Warhead wrote:
Kov: (Thinks).."time for a wee brew." and fills kettle.
Kov's phone goes 'Ping,' he's got a text.
"This is your kettle. How many drinks are you making? Not just one, I hope, that's waaaayyyy too much water. I don't turn on until you've emptied some out. NOT DOWN THE SINK, YOU WASTREL, WATER SOME PLANTS WITH IT OR SUMMAT, BUT DON'T WASTE IT. THINK OF THE THIRSTY PEOPLE OF THE THIRD WORLD WITH NO ACCESS TO CLEAN WATER."
I need you as my kettle.. I would buy that.