Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm holding out for Jewel Staite.

We'll probably get Shatner

She's younger than I thought she was.

Also less married than she used to be. I'm working on fixing that.

Fucking hell, why do I still have this?

Instead of moving away, why not buy a house down the road from me and once a year for a month I'll crawl around naked on your lawn with a stool balanced on my head saying "MINYER!" loudly.

Aww, Tara Babcock is in Seattle. So close!

Heh, I remember sending off for a cassette of how the new soundblaster sounds cards would actually sound, and then playing it over and over until I saved up enough to get one!

I remember playing airwolf.mid through my AWE64, as I did for all new sound cards, and realising it sounded like crap because my card's synth was far better than the theme music.

I have to say Mr Perkies, speaking as a man living under the shadow of perpetual apathy, I really do admire the way you decided to do this, and then just went and did it pretty much immediately.

I was thinking today whilst at work. We all have dreams and want to do things but very few of us actually act upon them.

I'm too busy dealing with the last of the packing and preparations to really think that this time next week I'll be in Toronto again.

Next week?!

Yes. Flight was booked back on July 7th.

So this weekend in the Lakes will be the last time I see you?

We need to finish that discussion we were having at myp's birthday, the cottage, BeeXBeeTwo and the Cardiff pissup.

"Zardoz... I... Erm..well... Ermmm... I... I think... ."
"Spit it out Metalangel!"

Hear, hear.

It's never too late.

Part 2:

Is there any dodgy AI or clipping errors? If not, i'm not watching it.

Oh, and have you turned off that fucking reverse beeper yet!

I don't go into reverse in this video. I was actually rather disappointed. I went up Whitchurch Road specifically because it can seem like the Hazard Perception Test From Hell sometimes, but most people were well behaved! Apart from two chavs on bikes who didn't give a shit, and a guy who drives straight into the path of a bus, it's quite tame. Pfft.

Right, I've got Gatwick cordoned off with advanced chin detection equipment installed on my patented Jet Knacker units. Who's sabotaged the M4?

Based on recent performance, I think the M4 is pretty good at sabotaging itself.

Too late, fuckers! I've been here three hours already! There's a Wetherspoons with a special menu, but all the familiar items like steak pie or tikka masala have mysteriously doubled in price...

*phones ANTI-TRRSM POLIS!*

Bye then.

*blub*

Latez, guy.

Meant to say meaty, you've probably overpaid tax this year. Give me a shout when you're registered in canadia and I'll help you out.

Also, you left the oven on.

And you didn't lock the front door. Or did you? Better go and check.

Or:

Bon Voyage, mon ami.

Good luck and happy hunting.

See you at the cottage ;P

We're all invited to Canadia, right?

Good luck mate.

See you in cyber space.

Like I said to you on Friday, Meaty: we all live on the Internet now anyway. Safe travels.

Safe travels mate!

Every time he goes. Away. He takes a piece of meat. With him.

Bye Bye Perkies.

Watch out for bears hiding in the ubends.

...that's what they do isn't it?

Happy trails, Mr and Mrs Perkies! Safe trip, and we expect regular updates on progress over the course of your journey

"Currently over Iceland. Have eaten peanuts. Could do with a wee."

Bye bye perkies

He was probably on his laptop playing Flighthostess Simulator.

On the plane. Turning phone off. See you all later!

Can I borrow your Manhunt?

Buh bye!

Happy trails!

Good luck and safe journey!

Good riddance.

Er... Luck! I meant good luck! Bloody auto correct.