Eurovision Song Contest

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

They’ve got the stairs from Hogwarts.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:52

Boring Dark Souls mini boss

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

He’s got an amazing voice but again I’ve heard this generic song before.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:52

Half swan?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Kern wrote:

Category is: Eurovision Eleganza

Remove the mask please.
I'd prefer to leave it on.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

He's not as good as he thinks he is

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

I thought he was going to reveal Kim Jong Un then. That would have been something.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Aw. He was kind of sweet at the end.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Zardoz wrote:

Half swan?

He hatched from the egg that Björk laid.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:55

Mimi wrote:

Aw. He was kind of sweet at the end.

Like an aspirin

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

Was that a second entry by Italy?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Interesting not to get booed. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:57

UK - Viking floater

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:57

Well, if Jesus can't get us to the win, nobody can.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:59

He’s very good, but then I’m from the UK though.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

I don't love it, but it's not a bad song, sung quite well and he has stage presence

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 21:59

We’ll still get nowt

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:00

It's probably the best we've had in a while, but he should be more physical.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I really quite like it. For once we haven't done a bland boy-band-gone-solo fake angst shitpile

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I'd vote for space jesus

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Ah, I loved that. I realised my face was hurting and it was because I was grinning ear to ear. I love him.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:01

It's all right

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

I felt like I would be very happy to give Mr U.K. a really big hug.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:03

Poland - Barry Garlow

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

"We talked about diversity, but look how many different types of facial hair all these very white people have!"

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

Bored

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:05

Have the dancers for France just arrived? Should we tell them?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Mika's panic when the Ukrainians grabbed his mic was real

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Poland: shite

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:05

Poland: right performer, wrong song.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:06

Ring wraiths!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

The dancers can’t make this interesting.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

They need to stop people making Oscars speeches at the end of songs.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

What the fuck

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:08

Serbia: 5 million viewers start developing 5 new fetishes

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12334

Kern wrote:

Top Eurotip:

Put the subtitles on and you get a translation if the song isn't in English.

Well this feature for Serbia was fucking freaky

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:08

Have they cut to a horror film by mistake? Wtaf

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Anyone without subtitles for this is really missing out.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:09

Serbia - I bet she smells nice

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yessss, this is what I came for

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22387

Random subtitles for random lines here

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Zardoz wrote:

Serbia - I bet she smells nice

It’s her enlarged spleen.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:10

Some choreographer got paid for this.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Hahaha

"We're so lucky there's such a thing as the autonomic nervous system"

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26023

Cras wrote:

Hahaha

"We're so lucky there's such a thing as the autonomic nervous system"

They were the best lyrics of the competition l.

Kern · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:12

Hello Stefan. I'm Kern. You like Western stuff? Well....

Malc · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:12

Sergio Leoni rewrote the mysterious cities of gold theme?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Estonia: Why bother?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2022 22:13

Estonia - Mysterious cities of golf vibe

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Zardoz wrote:

Estonia - Mysterious cities of golf vibe

That's what it is!!! Yes!

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