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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Cordilia won't stop screaming :(


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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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I also had beers. je ne regrette can't be arsed toremember how to spell in englisg let alone frnch frankly. Tomorrow maybe.

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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You are all alcoholics!! Im not impressed witb your behaviours inhere tonight....i hope you all hq sore heads in the mornig.

I prolly will innit.

Hmm i wsnt sexings now.


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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Three drunken keyboard dribblings all at once? Is this a beteo record?

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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I want this phone.

Oh dear. This may explain why I can't find my phone. Go go kor.im!

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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It's on, but it can't get a GPS signal, so I can't pinpoint exactly where it is.
It's on the other side of Bedford from me and the train station, so someone has definitely taken it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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What sort of thief posts about it before hand.

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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What sort of thief posts about it before hand.
A pretty girl with a PSP, apparently.


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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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shhh, I was fishing! :)

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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That was my PSP - which I still have.

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Got a fix on the location.
If I die, one of you has to organise webcasting my funeral.

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Good luck Mr Grim...!

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Well, that didn't take long.

*knock knock*
"Yeah?"
"Hello. I think I dropped my phone on the train last night and it landed here."
"RACHEL!"
/girl comes to the door, looks at me, walks off, comes back with phone
"Thanks. Bye!"

Aside: Incredibly, she's not as hot as I remember. How could that have happened?

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Unlucky, Z ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Bugger.

Er, I mean, great news Grim...!


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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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I should add that I feel great today - not just fine but positivity great.
Which, when you consider that we all drank a lot last night (and mixed drinks to oblivion) is quite the thing.

Also: I invented the best new drink ever!

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Tell new drink pls.

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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The Flaming Homer Moe Grim...?

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Hang on... am I reading this right? Grim... lost his phone and then found it using GPS?

Amazing!


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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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No, someone stole my phone so I went and got it back.

I'll tell you the new drink if you buy us both one at the quiz, Cras?

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Got a fix on the location.
If I die, one of you has to organise webcasting my funeral.


"And now, as expressed in his will, all the porn on Dale's computer will be shown to the mourners."

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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Grim... wrote:
Well, that didn't take long.

*knock knock*
"Yeah?"
"Hello. I think I dropped my phone on the train last night and it landed here."
"RACHEL!"
/girl comes to the door, looks at me, walks off, comes back with phone
"Thanks. Bye!"

Aside: Incredibly, she's not as hot as I remember. How could that have happened?


You're a bit fucking cool sometimes, you, aren't you?

Nicely done.


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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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See, THAT'S the correct response. Mrs Grim... was angered because "I could have got hurt".

If a 6'8" brick shit house opened the door I'd have told him I had the wrong house and come back with a policeman, of course ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Bert ber beer
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See, THAT'S the correct response. Mrs Grim... was angered because "I could have got hurt".

If a 6'8" brick shit house opened the door I'd have told him I had the wrong house and come back with a policeman, of course ;)


I thought you knew this person from being on the train with them the night before?

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