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Beex Weex 29th July 2011
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Author:  flis [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 14:00 ]
Post subject:  Beex Weex 29th July 2011
Beex Weex is brought to you in association with the words: Cunt and Ecumenical. At the time 1337*

This week saw the loss of someone who split the opinions of the community; to some, they were a tortured genius, whose ideas and convictions were truly inspirational. To others, a trouble-maker who forged their own path, no matter what anyone else said. Hopefully, Cavey will be back after his 1 week self-imposed ban.

Somehow, despite all the nonsense confined to one thread, we somehow have managed to accumulate a few comments worthy of nomination for POTW....

Pundy being tricky with his bottom
Craster shows he is capable of empathy when regaled with others tales of woe
Zardoz and Craster do physics over a pint
MaliA's generosity knows no limit
George Harrison and Roy Orbisons love child?
You know what Newton once said about standing on the shoulders of giants...? Well, this is Craster doing the opposite.
Gimli...? Is that you?

A special mention goes out to Mimi and her poor goat :( I hope he found a happy place...Mmm-aaaa

Here is a something to help those who have been affected by the events of the last week.

Click me, I am totally safe.

Beex Weex is only made possible thanks to all those who contribute, this weeks guys and gals who get our special thanks are:
Sinister Agent
Doccy G(imli)
Kalmar
Plissken
Zardoz
Chinny

And finally, congratulations to APOD on the birth of his daughter. Anyone who thinks he might now understand and that there is a hope he will change...Is wrong. He's still a cunt.

Also: Finally, apologies for the over use of the C word.

*This is a total lie.
Author:  TheVision [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 14:50 ]
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Good work Flis... Now kindly deposit £12.80 in the swear jar.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 14:51 ]
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Well done, Flis.

So Cavey banned himself eh?
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 14:55 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Well done, Flis.

So Cavey banned himself eh?

He's too in love with Riles and Gaywood to control himself, was all I could work out. Clearly he's too noble to break up a marriage and took the more honourable course of self-imposed exile.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:03 ]
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I love that crazy old bastard.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:04 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
I love that crazy old bastard.

Me too. Miss you Cavey! :luv:
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:14 ]
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Nice one Flis. Slim pickings this week!
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:17 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Nice one Flis. Slim pickings this week!

I haven't been posting much.
Author:  WTB [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:18 ]
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All of the effort I put into conjuring up a picture of a naked argument in the middle of nowhere - not a graph in sight - and I don't even make it into Beex Weex?
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:20 ]
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Maybe you should have got your imaginary lurker friends to nominate it.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:37 ]
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I'm surprised Bruno didn't nominate all my posts.

And appalled.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:54 ]
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He was getting Cavey drunk.
Author:  Squirt [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 15:55 ]
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I haven't been on my normal sparking form recently. A couple of weeks back I got THREE mentions, therefore proving I'm awesome. I've just been below par this last week.
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:01 ]
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Right. Just changed Benjamins' nappy, and I definitely don't have a fucking daughter.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:04 ]
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:D
Author:  WTB [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:19 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Maybe you should have got your imaginary lurker friends to nominate it.


News just in: They all think you're a cunt.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:21 ]
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POTW.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:22 ]
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I want to see DavPaz's SockPuppet Minions face off against WTB's Imaginary Army.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:25 ]
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WTB wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Maybe you should have got your imaginary lurker friends to nominate it.


News just in: They all think you're a cunt.

If they were real they'd know I was.
Author:  Plissken [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:29 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Nice one Flis. Slim pickings this week!

I haven't been posting much.


Which give the rest of us less of a chance for corrections and teh funnies.
Author:  WTB [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:36 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
WTB wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Maybe you should have got your imaginary lurker friends to nominate it.


News just in: They all think you're a cunt.

If they were real they'd know I was.


:hat:
Author:  flis [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:44 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Right. Just changed Benjamins' nappy, and I definitely don't have a fucking daughter.


I think you'll find that just proves how much you don't understand.

Srsly? I'm sure I read 'daughter'...Although, looking back at the thread I was it in, you didn't specify, you just said 'first child'.

Oh well! Benjamin is a fine name, I have a Benjamin. When he got to about 5 he thought his middle name was Jamin because he only got called Ben, except when he was naughty. So, er, I hope your version is a bit brighter!
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 16:55 ]
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I hope you like Jamin too.
Author:  Squirt [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 17:04 ]
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How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Filled with Jam!


HAHAHALOLROFLLAMSOSOAEHA!11!eleven!!
Author:  sdg [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 21:04 ]
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Squirt wrote:
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Filled with Jam!


HAHAHALOLROFLLAMSOSOAEHA!11!eleven!!

meringue?
Author:  Curiosity [ Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:59 ]
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Squirt wrote:
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Filled with Jam!


HAHAHALOLROFLLAMSOSOAEHA!11!eleven!!


He doesn't like them at all, he's dead!

ROFLCOPTER!
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Jul 30, 2011 20:31 ]
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Gilly wrote:
Squirt wrote:
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Filled with Jam!


HAHAHALOLROFLLAMSOSOAEHA!11!eleven!!

meringue?

Do you know how to drive this thing?
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Aug 05, 2011 15:38 ]
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WHERE IS THIS WEEKS BEEX WEEX???????????
Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 05, 2011 15:40 ]
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It's coming.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Aug 05, 2011 15:57 ]
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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