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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:00 
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Ha Ha Davpaz, you are so cute :)

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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
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Ha Ha Davpaz, you are so cute :)

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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:58 
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Twice a day. Unsure which way I wipe (left hand, though (with lavatory paper (folded), of course).

I gather many people read or play games while they are on the lavatory - I just do my business, clean up and leave.

Why do you want to sit on a loo for longer than is necessary?

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(p)Ooh. My post just jumped through time.

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Why have dogs evolved with an auto-crimper and we haven't, eh? There's an argument against intelligent design.


Bugger a woman, then a dog, then come on here and tell me you don't know the answer to that argument...


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:41 

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See, that's not even how it works! Do I have to take a photo or something?


Please, for the love of all that is sacred in the world, do not do that.


You can't be in this thread unless you are going to share information about your bottom with us all. We're going to excuse you having to talk about the poo on it because you are an girl.


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:51 
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I gather many people read or play games while they are on the lavatory - I just do my business, clean up and leave.

Why do you want to sit on a loo for longer than is necessary?

I don't. I sit on it for exactly the necessary amount of time, but time is a precious commodity and I don't like to waste it, so I do other things simultaneously so as make the most of the time available. Occasionally, I'll read work related stuff. I like the idea of them paying for me to take a shit as well as boning up on my next project. I suppose I could meditate instead.


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:53 
First thing in the morning natch, and maybe one a bit later on too.


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 20:00 
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I like to read, or play Sudoku on my phone, or Klondike on my iPod while I'm on the throne.



Another interesting aspect Warhead, I catch up on my emails and social networky stuff and play ZombieSmash. This would probably be a distressing fact if the email recipients were to find out - which amuses me.

n.b. don't worry, I BEEX on the PC... which is in the living room... which doesnt have a bog in it.


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 21:09 
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Today has been a three shiter.

I did have a bowl of crunchy nut, large full English at wetherspoons, almost a full chicken at Nando's and two Krispy Kream doughnuts so that's probably why.

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I am already on 3 this morning. my bowels are fucked.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 19:43 
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Today's been a double-packer for me (so far) - thanks to a combination of Japanese visitor, broken heating and work night out I ate out at least 7 times between Monday and Friday though, 3 of which were curry. My guts are coping admirably.


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
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After just inspecting the contents of my toilet after having a big poo, I noticed that the porcelain had been streaked by my succession of tods and had formed a three pronged crown smear. Have any other readers looked at the contents of a used toilet and been reminded of royalty?

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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 14:16 
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I once dropped a 'stander' that looked like Prince Edward.

I imagined the two smaller sinkers to be corgis, resting up on his shins for treats.

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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
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One around 6am when I get up, another when I get to work usually before 8.30am.

I follow a balance diet of porridge for breakfast, salad for lunch and then a balance meal at night.

If I have go out for lunch and have a big cooked meal then I will have more forests in the day, or if I get really pissed and eat a big meal, I can have 4 or 5 next day.


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 Post subject: Re: How many shits do you have a day?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 23:38 
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Zardoz wrote:
I once dropped a 'stander' that looked like Prince Edward.

I imagined the two smaller sinkers to be corgis, resting up on his shins for treats.


Amazing.


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