Shit on the lamp?
DavPaz wrote:
SOTL?
Ooooooh. Go on then.
When is this?
flis wrote:
When is this?
a week on Saturday. You should come. That fella you fancy is coming.
Malabar
DavPaz wrote:
flis wrote:
When is this?
a week on Saturday. You should come. That fella you fancy is coming.
Malabar
She can't get enough of me.
DavPaz wrote:
flis wrote:
When is this?
a week on Saturday. You should come. That fella you fancy is coming.
Malabar
Excellent, I can't wait. I'm going to have to restrain myself else, I might get arrested and then divorced.
Oh. Er. Right. I knew that's who you meant... I'd ruin him, poor boy.
Malabelm wrote:
She can't get enough of me.
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
Also: Is it not Thursday today, David? Where is our photographic challenge?
Pub space booked for 20 people from 12pm in the Shipping Forecast under the name William Preston.
Postcode for pub is L1 4BW
Postcode for pub is L1 4BW
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
DavPaz wrote:
Postcode for pub is L1 4BW
Got a postcode for the theatre for those of us not coming to the pub?
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.
Malabelm wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.
Throat? Hah! It wouldn't reach past her teeth even if they weren't clamped shut trying not to giggle.
Yay schoolyard taunts!
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
I think he took my "wow" to mean: zomg that's amazing
...When I actually meant: yeah, I totally expected to be disappointed but seriously...?Malabelm wrote:
I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.
If I was four... Months old.
Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Postcode for pub is L1 4BW
Got a postcode for the theatre for those of us not coming to the pub?
L6 1HP is your man for that job.
Will a taxi man know where that university is?
Grim... wrote:
Will a taxi man know where that university is?
Tell him "Shaw Street, near the Collegiate". He'll find it.
Malabelm wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.
This is disappointing.
throughsilver wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.
This is disappointing.
It really is, isn't it? He's so delusional, poor lad.
Where are we having breakfast? Your hotel or mine?
DavPaz wrote:
Collegiate
The what now?
throughsilver wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
flis wrote:
That's the problem, sweetie. There's just not enough of you
That's not what you said last time
That's very true. Wasn't it "What the fuck am I meant to do with that tiny thing?"?
I couldn't make out what she was saying while it was down her throat.
This is disappointing.
It's alright… she never has anything interesting to say anyway.
What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?
Grim... wrote:
What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?
"I swallow"...?
flis wrote:
Grim... wrote:
What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?
"I swallow"...?
You do yourself no favours.
Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Collegiate
The what now?
Coll-ee-jet. It's the name of the old school over the road from the university.
Grim... puts the 'eejit' into 'Collegiate'.
Grim... wrote:
What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?
My knob.
MaliA wrote:
Grim... wrote:
What's the smartest thing to come out of a girl's mouth?
My knob.
Sexist.
I should've mentioned that when I booked the pub, the guy audibly smirked. I like the place already.
I'm on the verge of booking a hotel for the night. More tomorrow. MrsA might or might not attend. Red shirt in wash just in case.
Where is this?
Next weekend. You should come, that guy you fancy is coming.
Malabar.
Malabar.
DavPaz wrote:
Next weekend. You should come, that guy you fancy is coming.
Malabar.
Malabar.
He can't get enough of me.
BikNorton wrote:
Where is this?
But seriously, the shipping forecast. Where flares used to be, next to the jackarander
How easy/costly is it to get to Birkenhead from Liverpool at night?
Last train at 11 ish. Taxis thereafter. Not a fortune either way
MaliA wrote:
How easy/costly is it to get to Birkenhead from Liverpool at night?
Piece of piss. Last time I was there* it wasn't much more than a fiver in a private hire taxi back to the Vittoria Dock.*~4-5 years ago when we were building that offshore windfarm for the comically named DONG ENERGY.
Wullie wrote:
DONG ENERGY
I can see Wullie's DONG from my office window. It's swinging in the wind as we speak.
myp wrote:
Grim... puts the 'eejit' into 'Collegiate'.
Seriously, no one? I don't know why I put the effort in.
myp wrote:
myp wrote:
Grim... puts the 'eejit' into 'Collegiate'.
Seriously, no one? I don't know why I put the effort in.
It's because your effort is everyone else's below par.
See you in Liverpool. MrsA will turn up a couple of hours after me as that has never gone wrong before.
Oh, I'm a plus wife. Didn't realise I wasn't listed as that.
Craster wrote:
Oh, I'm a plus wife.
No-one here thought you were a regular-size wife, buddy.
Potential disaster with regards to Sunday.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!