Excellent, another much needed TV platform returns to launch the careers of Britain's most talented and able subjects.
I was getting a bit worried when I'd Do Anything and Britain's Got Talent ended at the same time.
Launches in 10 minutes!
I was getting a bit worried when I'd Do Anything and Britain's Got Talent ended at the same time.
Launches in 10 minutes!
Just say no, kids.
Yep didn;t realsie until an hour ago. Have ordered domino's and will settle down for night 1. Wich is always quality TV, as are about another four episodes throughout the series, with the rest being shit for the last few years. Still, we live in hope.
I like the concept, and the 'tradition' it is now, plus I've a degree of serparation from about five contestants over the years, and I've fond memories of watching this with a 'friend' one year. And the few brilliant monent and the fun of seeing the freaks parade tonight warrant my watching of it on the occasions I do. Then there's fans who love it.
For both of the above, I think the final type of people in big brother terms (those who loathe it) might consider doing an Anti BB thread so as to avoid the old criticisms getting in the way of those of us who just might fancy discussing the series on this one.
Thanks.
I like the concept, and the 'tradition' it is now, plus I've a degree of serparation from about five contestants over the years, and I've fond memories of watching this with a 'friend' one year. And the few brilliant monent and the fun of seeing the freaks parade tonight warrant my watching of it on the occasions I do. Then there's fans who love it.
For both of the above, I think the final type of people in big brother terms (those who loathe it) might consider doing an Anti BB thread so as to avoid the old criticisms getting in the way of those of us who just might fancy discussing the series on this one.
Thanks.
To be fair I don't mind it as much as I used to.
There are so many people out there now that have been on the show that, thankfully, most of them disappear into obscurity pretty quickly.
I prefer it more when there is minimal interference by Big Brother and they just get on with forming two groups and despising each other, with hilarious consequences!
The more gimmicks they try to introduce, the worse it usually is.
There are so many people out there now that have been on the show that, thankfully, most of them disappear into obscurity pretty quickly.
I prefer it more when there is minimal interference by Big Brother and they just get on with forming two groups and despising each other, with hilarious consequences!
The more gimmicks they try to introduce, the worse it usually is.
Agreed.
First in, Mario and Lisa, a couple. He's a cock and she's plastic. Would be worth a quick session were it not for her fake norks. Oh, and he's a mason. Next...
/edit oh, he's an insufferable cock. He won't be in the masons for long at this rate.
First in, Mario and Lisa, a couple. He's a cock and she's plastic. Would be worth a quick session were it not for her fake norks. Oh, and he's a mason. Next...
/edit oh, he's an insufferable cock. He won't be in the masons for long at this rate.
Number three
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
/edit he's 'Luke'. None out of three make me want to watch the series so far. Oh goodness, this guy is a choad.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
/edit he's 'Luke'. None out of three make me want to watch the series so far. Oh goodness, this guy is a choad.
Yeah, Luke is an irritating weirdo.
Number four:
I'd hit it, but then I'd probably have to actually hit it. Dear god, that voice! Still, she'll be silent in the bikini pics.
/edit : It's Stephanie. Not gonna last (Although, apparently, they are natural).
I'd hit it, but then I'd probably have to actually hit it. Dear god, that voice! Still, she'll be silent in the bikini pics.
/edit : It's Stephanie. Not gonna last (Although, apparently, they are natural).
I bet she hasn't even considered glamour modeling.
Two man thread!
Apparently this whole series just consists of one long game of Mafia...
Go us!
Where's my fucking pizza? Best skin up. Oh, something's happening... called to diary room.
Mr Russ wrote:
Apparently this whole series just consists of one long game of Mafia...
A TV adaptation of Mafia Scum would be a good thing.
It would have to be made in Hollywood though. A low budget British version would be awful.
Wossgoinon? Oh, just get in the fucking room already!
In they go...
Shut up Luke you cunt...
BB Speaks...
Lol the couple have to keep their hands off one another. And he has to pretend to date the blonde slag otherwise they all face the vote!
In they go...
Shut up Luke you cunt...
BB Speaks...
Lol the couple have to keep their hands off one another. And he has to pretend to date the blonde slag otherwise they all face the vote!
Yay Texas BBQ pizza 
They will fail.
Everyone expects someone to get a secret mission on day one, so they should work it out eventually.
Everyone expects someone to get a secret mission on day one, so they should work it out eventually.
Rachel: Eye candy, ear cancer.
But I think I probably am leaving my wife for her, look at that figure!
But I think I probably am leaving my wife for her, look at that figure!
Dale: A grower, I reckon. Those who front up like him never are thus.
Pics damnit, there's no way I'm actually watching 
I think they'll be a body builder, someone with an ambiguous sexuality (this may be Luke), someone who thinks their a gangster/hard nut, a complete bigot and a gender bender still to come.
I'd ride that African lass down to the shops an all.
Dudley wrote:
Pics damnit, there's no way I'm actually watching
But this is part of your cultural heritage.
Goatboy wrote:
I'd ride that African lass down to the shops an all.
Time to slip some Bromide into your tea.
Ah, here's the inevitable screaming faggot.
Why must they re-run this cartoon every fucking series? We've a country full of homosexuals with a great deal of diversity amongst them, why ALWAYS the screaming mincer? Grow up, Big Brother.
Why must they re-run this cartoon every fucking series? We've a country full of homosexuals with a great deal of diversity amongst them, why ALWAYS the screaming mincer? Grow up, Big Brother.
Goatboy wrote:
Ah, here's the inevitable screaming faggot.
Why must they re-run this cartoon every fucking series? We've a country full of homosexuals with a great deal of diversity amongst them, why ALWAYS the screaming mincer? Grow up, Big Brother.
Why must they re-run this cartoon every fucking series? We've a country full of homosexuals with a great deal of diversity amongst them, why ALWAYS the screaming mincer? Grow up, Big Brother.
To antagonise people in the house who put on their Big Brother application that they dislike (hate) homosexuals.
Rachel is from down by ere, like. Tidy.
KevR wrote:
Goatboy wrote:
Ah, here's the inevitable screaming faggot.
Why must they re-run this cartoon every fucking series? We've a country full of homosexuals with a great deal of diversity amongst them, why ALWAYS the screaming mincer? Grow up, Big Brother.
Why must they re-run this cartoon every fucking series? We've a country full of homosexuals with a great deal of diversity amongst them, why ALWAYS the screaming mincer? Grow up, Big Brother.
To antagonise people in the house who put on their Big Brother application that they dislike (hate) homosexuals.
But no-one ever does, when locked up wih them on live telly. Camp people I mean, not homosexuals in general. That Marco a few years back should have been the end of it. Show killer for me, I'm afraid.
Goatboy wrote:
Rachel is from down by ere, like. Tidy.
Looks like dancing, prancing Dennis will be flying the flag for Scotland.
Ah, a blind guy who doesn't like to play the blind card but going on about it at length, and is a stand-up, probably doing jokes about being blind.
I like the cut of Michael's gib.
Michael to win!
Oh and that would appear to be the gender bender scratched from the list.
Michael to win!
Oh and that would appear to be the gender bender scratched from the list.
Number 10: Spack
I bet number 10 will turn out to have done 'escort work' in the past.
Eleven: Far posher than he makes out.
Twelve is some sort of 'fake' Muslim.
Thirteen takes being compared with Vicky Pollard as a compliment.
She describes herself as a human.
She describes herself as a human.
12: OK
13: Trying her best, good lass. She's from Cov, can't hate her.
13: Trying her best, good lass. She's from Cov, can't hate her.
Ange is now watching this. I have no guilt about playing with my BezzieMates for the next three months!
Possibly the best description ever from the Guardian live blog
Quote:
10.11: Large-breasted, bouncy Rebecca is a nursery school teacher. She talks very fast, is often compared (by her friends!) to Vicki Pollard, and is so unintelligible and gabbling that the producers are subtitling her. She'll be out in a couple of weeks, once people get bored of going "WHAT?! WHAT did it say? WHAT?"
She's wearing a skirt so short that as she climbs the stairs, I can see the underneath of her lungs. They look tired.
She's wearing a skirt so short that as she climbs the stairs, I can see the underneath of her lungs. They look tired.
Fourteen. Albino hip hop type fellow.
14: An American Briton who is a white black man. You have to grant them some credit for originality there.
Quote:
I can see the underneath of her lungs. They look tired.
Priceless!
15: Jennifer: Nah, I'll stick to Rachel.
Fifteen. Irritating opinionated 'part-time model'. She has a baby but still likes to have fun.
She is slightly psychic.
She is slightly psychic.
KevR wrote:
She is slightly psychic.
Which is like being "a bit racist".
Sixteen. Overweight, short Thai woman. Wears lots of makeup. Ate all the way through her interview.
Hates skid marks in the toilet and being alone.
Hates skid marks in the toilet and being alone.
I was just thinking I'd probably not want a single one of those lasses out of the the bed if I found myself in one with them all, even given their les redeeming featres. Then the Thai Frighter showed up.
Plissken wrote:
KevR wrote:
She is slightly psychic.
Which is like being "a bit racist".
Or extremely stupid.
They're all in the house now.
A real cross section of the nation!
A real cross section of the nation!