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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:13 
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It seems that every day, some twonk loses the plot and makes a fatal mistake that could potentially ruin their career, their reputation and/or their family life. What is it about people in public life that they can't stop themselves acting unwisely?

Here's a nice one to start off with. Congressman admits underpants photo.

Heh, his name is pronounced Weener.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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Weiner! :)


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:30 
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Problem is, as far as US Congressmen go, he is one of the good ones. The really good ones. Look up his speeches on the Health Care debate.

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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:36 
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Please tell me that the rest of you can, in the final seconds of the video, hear the guy at the press conference shout the question 'WERE YOU FULLY ERECT?'

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Problem is, as far as US Congressmen go, he is one of the good ones. The really good ones. Look up his speeches on the Health Care debate.

But do his underpants pass The Window Test? That's what's really important.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:40 
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Please tell me that the rest of you can, in the final seconds of the video, hear the guy at the press conference shout the question 'WERE YOU FULLY ERECT?'

:DD Just cranked up the sound, and by golly, you're right.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:43 
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(BROAD GENERALISATIONS AND UNSUBSTANTIATED STUFFS AHEAD) Here's how I see it. Politicians and other high-flyers tend to be knuckle-down work hard types who voluntarily forgo much of the hedonism that normally comes with being young. They may find a similarly driven partner and get married, but they tend to be focussed on their goals. When they achieve their goals and become a famous face, rightly or wrongly, they're going to be getting attention from strangers. Sexy attention (it takes all types, look at John Prescott for fuck's sake!) that they will be flattered by and will perhaps respond to in an attempt to make up for their missed youth.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:03 
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Absolutely.

But thinking about the number of high profile people who've fecked up in really stupid ways, wouldn't you think that the supposedly intelligent ones wouldn't make such silly mistakes?


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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Absolutely.

But thinking about the number of high profile people who've fecked up in really stupid ways, wouldn't you think that the supposedly intelligent ones wouldn't make such silly mistakes?


Nobody every thinks they'll get found out.

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Is that the sound of the perfect person throwing the first stone? I doubt that there's any great difference in numbers between those in the public eye and the frequency of deviations across the population as a whole. We all have foibles, but those in the public eye are more likely to have them exposed (and probably have more opportunities to do exercise them).


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Is that the sound of the perfect person throwing the first stone? I doubt that there's any great difference in numbers between those in the public eye and the frequency of deviations across the population as a whole. We all have foibles, but those in the public eye are more likely to have them exposed (and probably have more opportunities to do exercise them).


There was an amusing statistic I saw last week about the percentage of the population in prison, and the percentage of MPs in the last government now in prison which I'm sure someone can find.

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There was an amusing statistic I saw last week about the percentage of the population in prison, and the percentage of MPs in the last government now in prison which I'm sure someone can find.



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I doubt that there's any great difference in numbers between those in the public eye and the frequency of deviations across the population as a whole. We all have foibles, but those in the public eye are more likely to have them exposed (and probably have more opportunities to do exercise them).

Agreed, but not many people would be interested if I sent a pic of my shreddies to a young lady on t'internet and I have a lot less to lose than someone in public life, which is why I'm still amazed at how often one of them drops a bollock. I'm sure Mr Russell is correct in his assertion.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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Aye. You'd expect them to have some idea of how nasty the press can be. But, we're only human.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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Warhead wrote:
Absolutely.

But thinking about the number of high profile people who've fecked up in really stupid ways, wouldn't you think that the supposedly intelligent ones wouldn't make such silly mistakes?


Nobody every thinks they'll get found out.


:this:

Also, seriously, sending a picture of his pants to someone? Is that all? Is that actually worth wrecking someone's career over?

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Warhead wrote:
Absolutely.

But thinking about the number of high profile people who've fecked up in really stupid ways, wouldn't you think that the supposedly intelligent ones wouldn't make such silly mistakes?


Nobody every thinks they'll get found out.


:this:

Also, seriously, sending a picture of his pants to someone? Is that all? Is that actually worth wrecking someone's career over?

I think he might have been wearing them, with a stiffy, at the time.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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Mr Russell wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Absolutely.

But thinking about the number of high profile people who've fecked up in really stupid ways, wouldn't you think that the supposedly intelligent ones wouldn't make such silly mistakes?


Nobody every thinks they'll get found out.


:this:

Also, seriously, sending a picture of his pants to someone? Is that all? Is that actually worth wrecking someone's career over?

It was described as an explicit photograph.


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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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It was explicitly a pair of pants.

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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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It was explicitly a pair of pants.

The UK meaning of the word, not the US.

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 Post subject: Re: People are dick heads
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It was explicitly a pair of pants.

The UK meaning of the word, not the US.

Nah, I'm pretty sure 'explicit' means the same on both sides of the pond.

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Why is is a pair of pants? You cant have a pant, it's a leg.

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Why is is a pair of pants? You cant have a pant, it's a leg.

Trousers used to come as a separate bit for each leg, which laced together at the top.

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Trousers used to come as a separate bit for each leg, which laced together at the top.


I read this completely out of context, and my mind got very confused.

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Why is is a pair of pants? You cant have a pant, it's a leg.

Trousers used to come as a separate bit for each leg, which laced together at the top.


Hmm. I fancy a pair of lace up trousers, now!!

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