Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
Birthdays and Christmas.
MrChris wrote:
Mine was an odd one
Is that what they said when you dropped your kecks?
Zardoz wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
Birthdays and Christmas.
Don't forget when the kids go to Nan's for a sleepover
Lonewolves wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
We let our wives look after the kids while we go out and have sex with hookers.
Unprotected sex with hookers?
Yes, no guard at the door.
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
Also: Chicks dig scars.
Although I think I've got that covered now with the one down my leg and 'chest burster'.
Ooh, maybe I should get a "I survived Nostromo" tattoo next to it.
Zardoz wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
Also: Chicks dig scars.
Although I think I've got that covered now with the one down my leg and 'chest burster'.
Ooh, maybe I should get a "I survived Nostromo" tattoo next to it.
You just need an earring and a parrot on your shoulder and you'd look just like a pirate.
Lonewolves wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
Also: Chicks dig scars.
Although I think I've got that covered now with the one down my leg and 'chest burster'.
Ooh, maybe I should get a "I survived Nostromo" tattoo next to it.
You just need an earring and a parrot on your shoulder and you'd look just like a pirate.
I think he already has the earring.
And he should choose a better animal than a parrot. Go for a grizzly bear
Lonewolves wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
Also: Chicks dig scars.
Although I think I've got that covered now with the one down my leg and 'chest burster'.
Ooh, maybe I should get a "I survived Nostromo" tattoo next to it.
You just need an earring and a parrot on your shoulder and you'd look just like a pirate.
FTFY. Hey, I lost my gold tooth! I've got a pirate gap though now.
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
What a depressing thought
Cheer yourself up with this thought, all us married, vasectomied Beexers have lots of sex, with each other.
#LemonParty
#LemonParty
Shut it down, Lemon. Shut it down.
I did my good deed for the day this morning and walked with one of my neighbours (who is blind) on the school run. It was raining loads so we shared my umbrella.
What a guy!
What a guy!
DavPaz wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
I don't know why you guys who are married with kids get it done. It's not like you have time or energy for sex anymore anyway.
We let our wives look after the kids while we go out and have sex with hookers.
I prefer wingers.
No wingers on that pic.
i have slept with a few hookers
Zardoz wrote:
Cheer yourself up with this thought, all us married, vasectomied Beexers have lots of sex, with each other.
#LemonParty
#LemonParty
Can I watch?
Jem wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Cheer yourself up with this thought, all us married, vasectomied Beexers have lots of sex, with each other.
#LemonParty
#LemonParty
Can I watch?
You'll have to get to the back of the queue. We've been inundated with requests.
KovacsC wrote:
No wingers on that pic.
i have slept with a few hookers
i have slept with a few hookers
I'm now thinking of Grieg Laidlaw again. Back in a bit.
Kern wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
No wingers on that pic.
i have slept with a few hookers
i have slept with a few hookers
I'm now thinking of Grieg Laidlaw again. Back in a bit.
But where did he go? Just nipped off to Gloucester? 
I have found the best way to error check my spreadsheet with 6,000+ vlookups and other formulae on is to email it to the person in marketing and have a cup of tea. Within half an hour, she had written the list of five issues. Saved me ages.
I love Emily Blunt.
Emily Blunt works in marketing with MaliA?
Lucky blighter.
Lucky blighter.
Lucky Emily, it's a beautiful spreadsheet.
6 nations starts!
Home advantage has been calculated at 61℅.
Home advantage has been calculated at 61℅.
Only 61%
England as a team have not played this well since 2003
was going to put 'we' but Grimm...
England as a team have not played this well since 2003
was going to put 'we' but Grimm...
Yay! The best way to spent wet February weekends .
Now, about that Scotland captain....
Now, about that Scotland captain....
KovacsC wrote:
was going to put 'we' but Grimm...
I correct myself on that too .
Kern wrote:
Yay! The best way to spent wet February weekends .
Now, about that Scotland captain....
Now, about that Scotland captain....
are you in your happy place
Kern wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
was going to put 'we' but Grimm...
I correct myself on that too .
Good work, fellows!
I love the Six Nations. I'm making a special trip to watch a game with my dad tomorrow at his house so that'll be nice.
Decided to try framing a few Lego figures which worked quite well I think.
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Nice!
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Decided to try framing a few Lego figures which worked quite well I think.
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I have the set. It is great.
KovacsC wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Decided to try framing a few Lego figures which worked quite well I think.
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I have the set. It is great.
I've got the new Ecto I & II as well, though that's unopened as yet. At some point I'll buy the Firehouse.
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Help! We're trapped in here!
How did you mount them
KovacsC wrote:
How did you mount them
Glued a couple of 4x1 full height bricks to the card, then used 4x2 plates attached to the bottom to support the white stand. I had to modify the stand to move the logo back one stud and remove the back section of their backpacks to slim them down as the frame isn't quite deep enough.
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
How did you mount them
Glued a couple of 4x1 full height bricks to the card, then used 4x2 plates attached to the bottom to support the white stand. I had to modify the stand to move the logo back one stud and remove the back section of their backpacks to slim them down as the frame isn't quite deep enough.
Cheers
I've just made this... I'm quite proud as you can probably guess!
Is that common garb for Dudleyonians?
Lonewolves wrote:
Is that common garb for Dudleyonians?
It's Sunday so I'm a little dressed up to be fair but yes, quite typical.
They've even got one of those new-fangled motorized contrivances now.
They've actually got around half a million pounds worth of cars there you know? The guy who looks after them is constantly smiling.. He loves his job.
TheVision wrote:
I've just made this... I'm quite proud as you can probably guess!
That's superb.
I keep meaning to go and visit again. I've not been since I was at primary school (back when it all looked new).
Whose bright idea was it to get a dog?
She's lovely mind. Just having a bit of a rough first night, poor thing. Think the three hour car journey home this afternoon upset her quite a lot, so just trying to make sure she's settled and not frightened. Just got her back off to sleep after she woke at 4 to go out for a poo.
The kids need to get used to telling her "off" when she climbs and nips, and not giving g her attention unless she's got all four paws on the ground (we got a book obvs) but think they'll get there.
She's lovely mind. Just having a bit of a rough first night, poor thing. Think the three hour car journey home this afternoon upset her quite a lot, so just trying to make sure she's settled and not frightened. Just got her back off to sleep after she woke at 4 to go out for a poo.
The kids need to get used to telling her "off" when she climbs and nips, and not giving g her attention unless she's got all four paws on the ground (we got a book obvs) but think they'll get there.
Diabetic review, i am 1kilo heavier than i was 6 months ago and bloods a little high.. but as i did fuck all 3 months, it is expected. next review is before my tri... should be better
MrChris wrote:
Whose bright idea was it to get a dog?
She's lovely mind. Just having a bit of a rough first night, poor thing
She's lovely mind. Just having a bit of a rough first night, poor thing
Aw, new puppy though
Just wait till you have to let her go through her first season.
I've just seen the name "Niamh" written down. I don't think it's a typo.
How would you pronounce it? I have absolutely no idea.
How would you pronounce it? I have absolutely no idea.
