CUS wrote:
I have literally no idea how to chat someone up, and half-suspect it just involves wearing a Ben Sherman shirt, having an earring, going to Wetherspoons, and having visible ribs. The trim goes mad for that, like.
"I'm Malicious Afterthought, a mighty pirate. I've got 12 hours left in this town before I leave, let's go somewhere quieter and you can think about whether or not I want tea or coffee in the morning" works quite well.
Apart from the pirate thing, this is all about being arrogant, and will work. You have to believe it will work, though.