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That's scary. Glad it turned out OK.

Thanks. It was an interesting evening. I don't think we were in any danger (I'd only just used the hob and it didn't explode), but it's obviously good to get it sorted before it got any worse.

I noticed you didn't deny responsibility for the outside connection.

J'accuse

I am still chuckling about the ladies name Cras was seeing

*shudder*

?

Her last name was Kovacs.

Did you do what I said to do?

That was a different night. But no, I did not.

I will remind you more often.

No.

Our office keeps on getting buzzed by a pair of military Bell Boeing V-22 Ospreys.

They're weird looking tilt rotor aircraft that look like planes but have double rotor blades.

Well, I say our office, but it's most of the City of London from what I can tell. Strange wee beasties, and incredibly loud.

Yeah, they're bloody low too, aren't they?

Urgh. I googled them, and they look quite intimidating.

So is that a helicopter or a plane, or something else?

More importantly, can it lift a bus?

Both.

Don't wish to alarm anyone but they're probably there to drop off a US American Navy Seal team to defuse a nuclear device and they'll arrive just after the nick of time.

It can fly as both. It can have the rotors pointing up to take off and land like a helicopter, then tilt them forwards to fly faster as a plane.

It seems there's an Apache down there too.

All I got to see was 4 or 5 transit vans of immigration enforcement zooming into a warehouse. I couldn't hang about as I didn't want to get involved and I wanted a sarnie.

Or Cras jumps on it and LONDON IS SAVED

It's just after lunch, jumping is optimistic. Maybe a decisive lie down.

Maximum effort!

I had a couple of Hercules grumbling over me super low last night - they seemed to be literally skimming the tree tops, but I suck at distances.

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He's one of those that has to hold his cock right up by her ta-tas for the money shot to connect.

I'm Shocked! that a simple sentence like that could be so crudely interpreted.

From now on you shall be known as "can't squirt".

"Low muzzle velocity squirt"

I've forgotten my key.

*Sits outside with the cat and a dead bird*

Is this a movie pitch?

Weekend at Jazzy's?

More like a crap 'choose your own adventure.

2% battery.

What happens next folks?!

Something about Joans and a ceiling fan ?

1% battery.

Reavers

Weekend at Jazzy's is a much better film than that

For all if those worrying about me, I got rescued by Joans eventually.

Superb.

Also wrong, it just died.

http://m.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/new ... orn_early/

Jesus fucking Christ.

Hahahaha!!!

What the everlasting muffin is that?!?!

It looks like a wireframe Homer Simpson head

I twittered him.

15 fucking grand and we have to pay 35 quid a year to get garden waste carted away.

http://legalnamefraud.com

Seems this lot have been putting big billboards up to STICK IT TO THE MAN. Looks like a Sovereign Citizen thing.

We have one of those up in Wimbledon. It's not quite the same thing as Freemen, although it's equally idiotic.

Two of those in Bedford. I keep forgetting to look up what they were for.

Good work, Mali.

but in Ivybridge