Tada!
It's a tie!
Sure, the finishing around the lining is awful, but this is pretty much the first thing I have ever properly sewed, let alone doing it all by hand, so hopefully that will be better next time.
But, it's a tie, an actual tie, it looks like a tie, it ties like a tie.
A few issues, satin is a fucking awful material to work with and the pattern was actually a bit crap, so i'm going to do my own next time. I don't see why I have to make it in 3 bits, why can't I just cut it all out in one piece?