Bits and Bobs 30

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Plissken wrote:

Oh my

. I would actually voluntarily watch Star Wars if he was really like that throughout.

Edit: Oh my god, the intercom message :DD

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

sinister agent wrote:

(re: Dead Rising) More importantly,

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

You can kill the fuckwit photographer - in one deeply satisfying shot - with the sledgehammer.

Agreed , however

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On later goes you dont want to as he is the only way you will get an extra survivor that he kidnaps to turn into a Zombie

sinister agent wrote:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Oh, and (early boss fight tip):
The machine gun mounted on the convicts' jeep will make extremely short work of anyone who gets in your way

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

However that does rely on you being able to dispose of the Jeep's occupants so not that simple - at least for the first playthrough i'd avoid most of the bosses if you can and just wander around / run away.

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 17:16

Alan Fords response to Snatch Wars is lovely. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRVIj57SYs8

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

sinister agent wrote:

Twatter is useless, possibly because I have no friends. So, beteo communal mind: How long should a spider bite last? Not a serious one, was less painful than I remember a wasp sting being when I was a kid (which was THE MOST PAIN ANY LIVING BEING HAD EVER SUFFERED, obv).

This was three weeks ago, and I still have three red bumps where it repeatedly bit me in a panicky bid to escape my sock. They're not painful or itchy or infected, but they are raised and highly visible. Is this normal? Is it something I should mention to the doctor, with whom I already have about 20 things to discuss to narrow down the long and alarming list of ailments that might apply to me?

The important question is whether what's inside the bumps has started to wriggle around yet. HTH.

Hugh · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 17:47

Or if you can see anything moving within your eye when looking in the mirror.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Have you noticed any new superpowers?

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

I did a picture that sums up DR quite well.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Craster wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

Twatter is useless, possibly because I have no friends. So, beteo communal mind: How long should a spider bite last? Not a serious one, was less painful than I remember a wasp sting being when I was a kid (which was THE MOST PAIN ANY LIVING BEING HAD EVER SUFFERED, obv).

This was three weeks ago, and I still have three red bumps where it repeatedly bit me in a panicky bid to escape my sock. They're not painful or itchy or infected, but they are raised and highly visible. Is this normal? Is it something I should mention to the doctor, with whom I already have about 20 things to discuss to narrow down the long and alarming list of ailments that might apply to me?

The important question is whether what's inside the bumps has started to wriggle around yet. HTH.

http://twitter.com/#!/sinisteragent/sta ... 2995980288

Dead Rising carries the major advatage of all its stupid flaws (apart from the controls) disappearing whenever you think "fuck it" and run off to pester endless zombies with footballs, nerf guns, and CD cases, though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 19:11

MrsA bought me a Kindle. I'm most pleased.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Awesome!

Anonymous X · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2046

My g.f. is working 12+ hours today. It's her birthday too. Presents will have to wait until tomorrow. Possibly evening.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 19:28

MaliA wrote:

MrsA bought me a Kindle. I'm most pleased.

Ace!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 22:07

It's ace, and not at all sugar for the pill that is her parents arriving on Thursday. Staying until Sunday.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Jul 30, 2011 16:33

Paid holding and admin fee on a new house this morning, yay! Hoping this one won't fall through.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Jul 30, 2011 16:36

sinister agent: Very few spiders give a bite that is medically significant, and there are even fewer of them native to these Isles, so you should be fine.

Note: IANAD.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Sat Jul 30, 2011 16:45

GazChap wrote:

sinister agent: Very few spiders give a bite that is medically significant, and there are even fewer of them native to these Isles, so you should be fine.

Note: IANAD.

Translation: you're still going to die, but you'll be one of the very few who do.

Good luck!

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Ooohhh isn't Josie Long lovely :luv:

There was a thing about her in The Guardian so I Googled and Youtubed her.

If it weren't for the fact I'm married, she'd be mine!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

Ooohhh isn't Josie Long lovely :luv:

There was a thing about her in The Guardian so I Googled and Youtubed her.

If it weren't for the fact I'm married, she'd be mine!

I'm not certain, but I don't think she does men. Not certain but pretty damn sure.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

I'm not certain, but I don't think she does men. Not certain but pretty damn sure.

She just hasn't met me yet.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

She just hasn't met me yet.

And when she does, I'll be certain ;-)

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

She just hasn't met me yet.

And when she does, I'll be certain ;-)

Well I can add her to AE's special internal fantasy channel, if nothing else.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Heaven.

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

Should you say "shows off X most charmingly"? It seems odd to me somehow, not sure why.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Decca wrote:

Should you say "shows off X most charmingly"? It seems odd to me somehow, not sure why.

Haven't engaged with 'X' for many years now, but the circuits it helped create in my brain still remain

It's a magical style of music that I can and do forever remain in love with, so even on a random Saturday night, with nothing under my belt beyond a couple of glasses of wine, it still connects to me on a level of fundamental beauty.

http://youtu.be/gpKDWEZOGD4?t=2m08s

Music like this genuinely lifts the soul, whether you ever did ecstasy or not:

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 18:22

Kern wrote:

Paid holding and admin fee on a new house this morning, yay! Hoping this one won't fall through.

I wish to know more.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 18:29

eBay update:

Cowboy boots are too small
Jacket is a woman's jacket
2003 Pakistan Cricket World Cup shirt is awesome.

Good weekend, but very tired.

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

MaliA wrote:

eBay update:

Cowboy boots are too small
Jacket is a woman's jacket
2003 Pakistan Cricket World Cup shirt is awesome.

Good weekend, but very tired.

I feel that the internet is lacking a picture of you wearing all three items my friend.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 20:19

73 litres of beer, across 4 styles. I need to drink more.

From the top:

IPA
Pilsner Lager
Dark Ale
Yorkshire Bitter

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

That's a nice stash, but what about next weekend?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

You should probably stop making beer now, Mali.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 20:43

Decca wrote:

MaliA wrote:

eBay update:

Cowboy boots are too small
Jacket is a woman's jacket
2003 Pakistan Cricket World Cup shirt is awesome.

Good weekend, but very tired.

I feel that the internet is lacking a picture of you wearing all three items my friend.

Can't get my feet into the boots, and it's a woman's jacket, so I'll leave you with this.

Attachment:

Photo0210.jpg

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 20:44

Craster wrote:

You should probably stop making beer now, Mali.

I should drink more beer, I think.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 22:01

MaliA wrote:

Can't get my feet into the boots, and it's a woman's jacket, so I'll leave you with this.

Attachment:

Photo0210.jpg

Brilliant, you look like a kid on his first day of school all proud in your new smart uniform.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Sorry it's taken so long to get to this, but I was doing a moonlight flit from't office on Friday and have been awfully busy over the weekend.

Anyway ......

nickachu wrote:

MaliA wrote:

they done it wrong, though. stupid mechanical donkey things.

You're a stupid mechanical donkey

Your mum said I was a mechanical donkey.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

what was that website where you could list games and it would email you when they dropped below a certain price?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 18:33

Bobbyaro wrote:

what was that website where you could list games and it would email you when they dropped below a certain price?

http://www.finditcheapest.com ?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Although that is an excellnt site, I don't believe it performs the function I require. Maybe the developer could expand into this realm?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Bobbyaro wrote:

Although that is an excellnt site, I don't believe it performs the function I require. Maybe the developer could expand into this realm?

The developer has the option available to him and it is on the list of things to do when I get chance. In the mean time I suggest sticking the results page as your home page or something as I have allegedly unlimited bandwidth and would love the vanity hits.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Incidentally, I have ordered a few games thruogh your website where the price has come up the same at two different vendours. Do you get the most money from any particular vendour?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 19:26

*narrows eyes*

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Bobbyaro wrote:

Incidentally, I have ordered a few games thruogh your website where the price has come up the same at two different vendours. Do you get the most money from any particular vendour?

Then I will say cheers sir, but it's much of a muchness. They all pay between 2 and 6% so just pick your fave. Having said that, more people go on to order from Amazon or HMV than anywhere else in my limited experience.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

kalmar wrote:

*narrows eyes*

Vendour?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 19:58

Longines Symphonette wrote:

kalmar wrote:

*narrows eyes*

Vendour?

Veni.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 19:59

MaliA wrote:

Longines Symphonette wrote:

kalmar wrote:

*narrows eyes*

Vendour?

Veni.

Vici.

Yes, Vendour. An Aberdonian ebay seller.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Christ, sorry! I have no excuse.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 21:21

I'd love more than 4 hours sleep tonight.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 21:23

MaliA wrote:

I'd love more than 4 hours sleep tonight.

Ditto, I've already got the fan on cooling the bedroom.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I'd love more than 4 hours sleep tonight.

Ditto, I've already got the fan on cooling the bedroom.

*something about Joans' electrical skills*

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 21:26

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I'd love more than 4 hours sleep tonight.

Ditto, I've already got the fan on cooling the bedroom.

I slept on the sofa last night as it was too hot upstairs. Stupid summer.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 21:26

Hope you've got batteries in your smoke alarm.

fake edit: damn you, what'syourname.

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