Bill & Ted Remake?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:04

LEAVE IT ALONE, YOU IDIOTS!

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Another classic science fiction franchise is getting the "reboot" treatment, but its biggest star could be even harder to recast than William Shatner's Captain Kirk. A new Bill And Ted movie finally got the green light — probably from the same people at MGM who thought that War Games sequel was a good idea — and it could show up in the next couple of years. The biggest question: where are they going to find an actor who can bring the Keanu?

http://io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-com ... ary-remake

Obviously they can just re-cast Winters, as he doesn't age.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:04

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Their band is called the Atomic Gorillas instead of the Wyld Stallyns.

FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:08

Good heavens.

DEAR HOLLYWOOD

MAKE NEW FILMS RATHER THAN REMAKES YOU FUCKHEADS

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:09

Except for the Hulk, which looks quite good.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:09

I am now a sad panda.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:13

I want to cry.

TRIVIA: Bogus Journey was the first film I saw twice at the cinema.

andyb · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 489

MR HOMICIDAL RAGE FACE

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

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Their band is called the Atomic Gorillas instead of the Wyld Stallyns.

NO NO NO. ERROR.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Grim... wrote:

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Their band is called the Atomic Gorillas instead of the Wyld Stallyns.

FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!

At this point, it's no longer a remake, so who cares?

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

MrD wrote:

Grim... wrote:

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Their band is called the Atomic Gorillas instead of the Wyld Stallyns.

FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!

At this point, it's no longer a remake, so who cares?

No, it's worse. It is a re-imagination!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:26

They shouldn't call it Bill & Ted. It should by Dickbreath and Twatfeatures instead.

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

Did I mention that a few weeks ago I dreamed that they were making a second sequel with the two actors at the age they are now. It looked awesome. It was being advertised with them sitting on a couch saying things in the way they do. A remake will be a bad idea. I'm certain of it.

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:30

Words fail me

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:31

I suddenly feel very, very old.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:36

Next up on the remake list are Wayne's World, The Day After Tomorrow, Cloverfield, and Rambo 9.

CraigGrannell · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1639

Making remakes doesn't entirely bother me, but this film was released in 1989. Do they really need to make a new version of a film that's 1) hardly a classic, and; 2) hardly old?

Next up: Clerks remade, starring Tom Cruise and Shia LaBeouf, directed by Michael Bay, with special guest star Kevin Smith weeping in a corner, quietly muttering "no... no... please, no".

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:37

CraigGrannell wrote:

1) hardly a classic,

You and me needs to have WORDS Grannell.

romanista · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:38

i thought this was about the gameboy game (remade for wiiware?)

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2570

War Games got a sequel?

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:45

Dimrill wrote:

CraigGrannell wrote:

1) hardly a classic,

You and me needs to have WORDS Grannell.

Obviously he means when you compare the original to Bogus Journey...that had better be what he means.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Pod wrote:

War Games got a sequel?

Didn't you watch The Matrix?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:49

CraigGrannell wrote:

2) hardly old?

Dude, it's twenty years old.

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:25

Grim... wrote:

CraigGrannell wrote:

2) hardly old?

Dude, it's twenty years old.

I felt the same; it feels like the damn film's only just come out. I sigh.

Ugh, I bet in the remake they'll have slanty fringes.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:37

And listen to Korn.... urgh.

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:40

No, it'll be My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy and Bring Me The fucking Hairspray and that.

I actually quite like the idea of a proper Bill and Ted 3, where they've fucked up monumentally and have to try and get back on track.

YOG · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:52

I second "FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!" and "ERROR". That will be all.

Shewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:26

WTF NO, NO and more NO.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

This can't be anything but bad.

Unless they somehow pull a battlestar galactica.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49253

Lave wrote:

This can't be anything but bad.

Unless they somehow pull a battlestar galactica.

Yeah, 'cos an emo Bill and Ted would work really well.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 15:36

Female Starbuck, man. Female Starbuck.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Craster wrote:

Lave wrote:

This can't be anything but bad.

Unless they somehow pull a battlestar galactica.

Yeah, 'cos an emo Bill and Ted would work really well.

*Shudders*

Obviously I was just bringing up as an example of a remake the is leagues ahead of it's source material.

Like how I shout (shout) 'Bogus Journey' when ever someone says 'sequels are never better than the first'

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Grim... wrote:

Female Starbuck, man. Female Starbuck.

Flee for life, flee foe life, oooh disco planet, flee for life, flee for life, oooh robot dog, flee for life...

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

*puts head in hands and sobs, quietly.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN THINGS I GREW UP LOVING?! WHHHHHHHHHY?!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 15:52

Lave wrote:

Like how I shout (shout) 'Bogus Journey' when ever someone says 'sequels are never better than the first'

Controversial!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49253

Grim... wrote:

Female Starbuck, man. Female Starbuck.

Barely. In fact, I'd insist on 3rd party verification.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 15:58

Craster wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Female Starbuck, man. Female Starbuck.

Barely. In fact, I'd insist on 3rd party verification.

GET OUT!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49253

She's a fucking bog troll.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 16:13

You are so dead when Mr Chris comes on.

Anonymous X · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2046

Speaking of remakes, some film company is remaking Short Circuit. (Didn't like the film when I saw it many years ago as a child, but my mother sure did like the tie-in computer game.)

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Anonymous X wrote:

Speaking of remakes, some film company is remaking Short Circuit. (Didn't like the film when I saw it many years ago as a child, but my mother sure did like the tie-in computer game.)

Yikes, although I do have both films in my dvd collection. They were however bought for me, rather than by me. I don't think I'd have bothered personally.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 22:30

Craster wrote:

She's a fucking bog troll.

Disgusting!

Seriously guys...

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I would, hell yeah.

Shame about the stupid tattoo though.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

B&T worked because rock back thenwas all "YEAH!". Nowadays rock is all "MEH!"

So it will fail.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

You are so dead when Mr Chris comes on.

You're right, you know.

I can't believe I missed this thread.

Re Starbuck: She's the hotness, you crazy people. I'm starting to think that Craster is secretly gay because of this schwing-blindness.

Re Bill and Ted:

A remake is a horrible, horrible, horrible idea, and is a morally worse thing and would make a less edifying spectacle than digging up my gran's corpse and having a threesome with her and Michael Barrymore in a school playground.

Davvyd Grimmmmm wrote:

I actually quite like the idea of a proper Bill and Ted 3, where they've fucked up monumentally and have to try and get back on track.

I like this idea too. And, as Grim... says, Alex winters could just be recast. He's been in far too little since Bogus Journey, actually, as he's an incredibly watchable guy and was by far the better of thw two of characters.

I'm sure Keanu Reeves could grow his hair and be recast too, but I'm not sure I'd want him to. How's about he gets kicked out of Wyld Stallyns and replaced by Van Halen?

Da5e · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 13:28

Unfortunately, the only way I could see that happening is if the film kills off the elderly Bill and Ted and they have to pass the torch on to the Atomic Gorillas, or something. And it would end up starring Ashton Kutcher and The Rock, and the'd have to go to Prague in a van to rescue a diamond-encrusted novelty comb from some communists, and we'd all weep openly.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 14:28

You all have such vivid imaginations. Is it from all the cheese you eat?

(I think the remake is a VERY bad idea too.)

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

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The biggest question: where are they going to find an actor who can bring the Keanu?

Erm. Any beach in California, surely?

Bill and Ted and Parenthood are the only films where Keanu Reeves has been at all impressive. He was born to be a slightly dim surf bum on film.

Also, that woman appears to be almost entirely unremarkable. Except that she has a slightly scary, unnatural grin.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 15:04

He was fine in Speed and Point Break, IMO.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 15:07

Grim... wrote:

He was fine in Speed and Point Break, IMO.

and

Malc

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

sinister agent wrote:

Also, that woman appears to be almost entirely unremarkable. Except that she has a slightly scary, unnatural grin.

Wow. Do you only date the top 1% of supermodels? And are you one too?

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