Chinny for president!
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Chinny for president!
It is scientifically proven that I am marginally less popular than you. Finding that out is on my top 50 list of most traumatic life events I have experienced*.
* For reference, it's just below going into Dixons late December 1990, seeing a whole pile of unsold GX4000's all at 25% off and thinking "oh, does that mean it didn't win the battle of the consoles at Christmas then?".
I'm not standing. I'll add my weight to your ticket as a VP.
In exchange for biscuits.
In exchange for biscuits.
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I'm not standing. I'll add my weight to your ticket as a VP.
In exchange for biscuits.
In exchange for biscuits.
Elton John's less famous song.
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I'm not standing. I'll add my weight to your ticket as a VP.
In exchange for biscuits.
In exchange for biscuits.
I have two packs of Moores Orange Chocolate Chip Biscuits fresh from the factory shop yesterday.
The pack I opened yesterday vanished within 6 hours of being opened. Heroin in biscuit form.
I will not be sharing. It's bad enough Mrs Chinny wants some.
I think it is high time that I set my stall out, in common with all other mod elections here. For the avoidance of doubt, I shall not be voting for:
Anyone who is currently a mod
Anyone who has previously been a mod
Anyone who has ever expressed an interest in being a mod
Anyone who has 'reluctantly offered' to be a mod
Anyone who has ever accused anyone of trolling
Anyone who has ever linked from the daily mail
Atrocity exhibition
People who drunk post
People with average post count per day 1<>8
Girls
Anyone who is currently a mod
Anyone who has previously been a mod
Anyone who has ever expressed an interest in being a mod
Anyone who has 'reluctantly offered' to be a mod
Anyone who has ever accused anyone of trolling
Anyone who has ever linked from the daily mail
Atrocity exhibition
People who drunk post
People with average post count per day 1<>8
Girls
That leaves..... Chinny.
VOTE CHINNY.
VOTE CHINNY.
I Have a Meme
Years ago our fathers brought forth, upon the internets, a new forum, conceived in tragedy, and dedicated to the proposition that all are created equal (except DavPaz).
To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided there is little we can do - for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder.
There are many sorts of mods; but good ones are the sort for the young to abuse. Remember that. They are a great, an inestimable, and unspeakable means of improvement. Therefore be careful in your selection, my chums; be very careful; confine yourselves exclusively to Beex and those therein.
* Vote mediocrity. Vote Alarm.
Years ago our fathers brought forth, upon the internets, a new forum, conceived in tragedy, and dedicated to the proposition that all are created equal (except DavPaz).
To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided there is little we can do - for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder.
There are many sorts of mods; but good ones are the sort for the young to abuse. Remember that. They are a great, an inestimable, and unspeakable means of improvement. Therefore be careful in your selection, my chums; be very careful; confine yourselves exclusively to Beex and those therein.
* Vote mediocrity. Vote Alarm.
Entries are now CLOSED. Here are your delegates for moderator:
Alarm
Craster
Curiosity
Grim...
TheFireFaerie
TheVision
Trooper
Please vote by PM to the group 'Stalwart Counters', choosing the THREE (3) people that you would like to carry the heavy burden of moderatorship of this fine forum. Voting will close precisely (ish) one week from today. BEGIN.
Alarm
Craster
Curiosity
Grim...
TheFireFaerie
TheVision
Trooper
Please vote by PM to the group 'Stalwart Counters', choosing the THREE (3) people that you would like to carry the heavy burden of moderatorship of this fine forum. Voting will close precisely (ish) one week from today. BEGIN.
Yes, candidates can vote, yes they can vote for themselves.
Considering I'm standing and counting, you may as well not bother voting, because I'm going to choose the winners.
All candidates do know that in order to post from the mod account all 3 of them must be joined together like The Human Centipede?
This is worse than Egypt.
Mainly because I had free alcohol for two weeks then.
Mainly because I had free alcohol for two weeks then.
Grim... wrote:
Considering I'm standing and counting, you may as well not bother voting, because I'm going to choose the winners.
Wait a minute. Grim... rhymes with Kim......
Grim..., yesterday.
We each need a slogan.
Vote Trooper. Only a total cunt half the time.
Vote Trooper. Only a total cunt half the time.
Yes, I now wish to know the policies of each candidate so I know who to back.
Mr Russell wrote:
Yes, I now wish to know the policies of each candidate so I know who to back.
See above.
Cras wrote:
Twat off.
Cras wrote:
Cras wrote:
Twat off.
yes, that pretty much describes the mod elections, a twat-off.
Vote Curiosity!
I sometimes sticky things and organise stuff!
I sometimes sticky things and organise stuff!
Cras wrote:
Entries are now CLOSED.
Whut? When was that decided? FIX! FIX!
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Cras wrote:
Entries are now CLOSED.
Whut? When was that decided? FIX! FIX!
And there is a name missing.
I hath spake.
MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Cras wrote:
Entries are now CLOSED.
Whut? When was that decided? FIX! FIX!
And there is a name missing.
Oops - who did I miss?
Cras wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Cras wrote:
Entries are now CLOSED.
Whut? When was that decided? FIX! FIX!
And there is a name missing.
Oops - who did I miss?
WHAT IS THIS POLICING BY CONSENSUS? NOW YOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR MODJOB FOR YOU?
Me, but I wasn't being 100% serious.
If you could, ta.
That's an endorsement for Mali by Cras, there.
MaliA wrote:
Me, but I wasn't being 100% serious.
You never applied!
Early exit polls indicate a swing to the belm...
DavPaz wrote:
Early exit polls indicate a swing to the belm...
Did someone vote "Curiosity Curiosity Curiosity"?
"Belmsman!" roared the captain, "set a course for Stupidity Isle and round the Cape of Ignorance at full speed!"
SilentElk wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Early exit polls indicate a swing to the belm...
Did someone vote "Curiosity Curiosity Curiosity"?
Can you read my PMs?
DavPaz wrote:
SilentElk wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Early exit polls indicate a swing to the belm...
Did someone vote "Curiosity Curiosity Curiosity"?
Can you read my PMs?
Can he read my thoughts?
chinnyhill10 wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Considering I'm standing and counting, you may as well not bother voting, because I'm going to choose the winners.
Wait a minute. Grim... rhymes with Kim......
Hang on, a flat top?
Can you put the name of the people you're voting for in the subject, folks?
Put a joke on the inside.
Put a joke on the inside.
Kipling says, Don't vote DavPaz!
Quote:
All Power, each Tyrant, every Mob
Whose head has grown too large,
Ends by destroying its own job
And works its own discharge;
Whose head has grown too large,
Ends by destroying its own job
And works its own discharge;
Grim... wrote:
Can you put the name of the people you're voting for in the subject, folks?
Put a joke on the inside.
Put a joke on the inside.
I did this without being asked. Because I am awesome.
Still plenty of you that haven't voted!
You've got until Thursday evening, but don't delay! Because if you do, it won't make any difference!
You've got until Thursday evening, but don't delay! Because if you do, it won't make any difference!
Although considering no-one has mentioned how they're going to be moderating, how would you know who to vote for?
Grim... wrote:
Although considering no-one has mentioned how they're going to be moderating, how would you know who to vote for?
The phpBB admin control panel is my best guess.
Grim... wrote:
Although considering no-one has mentioned how they're going to be moderating, how would you know who to vote for?
Popularity contest innit.
I have voted.
It has done little to change my life.
It has done little to change my life.
It is like having our own Tahir Square moment.
I vote for DocG, MaliA and Mr Dave.
I shall be moderating with style and aplomb in the main, with a little laissez faire je ne c'est quoi when the mood takes.
I should win a prize for having the funniest joke.
DocG could be the elader of the underground resistance, dedicated to overthrowing the neoptistic moderators and installing the One True King back to the throne. Mr Dave can run guns and I'll drive an aeroplane.
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I vote for DocG, MaliA and Mr Dave.
He did as well.