Doppelganger adventures

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jul 01, 2019 15:39

Good luck!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 01, 2019 16:06

Giz some paint

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 01, 2019 16:07

Yesterday "I" signed this petition: https://www.change.org/p/t%C3%BCrkiye-de-ipv6-istiyoruz

Looks exciting!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 9154

I don't think it's an intranet if it's on the internet.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11673

TheVision wrote:

Apparently I'm due to start a new position at Brewers on the 9th July. Brewers sell paint apparently?

I've been sent a link, username and password to access their intranet. I don't know what I was expecting but it's not very exciting.... They will pay for a meal while you're training though.

Also, the training coordinator who sent the email has put her signature at the bottom of the email 5 times. All exactly the same. Efficient!

Turn up, do a promotional video, then charge them.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:37

Seems that Myp lost his belt to Josh Barnett.

https://twitter.com/goonguy/status/1153539712532897792

In an epic battle that lasted 3.7 seconds, @JoshLBarnett took the Goon 20th anniversary belt from me. pic.twitter.com/67mWbwPNtu
— Eric Powell (@goonguy) July 23, 2019

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:55

It clearly says his name is Eric Powell

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:00

Mr Chonks wrote:

It clearly says his name is Eric Powell

Who dis?

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:27

How does this keep happening? This must be the third different Ross Taylor who has been using my email address?!?

Quote:

Good Morning A & C Staff

As you know My Life and Alocura manage the PHB for both A & C and ensure the payroll is accurately processed. Rita who you may have been contacting has moved on to pastures new. I have copied in Lynn who is overseeing your payroll and Ian Clegg who has taken Rita’s post (Copied in). Lynn has received all of your timesheets which we obviously need to cross reference with the rota – which is out of date, so if anyone could send me an updated version please could you do this as a matter of urgency.

We need to arrange to visit you all as we have some minor changes being introduced with timesheets which I need to explain – we are more than happy to meet a lead person and the information can be cascaded across the team. *Vicky I can keep you in the loop via email but we need to visit the team asap as it needs to be implemented as soon as possible before we go fully electronic!

I also need to touch base with your training needs as a team as part of the PHB 6 month review – we have a new Clinical Lead Pam Hicken who will overseeing your PHB along with colleagues Clare and Nigel who we need to arrange to meet in the next week or so.

This is really to keep you all in the loop and to touch base with you – there are some other things we may be able to help you with which we can have a chat about when we meet.

Best wishes

Caroline

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 10480

Are you sure it's not just the same dumb ass doing it over and over again?

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:48

Nope. In recent months I've had an estate agent in New Zealand, an American Express check in in Boulder in the States, an HR department of a paint shop in East Sussex, An HR department for a cleaning job and now this which is based in Wigan.

I'd be very surprised if it was the same person but if it is, fair play to them. They get about a bit!

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:50

My old MD was Ross Taylor. And there’s a New Zealand cricketer. Common as muck.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 14:17

One of our clients has a customer that apparently really struggles to type in their email address correctly when ordering things. Addresses changed for obvious reasons, but in the list there was:

[email protected],co.uk
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 3805

I have a new Mancunian doppleganger who has signed up for an adult dating site with my email address.
I was very tempted to update his preferences from women under 30 to men over 50, but then realised that any notifcations would only come to me anyway, so I settled for removing my address from the account.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 2081

That email. I mean, you got a touch base, a matter of urgency, pastures new, in the loop, cascade. I think I'd just call him a **** and be done with it. Making it clear that the worst offence is the capital C on Copied.

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 20:33

JBR wrote:

That email. I mean, you got a touch base, a matter of urgency, pastures new, in the loop, cascade. I think I'd just call him a **** and be done with it. Making it clear that the worst offence is the capital C on Copied.

You mean Caroline?

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jul 23, 2019 20:49

I think I'm going to email her back and say how excited I am to meet her and can't wait to run some ideas up the flag pole and see who salutes them.

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