Did you text me?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49240

So the other day I got a text from a number I don't recognise. No real shock, because when I last switched phones, I pretty much dumped my phone book and started again, and I know I've handed out my number to a few people on here.

This is the second text I received from that number, the first was apparently accidentally sent to all their contacts by accident, but was pretty innocuous.

This one, however was a joke about someone's grandad fisting their gran. I need to know whether that text was sent deliberately to me or was sent, like the first, to their entire address book by accident. Because if it was, that would be completely fucking hilarious.

So, was it you?

That is all.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

What's your number, I'll see if it was me.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49240

It's 07HEYWAITAMINUTE

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 22:50

Damn. I thought I sent that to everyone *except* you.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Craster wrote:

It's 07HEYWAITAMINUTE

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 23:05

I'm not even sure I know how to send the same message to my entire phonebook...

Let alone by accident! Oh... and it wasn't me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 23:09

They were from me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 23:10

The joke was deliberate, I think I sent the casual dress day one to you by accident though.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 23:13

Now that's got to the bottom of... what was the joke?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38635

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49240

Aw. I was really hoping that was a broadcast message.

I'll stick a name on that number now then, ta!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 23:15

TheVision wrote:

Now that's got to the bottom of... what was the joke?

You wouldn't understand.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 23:17

Craster wrote:

Aw. I was really hoping that was a broadcast message.

I'll stick a name on that number now then, ta!

A friend of mine sent an absolutely filthy text message, proper gutter filthy to a woman he saw a while back. Well, it was intended for her but it went to his teenage daughter instead.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 14:32

Craster wrote:

So the other day I got a text from a number I don't recognise. No real shock, because when I last switched phones, I pretty much dumped my phone book and started again, and I know I've handed out my number to a few people on here.

This is the second text I received from that number, the first was apparently accidentally sent to all their contacts by accident, but was pretty innocuous.

This one, however was a joke about someone's grandad fisting their gran. I need to know whether that text was sent deliberately to me or was sent, like the first, to their entire address book by accident. Because if it was, that would be completely fucking hilarious.

So, was it you?

That is all.

I got the same text, by the way. Also something about non-uniform day a while back. I'm hoping it's a hot sixth form student.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49240

myoptikakaka wrote:

I'm not reading one thread.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 14:34

Zardoz wrote:

They were from me.

I really should read the whole thread before posting.

No wonder you didn't reply to me when I asked you if you were interested in a design job. You've missed out on £12.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 16:50

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Is there a list I can sign up to to get jokes about fisting?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 17:10

£2 per fisting joke plus usual text charge. £5 cancellation fee. Fist joke receivers must be 18 years old or have their parent/guardians written permission.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 17:18

I miss burny p.

Alarm · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 17:20

Zardoz wrote:

£2 per fisting joke plus usual text charge. £5 cancellation fee. Fist joke receivers must be 18 years old or have their parent/guardians written permission.

Is this the latest incarnation of Crazy Fist?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

I miss when it was £2 per dusting joke.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 17:33

Mr Russell wrote:

I miss when it was £2 per dusting joke.

You posted that on an iPhone, didn't you.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 17:42

Duck head

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

kalmar wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

I miss when it was £2 per dusting joke.

You posted that on an iPhone, didn't you.

No, but Zardoz did before his sneaky editing.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 20:31

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