Bad Album Covers
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mrak wrote:
I don't think there's been a photograph before or since that so perfectly sums up the term, "wacky cunts".


Indeed.

Though there are actually some good tunes on said album.
That guy on the bottom middle row from the Bare Naked Ladies cover, is either Roland from Grange Hill or the logo from 80's software house, Microdeal.

Anyway, this isn't from an album cover, but its probably the worst thing I own.

http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=267359
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Do I win a prize?
LEAVE BLACK DAWN ALONE!!
My first deff metul band was called Black Dawn for a bit, until the bassist bought a Playstation game of the same name and we all got a bit embarrassed.
Did you change it to 'Dark Daphne'?
No! We were grimmer than that.

Unholy Prophecy.
Davydd Grimm wrote:
No! We were grimmer than that.

Unholy Prophecy.


Grim? That sounds like a Rhapsody song title!

Which reminds me of this EP cover -

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Man, I forgot Rhapsody (in Fire HAHAHHAHAHAH!) were one of Chris''s's favourite bands. Excellent.
Rhapsody OF Fire, these days. I have all their albums...
You know what's worse? Our idiot Nazi cokehead guitarist insisted it was 'Prophercy'. He was HUGE, too, so we just sort of agreed.

Then we were called 'Morbid Curiosity'.

Then 'Freezing Moon'.

Then 'Necrotizing Facsilitis'.

Then 'Bloodshed'.

I think they're called 'Severe Lacerations' now.
That's awesome. I especially like how Mr Bourge appears to have suffered a stroke.
That's his metal face :metul:

Collectively, the band had a bit of an image problem really.
I'm trying to work out why he is wearing a headband.
Here's a nice new entry for bad album covers:

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I think you'll find this is actually Kevin Keegan.
Andy Wood = Mr Dave
Tmuk wrote:
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That is fucking brilliant! Votes BEST album cover ever!
Pooh-Man came out of the womb remarkably well developed.
Tmuk wrote:
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"Yo! Waddup, Mum?"
Either that or he landed first in a synchronised parachute jump.
Maybe 'pooh' means something else in America, but to me it looks like he's coming out of her Khyber.
Whenever people talk about bad album covers, this is the one that springs to mind -
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This is his latest album :S
mrak wrote:
I don't think there's been a photograph before or since that so perfectly sums up the term, "wacky cunts".


Absolutely.
Not bad as such, but the best album cover I own:
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Twelve square inches of awesomeness, I am sure you agree.
Actually, no. This is the winner (from that bad album covers site.)

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This one has a certain earthy charm:

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Mark X wrote:
Actually, no. This is the winner (from that bad album covers site.)

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Why did no-one tell us Zardoz had made an album?!
Mark X wrote:
Actually, no. This is the winner (from that bad album covers site.)

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Jesus, the Best of. That implies there're at least another couple of albums with him sitting on slightly different hay bales! Maybe even with a pillar box behind him! Or some strategically placed mailsacks! They must be found!
This chap wrote "Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boi?", the one used in the Ovaltine advert.

He comes from Sheringham. I have been to Sheringham, but Sheringham does not care enough about him to make people aware of this fact when they go there.

That is all.
Dimrill wrote:
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This is his latest album :S


Featuring an ancient photo of himself. God, if anyone picks this up on a whim they're going to be in for a shock when they go to see him live.
*Googles*

He's just the same but wider. Are his lips stuck in that pout?
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...playing 'Mong for Whoever', 'Mong 2', and a selection of covers from 'massively Spack'
Zardoz wrote:
*Googles*

He's just the same but wider. Are his lips stuck in that pout?


I think he's trying to blow out the flames.
Tony Bourge = Brian Clough.
MaliA wrote:
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...playing 'Mong for Whoever', 'Mong 2', and a selection of covers from 'massively Spack'


Play nice. That's someones dad you're talking about.

Well, it was. They probably discovered that album and killed themselves.
Plissken wrote:
MaliA wrote:
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...playing 'Mong for Whoever', 'Mong 2', and a selection of covers from 'massively Spack'


Play nice. That's someones dad you're talking about.

Well, it was. They probably discovered that album and killed themselves.



In fairness, I think we can get away with a lot here. It's not as if they are going to be able to read, let alone turn a computer on....
Ive just realised, what if they all had kids and for safetry and security against a harsh, hostile and above all piss-taking world, those kids stuck together. And eventually they learned the skills of their fathers and found that THE RAWK was the One True Way and formed a second generation band to carry on their work...

And called it... "The Darkness".
At least he didn't elect to wear a syrup, unlike Paul Quinn of Saxon. Can I find a decent photo? Nope.
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I actually have LOADS of bad album covers, do not ask me why, I don't know
5 pints. 15 pints. 10 pints.
I swear if he could type I'd be worried you were my father
Zardoz wrote:
5 pints. 15 pints. 10 pints.


On the plus side at least she'd have something to read while giving you a handjob, what with all your scabs and warts and so forth.
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