Haha is that still a thing?
Grim... wrote:
Haha is that still a thing?
Well, it just got renamed to ‘Bobby is still a dick’
It uses everyone's real name so I don't know who anyone is 
Another no myp group. 
Grim... wrote:
It uses everyone's real name so I don't know who anyone is
Not my real name
Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group.
You left, too.
Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group.
You left, too.
Might have been when I deleted my account back in…2010?
Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Another no myp group.
You left, too.
Might have been when I deleted my account back in…2010?
It's been around a long time, so quite possibly.
You've not missed anything.
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.
Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.
The cricket (and occasionally boxing) group is brilliant.
Which reminds me. We should go to Purnell’s.
Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.
I keep forgetting you’re in there, what with not liking cricket.
Lonewolves wrote:
Cras wrote:
Not that it's as shit as the cricket group mind.
I keep forgetting you’re in there, what with not liking cricket.
He loves it.
Drealock holiday 10cc without clicking it.
Oh.
Ficws quiz
Ficws quiz
On the train home and two different guys are trying to chat up two different women in the same carriage. This is a commuting train, don't they know we are supposed to sit in silence stairing at our phones.
Trooper wrote:
On the train home and two different guys are trying to chat up two different women in the same carriage. This is a commuting train, don't they know we are supposed to sit in silence stairing at our phones.
Christmas seems to start earlier every year.
Happy New Year!
Couldn't be bothered to cook and not in the mood for yet another bachelor pizza so wander into the local 'Spoons for a burger and beer. As it already looks busy I decide to be lazy and use the app.
After 15 minutes of restarts and repeated confirmations of my location and the current price of my order I give up and join the scrum at the bar.
After 15 minutes of restarts and repeated confirmations of my location and the current price of my order I give up and join the scrum at the bar.
We use the app all the time! In fact we just have.
When travelling alone it's brilliant. When it fails, less so.
You also don't get the whole range of beers but Shipyard, Ruddles, and Doom are perfectly acceptable.
You also don't get the whole range of beers but Shipyard, Ruddles, and Doom are perfectly acceptable.
I have just realised what was meant by Ernie being 'the fastest milkman in the West'.
I am 36 going on 37.
I am 36 going on 37.
Old tumble drier had timer control, high or low heat control and an 'on' button. A child of 8 or Old Age Pensioner could understand how to use it.
New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.
New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.
Warhead wrote:
Old tumble drier had timer control, high or low heat control and an 'on' button. A child of 8 or Old Age Pensioner could understand how to use it.
New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.
New tumble drier has 14 settings for different types and combinations of materials and an Android App to control it from a phone, including 'voice coaching,' 'Reports' including drying stats and 'tips for a more efficient use of your machine' and NFC for product registration. Only IT graduates should buy one.
I tried to use a water cooler today and only by pressing all the front, sides, top, moving some random bits sat on top of it, walking away and going back again and then pressing all over again did I manage to make some water come out.
I went for an ECG today and when I went in they told me to strip to the waist and lay down on my back, but somehow I managed to get confused, stripped to the waist and laid on my front.
As the doctor came in with a nurse she said ‘er...’ and then burst out laughing.
She did make me feel better by saying it wasn’t quite the weirdest thing anyone had done in an ECG. (I like to imagine that was stripping to the waist, but from the bottom up, rather than top down).
As the doctor came in with a nurse she said ‘er...’ and then burst out laughing.
She did make me feel better by saying it wasn’t quite the weirdest thing anyone had done in an ECG. (I like to imagine that was stripping to the waist, but from the bottom up, rather than top down).
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....
I've tried to play NBA 2K Playgrounds 2 on my Switch this morning thinking it would be like NBA Jam.
It isn't. It's a right chore to play.
I should just play NBA Jam shouldn't I?
It isn't. It's a right chore to play.
I should just play NBA Jam shouldn't I?
MaliA wrote:
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....
Haven't you got a lobster yet?
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....
Haven't you got a lobster yet?
I have my pass, MrsA doesn't
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Just missed the train as two pensioners were buying tickets for tomorrow with twenty pence pieces....
Haven't you got a lobster yet?
I have my pass, MrsA doesn't
Proper fuming, I was.
I made a toddler cry at Sainsbury's today.
The self-checkouts were very busy and when one became free she started playing with it whilst her parents did the self-checkout thing at their machine. I sauntered over and jovilly said 'may I use the machine?'. At which point her dad grabbed her collar and pulled her away.
The subsequent tantrum lasted all throughout my self-checkout. I felt bad.
The self-checkouts were very busy and when one became free she started playing with it whilst her parents did the self-checkout thing at their machine. I sauntered over and jovilly said 'may I use the machine?'. At which point her dad grabbed her collar and pulled her away.
The subsequent tantrum lasted all throughout my self-checkout. I felt bad.
I made our daughter cry just before, I threw half a cup of icy cold water in her face. I did this out of love, though. She had hiccups and I know that throwing icy cold water in someone's face when they aren't expecting it is a pretty surefire way to get rid of their hiccups. Anyway the hiccups were gone and luckily she saw the funny side after half an hour or so.
I've come home from work ill and Netflix is down.
Due to some office moves, I now have to go through 3 sets of security doors, using my pass, and then the same on the way back, just to go to the loo.
There's four doors I have to go through on the way into our building, when someone's in front holding them open it causes me anxiety because repetition is bad but I've ran out of ways to say thanks after the third and just make a sort of weird barely audible noise for the fourth, "thanks", "cheers", "ta", "epp".
Squirt wrote:
Due to some office moves, I now have to go through 3 sets of security doors, using my pass, and then the same on the way back, just to go to the loo.
They've got their shit locked down.
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
I've come home from work ill and Netflix is down.
What the hell! Netflix you have one job
markg wrote:
"thanks", "cheers", "ta", "epp".
...bless you, brother?
#Nanokleek
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
I've come home from work ill and Netflix is down.
Works for me (in a web browser, at least).
I turned the internet off and on again. All working now.
Current status; on sofa watching Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.
Current status; on sofa watching Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.
TV show names are getting really specific.
Bamba wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Abducted in plain sight with no chocolate.
TV show names are getting really specific.
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?
They’re worse than animals https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?
What is an iced finger?
Mr Russell wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?
What is an iced finger?
A sweet finger roll, with icing on the top.
Trooper wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Morrisons don't sell iced fingers, what kind of supermarket doesn't sell iced fingers?
What is an iced finger?
A sweet finger roll, with icing on the top.
Oh ok. I tried to look online to help but could only find iced buns which I now see are the wrong shape. Curse you, Morrisons!
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
They’re worse than animals https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827
Oh it just had to be Middlesbrough...
DavPaz wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
They’re worse than animals https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827
Oh it just had to be Middlesbrough...
TheVision, where do you stand on the correct time to begin selling pies?