You can also begin to understand why I've started having my hair shaved 
DavPaz wrote:
Now there's a man who's learned to smile
Really. The first one scares me. Looks like someone who wants to kill me. And everyone I know.
I still smile like I did in the first photo, I have to put a lot of "smile effort" in to get a smile that actually shows up on my face.
You also appear to have turned into a leather ironing board.
In a good way.
In a good way.
KovacsC wrote:
Far left when I was 21 about 16 years ago...
You were The Shaman before they made it AICMFP.
Moar Craster plz
Zardoz wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Far left when I was 21 about 16 years ago...
You were The Shaman before they made it AICMFP.
I was thinking EMF, but yeah.
I see you had a portrait of Craster 2.0 at your University, GazChap.
This is probably the best thread on the internet.
Oh man, I'm so going to my parents this weekend and grabbing a photo of me when I was a 17 year old oik on my Superdream, for scanning - I look a right berk, but thought I was an Essex James Dean. 
Shit, it's even in colour.
Shit, it's even in colour.
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Zardoz wrote:
I see you had a portrait of Craster 2.0 at your University, GazChap.
That's not my university, that's Mansion House in London. The guy on the right is from The Worshipful Company of Information Technologists, which is surely the best name for a group of people ever.
What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?
Hypothetically, pub level banter is fine.........
You clearly haven't been in a hypothetical pub with me.
Nor you with me
This morning, my colleagues and I were talking about Celebrity Juice and the old man with his willy out. I suggested that the conversation between his wife and daughters went thus:
Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.
This morning, my colleagues and I were talking about Celebrity Juice and the old man with his willy out. I suggested that the conversation between his wife and daughters went thus:
Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.
Grim... wrote:
What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?
You don't need to hypothetically say anything as hypothetically we all hypothetically know what you are hypothetically thinking.
Would!
Bobbyaro wrote:
Would!
No you wouldn't, believe me.
Oh, right.
Grim... wrote:
What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?
Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession.
flis wrote:
This morning, my colleagues and I were talking about Celebrity Juice and the old man with his willy out. I suggested that the conversation between his wife and daughters went thus:
Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.
Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.
Have I missed the joke here? I'm not saying I have a 'big one' by the way.
Captain Caveman wrote:
Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession.
What does Teen Angel #1 think of that?
GazChap wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession.
What does Teen Angel #1 think of that?
Aw, come on now guys. Can't a hapless old fart love his daughter around here?
I love Teen Angel #1 equally, of course, but little #2 is a delicate, sensitive little creature, whereas #1 has her mother's fire in her belly.
I only posted that pic for your mutual laffs by the way; this isn't quite panning out as I'd hoped.
Apologies Cavey, I only posted that as comedy given the previous post.
Back on topic, I have very few photos of me when I was a teenager, but I have a feeling Curio might...
Back on topic, I have very few photos of me when I was a teenager, but I have a feeling Curio might...
Oh, please don't apologise mate, no need at all.
(I think I'll leave posting that teen Cavey photo now, though. )
(I think I'll leave posting that teen Cavey photo now, though.
) 
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.
Yeah Cavey, Sh'mon Muthafucka!
DavPaz wrote:
Yeah Cavey, Sh'mon Muthafucka!
Meh!
'Craiiiiiiiiiiiiig David! Can I have a reeeeewind?' Etc.
I did have a plastic 'Kes' strapped to my arm at some point there.
I love fancy dress, me.
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.
Think 'pocket size Grim...' (with no hair) and you won't be far off. My Fiesta ST to his Focus RS500.
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.
Or is from his distant past.
Zardoz wrote:
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.
Or is from his distant past.
LOL, I think not. That really is me, in all my present day "finery", I can assure you.
<Cavey> Hey guys, check out this daft photo of me at last year's fancy dress party round mine!
<Beex> I want to shag your daughter! Old men have no dicks! You don't love your other daughter!
<Cavey> Er, come on guys, it's just a laugh, right?
<Beex> That photo was so you many years ago, you fucking belmer!
<Cavey>
Yeah I know, man the fuck up etc., but y'know, fuxake? Sort it out.
No, silly - the conversation about the no dicks was to do with a TV programme, and the comment was that the photo should have been from years ago, that's the point of the thread.
The other two comments....er, yeah. Hands up to that.
The other two comments....er, yeah. Hands up to that.
I'm pretty sure nobody was out to cause offence, though.
Captain Caveman wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.
Or is from his distant past.
LOL, I think not. That really is me, in all my "finery", I can assure you.
<Cavey> Hey guys, check out this daft photo of me at last year's fancy dress party round mine!
<Beex> I want to shag your daughter! Old men have no dicks! You don't love your other daughter!
<Cavey> Er, come on guys, it's just a laugh, right?
<Beex> That photo was so you many years ago, you fucking belmer!
<Cavey>
Yeah I know, man the fuck up etc., but y'know, fuxake? Sort it out.
I think you might be getting Flis's post mixed up a little - she was talking about something shown on Celebrity Juice. I don't watch the show myself and only know about it because one of my work colleagues was talking about it, so I don't know exactly what the 'old man with his willy out' refers to, but I don't think it was anything about you and your photo!
Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
I love Craig David.
I love Craig David.
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Actually, you're quite right.
Sorry, Cavey.
Still want to see one of you as a teenager, though.
Actually, you're quite right.
Sorry, Cavey.
Still want to see one of you as a teenager, though.
Captain Caveman wrote:
<Beex> You don't love your other daughter!
I meant that as a joke, dude, although I did miss off a smiley which probably made it sound serious! Sorry!
S'right guys.
I wasn't really expecting the response I got to be honest, but hey, no worries.
I wasn't really expecting the response I got to be honest, but hey, no worries.
Now hurry up and post the teenage Cavey picture.
Irony overload
Here's me in my very first car. My moms Rover Metro!
Lord knows why I thought the hat was a good idea... I *think* I'm about 20 in this picture.
Lord knows why I thought the hat was a good idea... I *think* I'm about 20 in this picture.
Mr Russell wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Russ got new glasses and a better camera.
I hate you.
Zardoz wrote:
Can anyone beat Craster then? That question goies out to the whole Internet, not just this forum.
Y'know... I really could. But I honestly can't find the pictures I was looking for, of a series of bus card photos I put together several years ago. I'm quite sure that the lenses in my glasses were originally used to seal portholes.
Me aged 19:
Davpaz has just done it for you in B&B.
I was actually a deceptively cute child. Apparently I would have been a child model, but I cried the whole time and the photographer ended up booting me out. And I didn't wear glasses when i was a kid.
Obviously in an alternative dimension I am a cracked out porn dropout.
But anyway. 16/7:
I'm the one on the right, obv.
18/19:
Note the pre-empting of current twattish teenaged hairstyles by several years (except that this lot do it wrong by very obviously spending hourse carefully arranging each hair to make it look like they don't care about it, rather than flapping a hand vaguely over their head for a second and then leaving, but anyway).
20:
Aaand 24:
Obviously in an alternative dimension I am a cracked out porn dropout.
But anyway. 16/7:
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I'm the one on the right, obv.
18/19:
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Note the pre-empting of current twattish teenaged hairstyles by several years (except that this lot do it wrong by very obviously spending hourse carefully arranging each hair to make it look like they don't care about it, rather than flapping a hand vaguely over their head for a second and then leaving, but anyway).
20:
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Aaand 24:
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With that second picture, SA has taken control of my mind. I am his slave.
sinister agent wrote:
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Just for you, Z-man:
Beard, nascent
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Beard, nascent
I think Craster is googling "People who look like idiots, but not Craster"
It's the only way I can explain all these pictures he's posting of people who don't look like him.
It's the only way I can explain all these pictures he's posting of people who don't look like him.
