Be Excellent To Each Other

*Throws £200 in the Beex hot tub*

This just reminds me of the talk of a cottage hot tub tbh

They were spinning round (like a kiddie teacup ride rather than Waltzers) and going up and down, but the piston was off to one side, so the hot tub would tilt slightly and water would splash a fair bit (I have no idea how the plumbing was working)

Well, you were in charge of organising them in my dream...

'Overseeing'. She just wants to see these smoking jackets come off

*throws another 12 pound coins in the Beex hot tub*

Bizarre.

Three days ago was two years to the day since I was first in hospital when I had my heart attack and I had a dream that I was making a presentation to some hospital staff about my experience as a patient throughout my whole cardiac experience.

I watched Gemini Man on Saturday, and then dreamt that I was Henry Brogan (the main character) that night.

We're having a replacement boiler installed today, and last night I had a dream about that as well.

There seems to be a pattern emerging.

Only if you dream that you're the boiler. Then it goes all inceptiony.

Could you BE any more pre-emptively insensitive?

A weirdly great dream last night. I’d discovered that if you walk without taking your feet off the floor, basically a forwards moonwalk, I could travel at roughly three times my normal speed. I was powering past people on my way along an unfamiliar high street (somewhere in the lakes, rather than a busy city) on my way to meet up with my wife and kids. I took a turn off and then realised I was approaching Cleveleys seafront (but it wasn’t) and I noticed some furtive activity in a kind of bandstand on the edge of a park. I slid over and delightedly realised it was The Northern Boys taking a break between shooting a video! They obligingly agreed to a quick selfie but I couldn’t get them all in shot with me. Fin.

Please can you video the speedy forwards moonwalk? Would like to see.

It looked as good as it felt.

Ah, fuck. You've reminded me I used to regularly dream along the lines of hitchhiker's - forgetting to fall over so essentially just flying around a few inches off the ground. That started before I read the books so I can only assume Adams stole it from me. I miss that glorious feeling - I can almost remember the sensation now, physically.

On a significant other tangent, spoilering for not niceness