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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:04 
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Grab a kitchen towel, damp it under the tap.
And, of course, the big baddie was bubble wrap.
I don't really know what emoji to use for that.
You should leave it until you get your VR hat.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 18:54 
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I bought a gravel hoover.
This is the best thing ever.
One made of paper.
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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 19:08 
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Welcome, dude.


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 16:40 
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I’ve been getting into poetry lately and wrote this for you lot.

It’s called Clouds


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 16:55 
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Where have you stored it?

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 16:59 
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On my phone.


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 17:04 
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Good.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 17:07 
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Realised in the shower after I had not had breakfast.
And yet half-way through I somehow lost interest.
I just went with the option thtat meant more rolling of dice.
An Alexa Dobot and four Tile Jeyrings for (I thought) a good price.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 17:10 
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Seems like they’re quite D&D flavoured these days:

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That sounds so stressful.
That sounds useful.
Just put on toasty pants.
Good grief, are they flagellants?
Can you curse scenery so we can hide in it better?
Like a bider.
I'm not sure if it's a dealbreaker or not, just at the moment.
You can have Zs old pants when he inevitably dies next monday.
We could take the forge back with us in the bag of holding.
I generally have no idea what thread I'm in when I start reading.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 2:56 
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The arena is just a fucking empty cave.
Ah that's a display tablet, Dave.
Not sure of a theme yet.
IS THAT A LEGO CHESS SET?
Solid work, model folk.
I fear you missed the joke.

Genuinely good, that.


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 4:00 
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It's been so long since I coded anything good that I have genuinely no idea how this works.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:12 
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And so, it begins.
Many happy returns!
I pulled him away, got upset and sent him to shower.
Righto, thanks Kern matey, I may mosey on over in half an hour.


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 12:16 
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Always got to have a go when this thread pops up.

I hear what I want to hear.
Traveling Uncle Mali here!
None of you have balls stuck in your plug holes and it shows.
Ahh well I can always watch Goodfellas or Casino again I suppose.
That's my normal!
Who is deplorable.
I don't even think we have that excuse.
We've had homophobia, racism, and flat-out abuse.
Terry is an aggressive prick.
Day three of PE with Joe Wick.

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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 13:28 
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Who is deplorable?
That's my normal!
We've had homophobia, racism, and flat-out abuse,
I don't even think we have that excuse!

With a touch of editing, that section is wonderful


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 Post subject: Re: Beautiful Beex Poetry
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 17:29 
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Mimi wrote:
We've had homophobia, racism, and flat-out abuse.
Terry is an aggressive prick.
Day three of PE with Joe Wick.


This is just perfect

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