My first deff metul band was called Black Dawn for a bit, until the bassist bought a Playstation game of the same name and we all got a bit embarrassed.
Actually, no. This is the winner (from that bad album covers site.)
Jesus, the Best of. That implies there're at least another couple of albums with him sitting on slightly different hay bales! Maybe even with a pillar box behind him! Or some strategically placed mailsacks! They must be found!
This chap wrote "Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boi?", the one used in the Ovaltine advert.
He comes from Sheringham. I have been to Sheringham, but Sheringham does not care enough about him to make people aware of this fact when they go there.
Ive just realised, what if they all had kids and for safetry and security against a harsh, hostile and above all piss-taking world, those kids stuck together. And eventually they learned the skills of their fathers and found that THE RAWK was the One True Way and formed a second generation band to carry on their work...