Beautiful Beex Poetry

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Get a time machine?
The channels I mean.
Has her cat died?
Only on the inside.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:21

Buzzsaw that cuts through Zeds, and shoots (re-usable) saw blades?
I've always found Tinkers Rucksack to be reliable for adventure holidays.
I like the creativity and originality more than the humour I think.
I don't understand the whole buying games but never playing them thing.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:24

Though I am now considering cheese then beans THEN MOAR CHEESE.
The brighter the body choice the easier it'll be to find in trees.
And attacked by a shark.
That looks good Mark.
I like kickass women movies, more of these please.
Derby train station smells like mushy peas.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

markg wrote:

Get a time machine?
The channels I mean.
Has her cat died?
Only on the inside.

I like that one

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:36

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So what was this about anyway, is everything ok?
I think the Hollywood one is going to be okay.
Sorry to hear that, man.
Euro: FUCK YOUR PLAN!
What will it fail on this year?
Has anyone ever put tea in beer.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:58

DavPaz wrote:

markg wrote:

Get a time machine?
The channels I mean.
Has her cat died?
Only on the inside.

I like that one

Me too, it's superb.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Zardoz wrote:

Though I am now considering cheese then beans THEN MOAR CHEESE.
The brighter the body choice the easier it'll be to find in trees.
And attacked by a shark.
That looks good Mark.
I like kickass women movies, more of these please.
Derby train station smells like mushy peas.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 13:02

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This is a good thing.
I'll get my string.
I bought it in this very sale.
Hopped american style ale.

Malc · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2017 13:25

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I also think that it's a brilliant name.
I can't make head or tails of the online game.
So that has explained that.
Back to extreme rugby chat.
How do you get that jet in the game?
Even better, we get to pick a name!
How did ya'll get to the temple on the snowy peak?
I still use Paint several times a week.
Anyway, it's not half as bad as reviewers made out upon release.
Months up front is fairly cheeky on a 24 month lease.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4300

Malc wrote:

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I also think that it's a brilliant name.
I can't make head or tails of the online game.
So that has explained that.
Back to extreme rugby chat.
How do you get that jet in the game?
Even better, we get to pick a name!
How did ya'll get to the temple on the snowy peak?
I still use Paint several times a week.
Anyway, it's not half as bad as reviewers made out upon release.
Months up front is fairly cheeky on a 24 month lease.

I can imagine Chuck D rapping that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jan 26, 2018 14:12

http://www.pnreview.co.uk/cgi-bin/scribe?item_id=10090

POW!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2018 16:10

New and improved for Christmas!

https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... try3.2.php

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He'll love it.
That is shit.
Assuming you don't screw it up like I did in above video.
You probably meant to link something, Curio.

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Which is near a 52 week high.
Still not the wiser, but hi.
Most of you are wrong.
Also: Fucking long.

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What if you grind up the Dog Shit Fairy?
Will I still understand the story?
DEFEATED by the Mrs Hearthly boss!
Still haven't lost a hoss.
I have Weezer's Buddy Holly and Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise* on cassette.
I haven't even started American God's yet!
I'm glad you came last year as we shared a room.
To be fair, your car was built in the early 90s I assume?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

If you sing the last one to "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" it's amazing.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Dec 14, 2018 17:00

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It's that strong manly jaw Kern.
That took an unexpected turn.
I used this pic.
Man, Kratos is a dick.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Cras wrote:

If you sing the last one to "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" it's amazing.

Feature request: modify the script to fit the measure of popular songs.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:35

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Cras wrote:

If you sing the last one to "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" it's amazing.

Feature request: modify the script to fit the measure of popular songs.

Fuck. Do you have any idea how complicated it already is?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:41

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:42

A little.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

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Of course, it won't fit as the poles are quite long.
Are you doing all this work or are you doing this thread wrong?
That's tonight's viewing sorted.
This is most unexpected.
Tie bells to the kids!
It just never ends.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:56

Kids and ends? That's not great.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:04

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Grab a kitchen towel, damp it under the tap.
And, of course, the big baddie was bubble wrap.
I don't really know what emoji to use for that.
You should leave it until you get your VR hat.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2020 18:54

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I bought a gravel hoover.
This is the best thing ever.
One made of paper.
Good work Trooper.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Welcome, dude.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

I’ve been getting into poetry lately and wrote this for you lot.

It’s called Clouds

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2021 16:55

Where have you stored it?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

On my phone.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2021 17:04

Good.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2021 17:07

Realised in the shower after I had not had breakfast.
And yet half-way through I somehow lost interest.
I just went with the option thtat meant more rolling of dice.
An Alexa Dobot and four Tile Jeyrings for (I thought) a good price.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2021 17:10

Seems like they’re quite D&D flavoured these days:

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That sounds so stressful.
That sounds useful.
Just put on toasty pants.
Good grief, are they flagellants?
Can you curse scenery so we can hide in it better?
Like a bider.
I'm not sure if it's a dealbreaker or not, just at the moment.
You can have Zs old pants when he inevitably dies next monday.
We could take the forge back with us in the bag of holding.
I generally have no idea what thread I'm in when I start reading.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

The arena is just a fucking empty cave.
Ah that's a display tablet, Dave.
Not sure of a theme yet.
IS THAT A LEGO CHESS SET?
Solid work, model folk.
I fear you missed the joke.

Genuinely good, that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2021 4:00

It's been so long since I coded anything good that I have genuinely no idea how this works.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

And so, it begins.
Many happy returns!
I pulled him away, got upset and sent him to shower.
Righto, thanks Kern matey, I may mosey on over in half an hour.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Always got to have a go when this thread pops up.

I hear what I want to hear.
Traveling Uncle Mali here!
None of you have balls stuck in your plug holes and it shows.
Ahh well I can always watch Goodfellas or Casino again I suppose.
That's my normal!
Who is deplorable.
I don't even think we have that excuse.
We've had homophobia, racism, and flat-out abuse.
Terry is an aggressive prick.
Day three of PE with Joe Wick.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

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Who is deplorable?
That's my normal!
We've had homophobia, racism, and flat-out abuse,
I don't even think we have that excuse!

With a touch of editing, that section is wonderful

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimi wrote:

We've had homophobia, racism, and flat-out abuse.
Terry is an aggressive prick.
Day three of PE with Joe Wick.

This is just perfect

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