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Author:  MrChris [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:33 ]
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So, I finally this afternoon worked out why I've been getting random PMs all week. It's because I'm needed to help out with solving the Eurozone crisis. However, after turning my mighty, non-box-constrained brain to the problems and having a conflab with Robert Peston (yes, the solution involved running the Royal Mint on a dynamo), it turns out
Malc, Myp and Bobby have already helped out. Not so much the Frankfurt Group as the Frank N Furter Group, but well done, guys! That's certainly solved everything.

Anyway, whilst we currently seem safe over here on our merry fortress island from the trials and tribulations that the filthy forrins are suffering from, we can still do our bit to help the recovery of the UK economy on this extremely important day by smashing mammoths in the face (just make sure that you were quiet whilst queuing this morning, eh?). Or smashing mammoths in the face AND pretending to be a slightly creepy Bruce Willis stalking Hayley Joe Osment. Or smashing mammoths in the face, pretending to be a slightly creepy Bruce Willis AND buying the same game we all bought last year and the year before that. You know it makes sense. Your country needs you to SPEND YOUR MONEY. Mali has taken time out from commenting on the clash of civilisations to let us know that he apparently has some spare cash, so he should be able to give us all a bit of quantitative easing to help out (although not the sort Zardoz would prefer).

Buying games isn't the only way you can help save the economy - the ever generous people of Easter Island are inviting you to attend the next Euro-summit, which for reasons of satire is being held in the European Culture Capital of 2008. I'm sure some huge brain storming will be taking place there. However, attendees are advised to book their seats early to avoid disappointment, and to hold onto your wallets because the Northerns are feeling the pinch.

In times such as these it's right that we remember those less fortunate than ourselves - say, those people who can't afford haircuts or trousers. Please, guys, let's bail ourselves out of seeing that again, eh?

This week has also seen the end of everyone's favourite aging lothario over in Italy. He will be sadly missed. On the plus side, he can now spend more time wondering what it would be like to be a ball-licking beast that smells like a wet rug, or man's best friend.

Given how we're all DOOOOOOOOMED, we could do with some cheering up. So, this week's posts thereof:

Sadly, there are some victims of capitalism, including Malc74's family. Our thoughts go out to them at this difficult time.

Zardoz has also chipped in on how to deal with a problem (or pro-belm, if you like the typo) like myp. I'm fairly sure we could apply this to Greece and Italy, too.

Ever wondered what you'd do if you were Zardoz for a day? Malc74 has given it a lot of thought.

We all know Grim… likes to give us advice on what to do in the cold weather, but it seems he's taken a personal interest in Mr Dave's wellbeing.

Malabelm has been thinking of the kids. Well, you worry about your peer group, eh?

Zardoz gets all obscure, and slightly confused over who he is.

Many thanks to this week's contributors: Doc G, Mr Dave, Malc74, Wullie, Mr Russell, Craster, Kalmar, MaliA, Zardoz, Zaphod79 and flis.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:40 ]
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Dynamoite!

Author:  myp [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:41 ]
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Good work, sir.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:42 ]
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Excellent.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:42 ]
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Also: Hattrick :metul:

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:42 ]
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Nicely done, sir.

Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 14:53 ]
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brilliant....

Author:  Alarm [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 15:15 ]
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Huzz and ah!

Author:  Malc74 [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 15:42 ]
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Ever so wonderfully done, Sir!

Author:  kalmar [ Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:38 ]
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Thankyou Mr Fur!

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Nov 14, 2011 15:48 ]
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*cough*

Could anyone who may have submitted a POTW since Friday, please do so again. We've had 'technical difficulties'.

Ta.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 14, 2011 15:53 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
*cough*

Could anyone who may have submitted a POTW since Friday, please do so again. We've had 'technical difficulties'.

Ta.


POTW.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:43 ]
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HEY YOU! YES, YOU! You with the keyboard! I know you've read some funny shit on this here forum over the last week. Don't look at me like that. You so have! Well, if it was so funny, why u no nominate for POTW? I mean seriously, you lazy fucks! Hop to it. Get it done. I can wait.

...

I'm watching you.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:57 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! You with the keyboard! I know you've read some funny shit on this here forum over the last week. Don't look at me like that. You so have! Well, if it was so funny, why u no nominate for POTW? I mean seriously, you lazy fucks! Hop to it. Get it done. I can wait.

...

I'm watching you.

A true post of the week doesn't need chasing.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:01 ]
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Grim... wrote:
A true post of the week doesn't need chasing.

Apparently, it does.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 13:38 ]
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Or there haven't been any.

Although I guess there is always one.

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 14:26 ]
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I can go through and self nominate every post of mine for the past week, if that would help?

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 14:28 ]
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Trooper wrote:
I can go through and self nominate every post of mine for the past week, if that would help?

I considered doing a quick forum hack that would insert a POTW PM from a random Beexer into the Beex Weeker's inbox every time I posted something new :)

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 15:03 ]
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Is there an easy way to nominate a post using the mobile site?

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 16:39 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Is there an easy way to nominate a post using the mobile site?

Sorry, no. And you can't choose the 'Beex Weeker' group anyway.

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