HOW TO MAKE A NICE PIZZA
by Grim... (aged 42 and a couple of weeks)
1. Cut a big hole in a bigger bit of wood
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2. Stuff an exercise ball into the hole, and build a little roof leading away from it. Make it 60% of the height of the ball!
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3. Cover the lot with a 7:1 mix of vermiculite and cement, with some water to bind it up. Don't make it too sloppy!
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4. Weld up a quick table from box section.
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5. Take your finished table and make a buttery biscuit (vermiculite) base!
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6. Glue the two bits together.
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7. Paint it white (the less successful Stones song)
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8. Make a fire in it, and sling a pizza nearby.
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9. NOM NOM NOM
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