I remember a few years back now (when I was unemployed, and marginally less active than a sloth), I was up at my Nan's, helping to decorate there with my folks. It was first thing in the morning, and I was still blinking into awakeness whilst helping paint the back kitchen wall, very hungover. I suddenly ran off and threw up. After, my Nan said, "Ooo, our [CUS], you're like a pregnant woman!" I laughed, embarassedly at my morning sickness. My Nan said, "You want to lose some weight, you look like a right fat breeding mare, you're going to have back problems."
Hilarious family anecdotes, people.