Azerbaijan looking like a mortal Kombat character
I swear to goodness I though my the words appearing at tge back of the stage in the Italian act said ‘it hurts to be alive when you lose your phone’, which is better than what it actually said.
Mimi wrote:
I swear to goodness I though my the words appearing at tge back of the stage in the Italian act said ‘it hurts to be alive when you lose your phone’, which is better than what it actually said.
Clap clap
Australia for the win!
BELARUS!!!!
Germany 2nd
Iceland
The votes are fucking bollocks!!!!!!
Italy? Get to duck
Italy? Get to duck
Outrage and drinking
The song by the Netherlands was awful. So very forgettable.
We’ve all been robbed
Of everything
2 excellent moments there. Firstly, the preppy Czechs getting 7 points from the public. Hilarious!
Secondly. Sweden being cruely fucked over right at the end. Ouch!
Secondly. Sweden being cruely fucked over right at the end. Ouch!
They've lost his piano. Perfect
And how far do you think the Icelandic guys were punted after the Palestinian scarf?
26th equals our previous worst position, which was with Gemini in 2003.
Next year, send Farage to fart into a microphone for 3 minutes. Can't make Europe hate us any more than they already do
Only watched for 30 mins. Saw us, then a pretty good thrash metal meets New Order act. Very interesting.
Victory! After 44 years!
https://twitter.com/kitlovelace/status/ ... 9051899904
Very interesting
Now I'm all caught up with the results from last night's contest, with the UK placing last, I'm going to wheel out the same musical analysis I do almost every year to offer up one possible explanation as to why the UK consistently does so poorly at Eurovision these days...
— Kit Lovelace (@kitlovelace) May 19, 2019
Very interesting
MaliA wrote:
https://twitter.com/kitlovelace/status/1130077109051899904
Very interesting
Very interesting
Aye.
I'm starting to find music theory increasingly interesting, although I'm still very much just getting my head around the basics (keys; harmonics; tonality; tempo). That's a really well-written piece. I hadn't thought about the relationship between tempo, time limits, and song structure before, for example.
MaliA wrote:
https://twitter.com/kitlovelace/status/1130077109051899904
Very interesting
Very interesting
I have almost zero interest in Eurovision but that was a great read.
Mr Chonks wrote:
MaliA wrote:
https://twitter.com/kitlovelace/status/1130077109051899904
Very interesting
Very interesting
I have almost zero interest in Eurovision but that was a great read.
It's ace mate. I didn't like it years back but now I live it.
I became a fan once I started to appreciate the joys of watching with mates and a large supply of alcohol.
MaliA wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
MaliA wrote:
https://twitter.com/kitlovelace/status/1130077109051899904
Very interesting
Very interesting
I have almost zero interest in Eurovision but that was a great read.
It's ace mate. I didn't like it years back but now I live it.
Yours must be a house of high camp.
It's a shame that Eurovision is cancelled. Everyone is going to miss out on this absolutely corker of a track!
Maybe we should do a song wars with the entrants videos? Hmmm... Over to someone else for that.
Can't that beardy tranny just Skype another awful song to the world?
Well, this one may not last long.
TheVision wrote:
It's a shame that Eurovision is cancelled. Everyone is going to miss out on this absolutely corker of a track!
Maybe we should do a song wars with the entrants videos? Hmmm... Over to someone else for that.
Is that a young you?
How did you know I used to have blue hair?
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Can't that beardy tranny just Skype another awful song to the world?
Ban this cunt please
[quote="Doctor Glyndwr"][quote="The Sheer Nerve"]Can't that beardy tranny just Skype another awful song to the world?[/quote]
Ban this cunt please[/quote]
Fuck you, dickhead, FREE SPEECH.
Ban this cunt please[/quote]
Fuck you, dickhead, FREE SPEECH.
I blame Craster.
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Can't that beardy tranny just Skype another awful song to the world?
Ban this cunt please
Fuck you, dickhead, FREE SPEECH.
You fucked the quote up.
In fairness, they didn't, they just turned the BBCode off.
Still, nice to see CUS isn't in jail.
Still, nice to see CUS isn't in jail.
DavPaz wrote:
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Can't that beardy tranny just Skype another awful song to the world?
Ban this cunt please
Fuck you, dickhead, FREE SPEECH.
You fucked the quote up.
Petition to leave him here for just a leeetle while longer. We have to make our own entertainment these days you know.
Oh, too late, sorry.
We can just approve another rando if you'd like?
We can just approve another rando if you'd like?
Can we get 2 in a quarantined thread and watch them fight maybe?
We can all take a turn?
FREE SPEECH!!!!!1111!!!!!!
FREE SPEECH!!!!!1111!!!!!!
The sheer nerve of that guy etc.
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
The Sheer Nerve wrote:
Can't that beardy tranny just Skype another awful song to the world?
Ban this cunt please
Fuck you, dickhead, FREE SPEECH.
Wow, you are a treat.....
About twelve hours late, Kov 
Grim... wrote:
About twelve hours late, Kov
Story of my life.
krazywookie wrote:
Can we get 2 in a quarantined thread and watch them fight maybe?
Who gets to be Tina Turner?
Findus Fop wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Can we get 2 in a quarantined thread and watch them fight maybe?
Who gets to be Tina Turner?
It's even better than that though, "2 cunts enter, 2 cunts get banned"
And don't worry, you can be Tina.
krazywookie wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Can we get 2 in a quarantined thread and watch them fight maybe?
Who gets to be Tina Turner?
It's even better than that though, "2 cunts enter, 2 cunts get banned"
And don't worry, you can be Tina.
Check out my nutbush.
Trooper wrote:
We can all take a turn?
FREE SPEECH!!!!!1111!!!!!!
FREE SPEECH!!!!!1111!!!!!!
What these peach freezers don’t seem to understand is that there is no free speech on a private website; it only applies to the government not being able to censor or imprison you for what you say (as long as it isn’t hate speech, which this was anyway).
I always laugh when someone says this is a public forum because it’s a web forum available to the public. I mean, I guess it’s an easy misconception to make but it has a very strict legal definition.
That's the US constitutional definition anyway. Do we even have a right to free speech in the UK? Don't think we do.