Warhead wrote:
Here's a personal one.
If you date a landlord's daughter, don't be surprised when his regulars tell him that they've just seen his <insert daughter's name> in another local pub with that hippy lad she's knocking around with.
If you're lucky, her dad will be the sort to say, 'Yes, I know where she is and who she's with,' even if he doesn't.
Are you the landlord or the hippy lad?