I've only just looked at the wording for that pro-Brexit petition
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We are wasting Billions of pounds of taxpayers money trying to negotiate in a short space of time. Leaving the EU in March 2019 will allow the UK good time to negotiate more efficiently. The EU will be more eager to accept a deal on our terms having lost a major partner.
Every single sentence is utterly delusional and/or meaningless gibberish.