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 Post subject: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:15 
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Hello! I have had a lot of spare time recently. I used some of it to do this.

https://textadventures.co.uk/games/play ... bpanplk-sa

There's a prize for the first person to get the max score!

Apologies to everyone mentioned.

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:20 
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Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:20 
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You'll need to complain to TextAdventures about that.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:34 
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This is amazing!


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:35 
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How do I give Craster his haggis??

edit NVM, I got gud


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:38 
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DavPaz wrote:
How do I give Craster his haggis??

edit NVM, I got gud


Go on... enlighten me.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:39 
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gooby pls

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Is the max score 0? Because my text adventure chops must be clinically dead, as I can't work out anything.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:39 
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Score 1 so far! Get me!


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:43 
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DavPaz wrote:
How do I give Craster his haggis??

For people who are still struggling, it's
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give haggis to craster

The inability to merge "give" and "use" and things like that was a bit annoying.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:56 
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Loving this, proper funny. It's like being there!

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:09 
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I completed it! I scored 2! Will try again later for the 100%...

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:14 
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gooby pls

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Only got 2 myself. Hopefully I can get the GazChap maximum at some point.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:20 
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Paws for thought

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Poor upstairs


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:31 
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> speak to Craster
He saies nothing.

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I like cock.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:40 
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I tried to sit down on progressive porch and it wouldn't let me. I don't understand.

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Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:45 
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Cras wrote:
I tried to sit down on progressive porch and it wouldn't let me. I don't understand.

Keep playing.

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:46 
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Curio is such an asshole

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 19:03 
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got 5


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 19:10 
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I went through the portal but after that the game froze up

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
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it's quite freezy, it usually stops freezing after a miute r two


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:13 
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Great stuff Grim... . I'm a little concerned about how easily I can picture every corner of the Cottage.

I ended up dreaming about this last night. Or at least a slightly-later Amiga version with brown gothic text. We were all at a rubbish theme park in Brighton. It made little sense.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:19 
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Your game doesn't understand how to make a martini.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:53 
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BUG REPORT the main door actually exits north west out of the building.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:07 
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Isn't that lovely?

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keeps on locking up for me :(

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:07 
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Mr Dave wrote:
it's quite freezy, it usually stops freezing after a miute r two


Such poor typing

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
BUG REPORT the main door actually exits north west out of the building.

It’s more NNW.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:12 
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The portal is causing fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field, obv.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:30 
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1 point

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:18 
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SUPER PRO TIP
None of the things that earn you points involve your progression toward escaping the Cottage.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:20 
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There's no 'wait until Monday because why leave now I can?' button.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 13:11 
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Grim... wrote:
SUPER PRO TIP
None of the things that earn you points involve your progression toward escaping the Cottage.


Yeah, I got my point for:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
icing myself

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 14:01 
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Isn't that lovely?

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4 points now. bit stuck on the other two.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
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My will to get the final point was thwarted by the shitness of the website.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 15:37 
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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 16:26 
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That'a short for 'cocktail', homophobia fans.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 19:46 
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@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:26 
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)


Hah!

:DD

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 15:10 
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Curiosity wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)


Hah!

:DD

What did he say? Are our dates confirmed? :p

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 15:15 
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Grim... wrote:
There's a prize for the first person to get the max score!

I don't think this has happened yet.

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 15:59 
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I got 5/6

which was the best anyone got.


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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 16:41 
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I just keep ending up in the hallway with Grim... :shrug:

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 Post subject: Re: C10ttage
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Lucky you!

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