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Author: | markg [ Tue May 24, 2016 10:22 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Was Dredd a remake? Reboot, maybe. Excellent, certainly. Neither really was it? Just a totally separate adaptation. |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue May 24, 2016 10:36 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Grim... wrote: It's not a remake. Ash goes back to the shack in the woods recalling what happened there last time, they just remade the memory bits. FTFY It's about 5% of the film. |
Author: | KovacsC [ Tue May 24, 2016 10:55 ] |
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Cras wrote: New Dredd was good. And I loved old Dredd Like the new Dredd, was not keen on the old Dredd |
Author: | Morte [ Tue May 24, 2016 10:56 ] |
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There is no 'old' Dredd movie...didn't happen, doesn't exist. |
Author: | KovacsC [ Tue May 24, 2016 11:01 ] |
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markg wrote: DavPaz wrote: Was Dredd a remake? Reboot, maybe. Excellent, certainly. Neither really was it? Just a totally separate adaptation. Yes if anything it was set earlier in the Dredd universe as Anderson was a cadet |
Author: | Cras [ Tue May 24, 2016 11:13 ] |
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Morte wrote: There is no 'old' Dredd movie...didn't happen, doesn't exist. You shut your whore mouth |
Author: | Squirt [ Tue May 24, 2016 11:36 ] |
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The Wicker Man. |
Author: | Bluecup [ Tue May 24, 2016 14:24 ] |
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The Force Awakens. |
Author: | markg [ Tue May 24, 2016 14:28 ] |
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Every single fucking Marvel film. |
Author: | TheVision [ Tue May 24, 2016 14:59 ] |
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markg wrote: Every single fucking Marvel film. I was going to say something similar earlier today… perhaps without the cussing. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 15:11 ] |
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Taken |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue May 24, 2016 23:42 ] |
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Do yourself a favour and watch A Perfect Getaway. It's a great little thriller with a fine cast. It's ace. You don't need to know any more than that. And it's a quid on Google Play. Go on. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 23:45 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Do yourself a favour and watch A Perfect Getaway. It's a great little thriller with a fine cast. It's ace. You don't need to know any more than that. And it's a quid on Google Play. Go on. Yes. It's wonderful. |
Author: | asfish [ Wed May 25, 2016 9:35 ] |
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Gods of Egypt, lots of great CGI, ok plot, worth a watch if you like this sort of genre Needless to say my wife was out last night when I watched it |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed May 25, 2016 9:54 ] |
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Gods of Egpyt: 12% Rotten Tomatoes, 23% Metacritic. Uh-huh. Also subject of this amazing review. Quote: Gods of Egypt Review: Murder is Legal and Torture is Mandatory Because This Film Exists
Go ahead, commit cannibalism! Slaughter your neighbours and feast on their still-warm flesh. Nobody can judge you, because the mere existence of the film Gods of Egypt has dissolved all social contracts, and eliminated forever all concepts of good and evil. The moment I walked out of a screening of Gods of Egypt, I set about building a massive throne out of human pelvises. I worked feverishly through the night, barely pausing to listen to the sounds of the city fracturing into seven brutal revels: a chainsaw maze, a great pit full of vengeful lobsters, a poisoned rave, and so on. As I climbed at last atop my pelvic majesty, I had a perfect view of the inundation of viscera that had turned the very streets into canals: For even if nobody else ever saw this movie, its very existence was enough to sunder every human relation for once and ever. There could be no language, no society, no kindness, after Gods of Egypt. How did this happen? Why didn’t somebody involved with the creation of Gods of Egypt realise what they were setting in motion, and that this movie was not just bad, but obscenely, devastatingly bad? I wondered this the whole time I was watching Gods of Egypt. I’m going to give you a spoiler warning here, even though spoilers are a concept that belongs to the old order, before the rise of the murderpocalypse. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! This movie feels like a dull, joyless monument to excess and cultural exploitation. I’m just going to repeat the word “joyless” a few more times—joyless, joyless, joyless—while reminding you that I’m writing this review on a computer keyboard that I fashioned out of the fingernails and ribs of my former best friends. (The keyboard’s not connected to anything; I’m not even sure how you’re reading this, to be honest.) I love an over-the-top bad movie as much as the next Joe Bob Briggs acolyte, but Gods of Egypt is just too fucking bland—even with Gerard Butler shouting his heart out in a few scenes—to be anything but brain-compacting. That said, there are a handful of incredibly beautiful images, that leave you with a sense of just why anybody thought this film was a good idea at all. At one point, when we first visit the spaceship belonging to Geoffrey Rush’s Ra, there’s a stunning visual of the flat Earth that Ra is sailing over. A few bits inside the land of the dead are also just gorgeous. You can sort of see how someone might have seen a few of those renders, early on, and thought this might be a distinctive, even eye-popping, film. But for the most part, Gods of Egypt feels like such an abdication of story, and such a bastardisation of culture, that the only sane response is to abandon sanity, and enlist in the murder-police of the senseless new era. As I write this from atop my pelvic cathedral in a world of unspeakable mayhem, I testify that Gods of Egypt has liberated us all. You do not need to see this movie to know that you live in the world it created. Mercy is a cast-off from the time before the coming of Gods of Egypt. |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed May 25, 2016 9:59 ] |
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Sounds brilliant. How does it score on the Craster scale? |
Author: | asfish [ Wed May 25, 2016 10:30 ] |
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Quote: Gods of Egpyt: 12% Rotten Tomatoes, 23% Metacritic. Uh-huh. Differing opinion's about a film, what are the chances? I tend to go with what I think rather than a couple of critic websites, but each to their own. |
Author: | Cras [ Wed May 25, 2016 10:43 ] |
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No no, Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes are aggregators. That's not a couple of critic websites, that's all the critic websites. |
Author: | Morte [ Wed May 25, 2016 10:48 ] |
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Cras wrote: Morte wrote: There is no 'old' Dredd movie...didn't happen, doesn't exist. You shut your whore mouth THERE IS ONLY ONE DREDD MOVIE |
Author: | markg [ Wed May 25, 2016 10:49 ] |
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asfish wrote: Quote: Gods of Egpyt: 12% Rotten Tomatoes, 23% Metacritic. Uh-huh. Differing opinion's about a film, what are the chances? I tend to go with what I think rather than a couple of critic websites, but each to their own. Obviously you're going to go with what you think given that you've already seen it but based on the fact that it's been universally panned everywhere else I think I'll be ignoring your recommendation. |
Author: | asfish [ Wed May 25, 2016 10:54 ] |
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Cras wrote: No no, Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes are aggregators. That's not a couple of critic websites, that's all the critic websites. Never look at them to be honest, if was going to spend £20 on cinema tickets then ok. Downloading you just delete it and move on if its that bad. I do look at the IDMB score though. |
Author: | myp [ Wed May 25, 2016 16:38 ] |
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Also there were loads of white people in ancient Egypt apparently. |
Author: | DBSnappa [ Wed May 25, 2016 19:14 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Also there were loads of white people in ancient Egypt apparently. I'm surprised you noticed |
Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Thu May 26, 2016 0:26 ] |
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DBSnappa wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Also there were loads of white people in ancient Egypt apparently. I'm surprised you noticed You better check your pyramids |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu May 26, 2016 7:07 ] |
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Sir Taxalot wrote: DBSnappa wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Also there were loads of white people in ancient Egypt apparently. I'm surprised you noticed You better check your pyramids |
Author: | asfish [ Thu May 26, 2016 8:13 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Also there were loads of white people in ancient Egypt apparently. Also some of the most powerful Gods has Irish accents! |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu May 26, 2016 10:49 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Sir Taxalot wrote: DBSnappa wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Also there were loads of white people in ancient Egypt apparently. I'm surprised you noticed You better check your pyramids |
Author: | Derek The Halls [ Thu May 26, 2016 14:19 ] |
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Yesterday I saw X-Men: Apocalypse which I thought was actually quite good. Desperately needed Deadpool to turn up and make fun of all the posing on hilltops though. I actually liked it more than Captain America Civil War. I also saw Sing Street which was kind of ok but did have some historical inaccuracy - Duran Duran's Rio on TOTP in 1985? Not likely. Same with Spandau Ballet's GOLD. And almost every song they played. The image of the teens seemed to more represent 1981-1983, not 85. But anyway aside from that it seemed a fairly standard drama of 'coming of age' type stuff and how you can win over bullies etc. Passed the time but didn't excite me like it seems to have with everyone else. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat May 28, 2016 18:13 ] |
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The Big Short: fantastic, witty, and ultimately really depressing. Superb cast with superb performances from everyone. Strongly recommend. |
Author: | JBR [ Sat May 28, 2016 20:07 ] |
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Yeah, agree on all points, just watched it last night. |
Author: | Hearthly [ Sat May 28, 2016 20:45 ] |
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Indeed, but it's not quite as big on FACTS as you might like though. http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/ ... ong-213535 viewtopic.php?p=902378#p902378 But yes, doesn't stop it being an awesome film though. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat May 28, 2016 21:32 ] |
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That's fair. (The book is better, as I recall; some got lost in the screenplay.) |
Author: | JBR [ Sat May 28, 2016 23:03 ] |
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Yeah, but I liked the occasional turns to camera and 'this isn't quite what happened' or 'this is what he actually said'. You could see that as an attempt to suggest everything else is true, but to me they were a good way to say 'remember this is a dramatisation', and fun in themselves. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon May 30, 2016 2:10 ] |
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Whoo! |
Author: | Hearthly [ Mon May 30, 2016 10:20 ] |
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Two recent watches on Netflix. BOUND - I remember there being a bit of a kerfuffle about this one back in the day but I've never seen it. (It's from 1996.) It's also by the Wachowskis from before they turned into women or made The Matrix. It's a noir crime thriller sort of thing but with added sexy lesbians (which is the best kind of lesbians). It's a great film, really tightly made, very tense and exciting. Quite sweary and violent and lesbiany too. Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon pretend to be lesbians and finger each other so I liked this aspect of the film a lot - although I think they may have used body doubles for that bit. Also a big role for Joe Pantoliano who's really good in it. In fact the whole cast is good, and no one does anything stupid either, which is what usually happens in this sort of film to push things along. Deffo worth checking out on Netflix. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS - This is from 1978 and has the better of the Sutherlands in it (i.e. Donald instead of torture-happy pretend CIA goon Keifer), and a young Jeff Goldblum who plays Jeff Goldblum to perfection. Also Leanord Nimoy who works very hard to not be Spock. Also Brooke Adams who eventually gives the film a 'one' on the Craster scale. Obviously it's a product of its time in a lot of ways, you can see Nixon themes in it and suchlike, but I really enjoyed it. Genuinely quite creepy in places, and a surprising moment of head-popping violence too, although it was a clone so not technically a human head being popped. I recommend this film. |
Author: | NervousPete [ Mon May 30, 2016 13:14 ] |
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I love the 70's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The 50's version is also tops, but the 70's is my fave one. It's the creepiest film I've ever seen and it's all in the sound, that ambient, throbbing, pulsating sound that really begins to get to you. That bit with the man and his dog too. When I worked in Cardiff Central Library I worked with a woman who looked a bit like an older Brooke Adams. I was telling her about this film and that crazy bit where Brooke Adams makes her eyes go all googly, the pupils spinning around. "What, like this?" she said and did EXACTLY the same thing. It was incredible. But yes, everybody see this film. It's on Netflix I believe. |
Author: | Hearthly [ Mon May 30, 2016 13:33 ] |
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Yes it's on Netflix as per the intro to my post Pete There was an 'article' on the Telegraph website the other week, the best films on Netflix UK. (I say 'article' because it's probably one of those advertorial things.) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/on-demand/20 ... etflix-uk/ I'm just looking through the list and picking films I like the sound of when I have film-sized time gap to fill of an evening. It's good because I'm watching films I wouldn't have sought out for myself, and in the case of both BOUND and INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, came up trumps in fine style with two really good films I've never seen before. |
Author: | Hearthly [ Mon May 30, 2016 20:44 ] |
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Tonight's Netflix film was the documentary 'THE HOUSE I LIVE IN.' It's about the war on drugs and how absurd it is. The basic message is arguably nothing new but there's some really good historical context in there as well as some breathtakingly tragic current examples. Also lots of input from David Simon (the dude who created 'The Wire'), and many other erudite commentators. Very well put together, and a fine watch, although it's one of those things that ends up being desperately upsetting with just how fucking stupid the current setup is, including some chilling historical analogies towards the end. On Netflix UK. Watch it if you haven't seen it already. |
Author: | JohnCoffey [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:29 ] |
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I watched it over two nights. Fell asleep the first night, though not through boredom (it was late and I'd taken my sleeping pills). Watched the second half last night. I thought it was good. Shows how stupid and hypocritical the system is. Esp when they asked that cop what they did with the money and cars they'd confiscated and he said "I bought this police car with it" without even flinching. |
Author: | The Great Tyrant [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:57 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Whoo! YES! Will they get David Hasselhoff to do the theme song again? One can only hope. Did you watch Delicatessen after I drunkenly insisted you download it? |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 13:18 ] |
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I have ("gone to a store and legitimately purchased" - Ed) it! I've not watched it yet, though. |
Author: | The Great Tyrant [ Wed Jun 01, 2016 13:24 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I have ("gone to a store and legitimately purchased" - Ed) it! I've not watched it yet, though. Excellent. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 20:41 ] |
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Grim... wrote: YEAH TURTLES FUCK OFF HATERS TURTLES! Seen it. It was pretty awful. I loved it They even play the theme song over the closing credits! |
Author: | Cras [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 20:50 ] |
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Cras wrote: To one of your points there, I will happily say this to any remake/re-imagining/reboot/sequel to any film ever, especially those with particular cult appeal.
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING TUNE. I mostly don't care what you do with the rest of the film, as long as at some point you do your fucking job, and play the fucking tune. At which point I can go "fuck yeah!" and the film is immediately brilliant. |
Author: | TheVision [ Thu Jun 02, 2016 21:35 ] |
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To be fair Grim... That trailer makes it look awesome! I'd watch it. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:17 ] |
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Rogue One is apparently in a bit of bother: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-rogue-o ... mcquarrie/ 40% reshoots six months before release? Good luck with that. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 14:07 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Rogue One is apparently in a bit of bother: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-rogue-o ... mcquarrie/ 40% reshoots six months before release? Good luck with that. The article seems pretty positive about it. |
Author: | myp [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 14:10 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Grim... wrote: Rogue One is apparently in a bit of bother: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-rogue-o ... mcquarrie/ 40% reshoots six months before release? Good luck with that. The article seems pretty positive about it. That's what I thought. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 14:20 ] |
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I fear the article hasn't given it a massive amount of thought, then. |
Author: | myp [ Fri Jun 03, 2016 14:20 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I fear the article hasn't given it a massive amount of thought, then. It...seems to. Reshoots are incredibly common. |
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