Zardoz wrote:
This Bits and Bobs seems to be the longest running so far.
You're all scared to leave the sanctuary of the first throughsilver-crafted B&B. My embrace is warm and loving.
Grim... wrote:
Is that part of the Brown's chain? If so, order a high-proof Mojito.
Unsure. Possibly. And will do!
flis wrote:
Genuine conversation at work this morning:
Electrician: Your face looks different.
Me: *reluctantly* Different how...?
Site manager: Tell her her tits look bigger too.
Electrician: Younger. Botox?
Me: Will you pair piss off.
Site manager: Maybe you've just got fatter and filled out her bra and wrinkles.
Me: Right, get out of my office, you cunts.
Amazing.
My team had a discussion about my 'skinny neck' (not a euphemism).