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MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jul 30, 2013 18:23

If you have to spend £150 to set a POS up and fuel it yourself, then you are one sister fucking carebear know nothin dickwad. From the sounds of it, they know nothing about the game. And to say they did not bother watching shows they know fuck all about zero space fleet fights. Tjey would not even get close.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13388

MaliA wrote:

And to say they did not bother watching shows they know fuck all about zero space fleet fights. Tjey would not even get close.

In all fairness he did say this, that the time and effort to get there, if you even could, wouldn't make it worthwhile.

As for the POS, I don't think money was an issue. The guy routinely used to buy tens of thousands of gold in WoW because he couldn't be arsed playing the AH or farming or suchlike.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jul 30, 2013 19:41

Reading back, came over an arse there. Apologies.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13388

MaliA wrote:

Reading back, came over an arse there. Apologies.

No probs, that scarcely registered on my BEEX-Abuse-O-Meter :hat:

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 30, 2013 20:05

It measured as 4.2GigaDudleys, so it hardly got the needle to move.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

MaliA wrote:

came over an arse there.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

MaliA wrote:

Reading back, came over an arse there. Apologies.

When was the last time you played properly again? Unless you've had a proper play stint I'm not aware of, it would be approaching 4 or more years. I think if I ever played again I'd have to go through the tutorials to work out how to fly again, let alone comment on fleet battles and core updates I've never experienced

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Aug 01, 2013 16:46

Sir, as a bitter vet°, I can pontificate as much as I want to.

°Survivor of hundreds of enemy engagements.And tens of friendly ones. Some in between. "Untrustworthy, vile and plainly mad space pirate" said a member of an alliance i was in shodtly before i killed him for a laugh.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I'm just saying, Mr Mali, that the game has probably changed quite a lot over the years. Hasn't half of the learning skill-tree been removed? Plus there's Tech 3, wormholes, new space, and all other kinds of guff that may, albeit unwittingly, make your opinions a bit outdated.

Mr Dom · **Posted:** Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:03

For reasons beyond understanding, I have started the 14-day trial for this now...

I was expecting a shiny version of Elite...
So far, it's like 'Super Shiny Database Simulator with Layzors'...
You don't actually seem to pilot the ship a la Elite, just click the target & say go. Pretty similar with 'combat', click the entry from the list and go...

I'm just doing tutorial stuff for free ships, and it is nerdy enough to keep me going for a little while, but... there's something missing I feel atm. & the missus takes one look and goes off in a huff, so not a huge chance of me getting her to join in yet.

Anyway, any embittered vets feel like hurling vast (well, to me) quantities of ISK my way?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:59

Mr Dom wrote:

I was expecting a shiny version of Elite...

Uh-oh.

Mr Dom wrote:

You don't actually seem to pilot the ship a la Elite, just click the target & say go. Pretty similar with 'combat', click the entry from the list and go...

Nope. Yup. Yup.

Mr Dom wrote:

I'm just doing tutorial stuff for free ships, and it is nerdy enough to keep me going for a little while, but... there's something missing I feel atm.

I suspect the missing thing is "Elite". The only similarity between Eve and Elite are "space" and "e's at the start and end".

Mr Dom wrote:

Anyway, any embittered vets feel like hurling vast (well, to me) quantities of ISK my way?

I've got a around a billion, I think - but I'm fucked if I'm ever logging in again!

Mr Dom · **Posted:** Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:15

Ack-chewly...

As I haven't even been playing for 24 hours, anyone fancy hitting me up with a buddy thing & split the PLEX or whatever the hell thing it is? Happy to restart as I am an utter gimboid anyway

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Aug 08, 2013 22:00

I sold my char.. so I could never fly again...

If you see Kovacs Caprios flying about, say hi

Achilles · **Joined:** 15th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 484

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Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2014 18:37

Oh shit...

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

OH SHIT SON

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 30, 2014 17:19

So Eve had it's biggest battle ever - $200k worth of damage:

Over 70 titans went pop, with the best one being worth about $5,500. More at The Verge: http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/29/53564 ... -destroyed

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jan 30, 2014 17:28

I read about this and while I can't quite get my head around it, I find it fascinating!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10245

How much does insurance run to on a Titan?

Premiums'll be up!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 30, 2014 19:14

The price of Tritanium (the core building block that things are made out of) is already going up, apparently.

asfish · **Joined:** 5th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 3353

Wish I had the time to play Eve. I signed up some years ago and had a dabble. Didn't have much time then, so no chance now

Its a great game though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 30, 2014 22:31

I miss it.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:24

Free to play, now, if you don't mind not flying capital ships and skill training slower

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... ee-to-play

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:25

Noooooooooo

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2018 18:29

Oh no.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2018 20:19

Nope. Not going to download.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2018 21:54

It's

so

pretty

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2018 22:02

Nope.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13388

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:32

Hearthly wrote:

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

What are you on about. ??

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:33

Grim... wrote:

It's

so

pretty

No.......

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13388

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

What are you on about. ??

There's an awful lot of looking at screens full of numbers.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:12

Hearthly wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

What are you on about. ??

There's an awful lot of looking at screens full of numbers.

Pew pew!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:15

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:48

Hearthly wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

What are you on about. ??

There's an awful lot of looking at screens full of numbers.

You mean the distance stuff... yes just like a spreadsheet :facepalm:

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13388

When I was playing it I ended up with so many windows full of lines of numbers it looked like I had a load of spreadsheets open.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 15:37

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

What are you on about. ??

There's an awful lot of looking at screens full of numbers.

You mean the distance stuff... yes just like a spreadsheet :facepalm:

How have you not heard of Eve being a spreadsheet simulator before? It's been a common joke for... Decades ?:|

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 16:06

No.

I did play it for a few years.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 16:10

Grim... wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Hearthly wrote:

Just fire up a few spreadsheets and you'll be mostly there.

What are you on about. ??

There's an awful lot of looking at screens full of numbers.

You mean the distance stuff... yes just like a spreadsheet :facepalm:

How have you not heard of Eve being a spreadsheet simulator before? It's been a common joke for... Decades ?:|

Now Choppily’s hilariously original joke seems less so.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 16:39

KovacsC wrote:

No.

I did play it for a few years.

How about "The world's most complicated IRC client"?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2018 23:54

Grim... wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

No.

I did play it for a few years.

How about "The world's most complicated IRC client"?

No. All passed me by.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2019 20:13

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 05, 2019 19:55

https://zkillboard.com/kill/74421869/

Oops

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:38

https://zkillboard.com/kill/74449997/

Oops

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14538

https://twitter.com/kobunheat/status/10 ... 9291026435

You don't actually need to play EVE Online, just read this. https://t.co/bRd7qmJoFx
— Chris Kohler (@kobunheat) January 8, 2019

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49253

Fucking hell, that's quite the planning exercise

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2023 16:12

Just been to the Eve monument in Rekjavic

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2023 16:20

What's the sitch with the volcano?

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2023 16:29

KovacsC wrote:

Just been to the Eve monument in Rekjavic

Excellent!

Is the entire thing covered with names, or just the lower levels?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 05, 2023 16:35

KovacsC wrote:

Just been to the Eve monument in Rekjavic

Poty

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