is a great place to be right now if you want to read 17,375,490 tweets saying that Clifford should hire himself to spin his way out of this mess.

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Twitter is amazing for making jokes grow very old, very quick.

It reminds me, I have a friend who occasionally emails funny things that he's found on the net. The only problem is that he's about 2 years out of date so everything he emails is really old.


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According to Radio 5, Max's solicitor says he is "just helping police with their enquiries". Which makes him sound like Columbo or something,


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Massively ironic that in the CNN US edition report of Saville: Ne'er-Do-Well, they interview Max Clifford on the subject of how he was able to keep all this buried. Dickens.

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Heh, they inadvertently interviewed just the right man then, or perhaps not.


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Also, while we're at it, that Rod Hull stuff above.... My gut instinct is that its bollocks. You can't have much of a grope through a Emu puppet FFS. Also Emu never attacked kids. Ever! He'd be sweetness and light with the kids but would indiscriminatly go for any adult in sight.

There's also a very long list of showbiz stars who told Rod "they'd break the birds neck and his arm" if he went anywhere near them. It's no evidence of anything other than they didn't want to be attacked by the bird.


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It's no evidence of anything other than they didn't want to be attacked by the bird.


It was his arm.

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