Bits and Bobs 32

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:38

Someone coloured her in wrong.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Angelman wrote:

Are you now obliged to go on TV and plug her latest film?

I would quite happily plug her, yes.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:12

Happy Birthday to Dimrill, Zio and Perkies.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:22

Happy birthday to the terrible trio!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Happy ZiPerkDim day!

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:29

(Happy birthday)³.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:39

Happy Birthdays!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:39

Happy birthdya Guys

Malc

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26504

Happy birthday to Dimrill, Perkies and Zio! I hope you all have cake and fizzy pop!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Happy birthday!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:10

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi - Happy Birthday! What did you get?

A manatee! His name is Hugh.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:17

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2 ... ld-war-two

Quote:

The MoD has revealed the list of sites in response to a series of freedom of information requests in the wake of the discovery of dangerous levels of radium contamination at Dalgety Bay in Fife. It was home to a busy second world war air base.

In the past three months, 475 radioactive hotspots have been discovered on the foreshore near a public footpath and a popular sailing club. Several of the finds have been radioactive enough to cause skin burns, or to significantly increase cancer risks if swallowed.

I've been working here for about 10 years and often have my lunch down on the beach. Lolz.

edit: in fact I have some nice bits of glowy* glass I found down there arranged on top of my monitor.

*not really.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26504

Zardoz wrote:

Mimistletoe and Wine wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi - Happy Birthday! What did you get?

A manatee! His name is Hugh.

Isn't he just awesome?! He feels amazing, too, and whatever he's made from looks so realistic, but he's light and firm and super for cuddles.

[img]http://img.tapatalk.com/5284f886-a4fc-2c2a.jpg[/img]

Animal fact: manatees sleep on their backs and like a 15+ tog duvet.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:20

He sounds just like me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26504

He looks like you. Has more hair, though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:25

3(Happy Birthday)

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:26

I have a fluked tail though.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

kalmar wrote:

(Happy birthday)³.

No! You're conspiring with Grim...'s t-shirt to wind me up, aren't you?

MaliA wrote:

3(Happy Birthday)

Yes!

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:29

I'm glad I wasn't in charge of organising birthday presents.. 3 birthdays in one go? Wow!

Happy birthday all!

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:30

TheVision wrote:

I've been indoor climbing tonight for the first time ever and it was ace! It really works all your muscles and seems like a great way to forget about the world around you.. It's just you, your chalk bag and some small hand holds twenty feet in the air.

Great fun!

I used to go loads, about ten years back. Getting a pair of decent boots makes it more awesome. I always really enjoyed it, and should start again. Even though I don't like heights.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I've got an appointment in my calendar that I put in with predictive text on my phone and I can't remember what the feck it's supposed to be - "Bakeynall hoop"?

any ideas?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:32

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I've got an appointment in my calendar that I put in with predictive text on my phone and I can't remember what the feck it's supposed to be - "Bakeynall hoop"?

any ideas?

Send MaliA £200.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:33

Basketball poop?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:33

Happy Birthday Dimvinterblot (33)
Happy Birthday Zio (33)
Happy Birthday Snowicide Pinetrees (32)

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:33

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I've got an appointment in my calendar that I put in with predictive text on my phone and I can't remember what the feck it's supposed to be - "Bakeynall hoop"?

any ideas?

Anal bleaching.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11920

ElegantBaubleGnome wrote:

Here we go:

From about 3:30 in. Sweet.

that is some pretty good advertising! nice one. I love the way they say the name over and over, it is like an infomercial.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:41

Bobbyaro wrote:

ElegantBaubleGnome wrote:

Here we go:

From about 3:30 in. Sweet.

that is some pretty good advertising! nice one. I love the way they say the name over and over, it is like an infomercial.

Pimp my Snack gets Hollywood starlet advertising it. BeeX gets Stuart Fucking Lee.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:45

I reckon they should start advertising Beex at the cinema... right before the Orange Wednesday promos.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38813

Tut. Should be Pimp *that* Snack. Viacom will be knocking on johannssen's door soon

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DavPaz wrote:

Tut. Should be Pimp *that* Snack. Viacom will be knocking on johannssen's door soon

I will totally give her some pro boner advice.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:56

Quote:

Hi,

This message is to inform you that the Our Internship Team has tried to call you.

As there was no answer we will call again tomorrow.

Funny, that, given I've been sat here with both my cellphone and the land line in front of me all morning. Neither has rung and there are no missed calls.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Tut. Should be Pimp *that* Snack. Viacom will be knocking on johannssen's door soon

I will totally give her some pro boner advice.

OH COME ON

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:59

Craster wrote:

kalmar wrote:

(Happy birthday)³.

No! You're conspiring with Grim...'s t-shirt to wind me up, aren't you?

MaliA wrote:

3(Happy Birthday)

Yes!

Man, I was going to do that (Mali's) joke.

HBHBHB!

Of course, whatever your views on 3(HB) being correct (it isn't), it wouldn't make (HB)³ wrong.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:00

Brilliant, kissyfur!

Ooh, payday, and an xmas bonus!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I've self nommed for that.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:05

This is exploitation:

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I've self nommed for that.

I'll go blind, I know.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:08

Grim... wrote:

Craster wrote:

kalmar wrote:

(Happy birthday)³.

No! You're conspiring with Grim...'s t-shirt to wind me up, aren't you?

MaliA wrote:

3(Happy Birthday)

Yes!

Man, I was going to do that (Mali's) joke.

HBHBHB!

Of course, whatever your views on 3(HB) being correct (it isn't), it wouldn't make (HB)³ wrong.

It would then be 9 HBs

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:08

Mr Dave wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Craster wrote:

kalmar wrote:

(Happy birthday)³.

No! You're conspiring with Grim...'s t-shirt to wind me up, aren't you?

MaliA wrote:

3(Happy Birthday)

Yes!

Man, I was going to do that (Mali's) joke.

HBHBHB!

Of course, whatever your views on 3(HB) being correct (it isn't), it wouldn't make (HB)³ wrong.

It would then be 9 HBs

No, it would be one single HB.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:09

kalmar wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Craster wrote:

kalmar wrote:

(Happy birthday)³.

No! You're conspiring with Grim...'s t-shirt to wind me up, aren't you?

MaliA wrote:

3(Happy Birthday)

Yes!

Man, I was going to do that (Mali's) joke.

HBHBHB!

Of course, whatever your views on 3(HB) being correct (it isn't), it wouldn't make (HB)³ wrong.

It would then be 9 HBs

No, it would be one single HB.

It would be 24 HBs

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:11

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I've self nommed for that.

Pleb.

In other news, this morning I have been trying to work out my Boxing Day Escape Route from Ireland. Current 'best' route is:

Cab to airport.
Plane to Gatwick (booked).
Train to Victoria.
Bus to Lewisham.
Cab to Kidbrooke.

Planes, trains and automobiles.

Dear Christ it is going to take most of the day just to get home :-(

The alternative is to get a cab home from Gatwick, but that will probably cost a fortune, and I already got massively, massively shafted on air fares...

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:11

It all depends on the value of H.

Let H=-1.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I hate to say it, but Craster's right.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:13

kalmar wrote:

It all depends on the value of H.

Let H=-1.

B = 0.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:15

B = (33+33+32)/3

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I hate to say it, but Craster's right.

Quite. 3 birthdays is not the same thing as birthday cubed.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:25

I think we've moved on too arguing about the values of pencils, silly.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I hate to say it, but Craster's right.

Quite. 3 birthdays is not the same thing as birthday cubed.

Well, yes.

X cubed is XXX, which is not the same as 3(X).

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

X cubed is XXX

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:35

Mr Dave wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Of course, whatever your views on 3(HB) being correct (it isn't), it wouldn't make (HB)³ wrong.

It would then be 9 HBs

Er...

Craster wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

I hate to say it, but Craster's right.

Quite. 3 birthdays is not the same thing as birthday cubed.

No, because when you expand (is that the right word?) it, it's 3Birthday, as opposed to Birthday Birthday Birthday (without the spaces, if you want to be pedantic). Which is sort of the point of the thing that started all this off.

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