Hello all. I'm fed up of everyone assuming that every word I say is some kind of cuntishness, especially given that I've been really, really nice in the last couple of weeks, in special private ways that I can't tell you about. Sort of like when Beecher helped Schillinger's son, in Oz. And like Beecher, it's bringing me nothing but pain.
So, I'd like to find a new gimmick. I considered suddenly having an avatar, name, sig etc. that suggest I am some kind of animal (such as a tiger or eagle), as this is quite popular, but I can't think of any I like. Beyond the sloth, and that's not very charismatic. I'm not hilariously keen on sweets or bacon or something. I don't work in any kind of charming location, so the fact that - yes! - CUS is
your local postman isn't it. I'm not cute and sexy, so I can't trade on my looks.
My current interests include Eastern European history (interest, mind, I know fuck all really), singing (oh yes), and being too busy working, commuting, sleeping, and trying to stop several people I know from completely losing their own minds, to have any time to cope with my own increasingly debilitating depression and recent serious health concerns, or to even play on my Xbox.
This if the first post where I feel like a cunt, by the way, so well done. Also: please feel free to use this thread to call me a twat, if you can't think of a delightful new persona for me, instead. I would be a fool to not expect as much, so I invite it instead.
edit: And yes, this is hideously self-obsessed, and I'm fully expecting hilarious parody and piss-taking from my firm friends. However, it's this, or every other thread here turns into "CUS IS MEAN
" so knock yourselves out.