Captain Caveman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Random question, but is that the Belle Epoque in Knutsford?
It is! Blimey, well spotted Mr Paz sir.
I am very well known there; I get introduced as 'their most infamous customer', which I'm taking as a compliment.
I got married there. Small world!
Captain Caveman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Random question, but is that the Belle Epoque in Knutsford?
It is! Blimey, well spotted Mr Paz sir.
Fucking Hell. Good spot, DP.
KovacsC wrote:
Are all the beexers punching above their weight... I am for sure..
They can't all do when you've got couples Flamsea and Mange.
DavPaz wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Random question, but is that the Belle Epoque in Knutsford?
It is! Blimey, well spotted Mr Paz sir.
I am very well known there; I get introduced as 'their most infamous customer', which I'm taking as a compliment.
I got married there. Small world!
Excellent choice I'd say mate; I love the Belle Epoque, its boldness and grand sense of occasion, panache and class. Mrs Caveman and I were serial attendees during their New Years Eve parties, for years, and only recently stopped when the grandchildren came along.
I guess food-fights and sneaking in huge 'table bombs' and 'cannons', not to mention impromptu 'performances' to the other diners as an unbilled, drunk and appallingly bad singer - and all the rest - is behaviour unbecoming for a grandad...
Grim... wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Random question, but is that the Belle Epoque in Knutsford?
It is! Blimey, well spotted Mr Paz sir.
Fucking Hell. Good spot, DP.
I recognised the doorway as I've seen it in many pictures, natch. Also, I knew Cavey lives in Cheshire, so it was worth a stab
Cavey, you should have beers with us in Liverpool in March.
Mimi wrote:
If that's Cavewoman on her 50th birthday then she looks amazing!
Very much
GovernmentYards hair is punching above its weight.
DavPaz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
You look like your trying to eat a tiny woman!
That sort of thing will get you a temporary banning from here, sir.
A non-mod threatening temporary bannings will earn you a temporary banning, madam.
I wasn't threatening him, I was warning him about how mean you were, and that he needs to watch out for you.
Warning people about Davpaz is a bannable offence.
Talking to Mimi in relation to bannable offences is a no-no in my book.
flis wrote:
Mimi wrote:
If that's Cavewoman on her 50th birthday then she looks amazing!
Very much
Aw, thanks Flis.
She is amazing, the love of my life - even more beautiful on the inside. (And you can't beat German engineering!)
kalmar wrote:
Warning people about Davpaz is a bannable offence.
Warning people about warning people about me is... fine.
DavPaz wrote:
Cavey, you should have beers with us in Liverpool in March.
Really mate? I thought I'd go down like a fart in a lift.
Seriously though, it would be great to meet you all.
Of course you're welcome. I'm sure you're a top laugh... in person
Captain Caveman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Cavey, you should have beers with us in Liverpool in March.
Really mate? I thought I'd go down like a fart in a lift.
That's wrong on so many levels.
Captain Caveman wrote:
Seriously though, it would be great to meet you all.
You should totally go.
Captain Caveman wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Cavey, you should have beers with us in Liverpool in March.
Really mate? I thought I'd go down like a fart in a lift.
Seriously though, it would be great to meet you all.
They put up with me, I'm sure you'd be fine.
Particularly if you give impromptu drunk singing performances to other tables.
Thanks mate, but you haven't heard me singing... man alive, it's bad.
The incredibly genteel, petite, timid little singer, gently wafting from one candle lit table to another with her lovely, deeply soulful, honeyed voice, was unsuspecting and utterly aghast when some hulking, middle aged, bald knob-head pounced and grabbed the mic off her, when "in range".
The worst thing about the whole, sorry episode was that I got a standing ovation... I don't think she ever forgave me lol and we didn't see her in subsequent years - we got a fantastic female saxophonist instead, as I recall. (No way even I would grab a tenor sax; I've seen America Pie II)
The incredibly genteel, petite, timid little singer, gently wafting from one candle lit table to another with her lovely, deeply soulful, honeyed voice, was unsuspecting and utterly aghast when some hulking, middle aged, bald knob-head pounced and grabbed the mic off her, when "in range".
The worst thing about the whole, sorry episode was that I got a standing ovation... I don't think she ever forgave me lol and we didn't see her in subsequent years - we got a fantastic female saxophonist instead, as I recall. (No way even I would grab a tenor sax; I've seen America Pie II)
Zardoz wrote:
Talking to Mimi in relation to bannable offences is a no-no in my book.
I love your book. Your book is ace.
It's a classic.
I like my Mr Dave page the best.
I like my Mr Dave page the best.
Zardoz wrote:
It's a classic.
I like my Mr Dave page the best.
I like my Mr Dave page the best.
The one that's a page of gibberish?
Cavey, you should go.
Or at least come to Fleetwood Beer Festival on the 10th Feb.
Or at least come to Fleetwood Beer Festival on the 10th Feb.
Mimi wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Talking to Mimi in relation to bannable offences is a no-no in my book.
I love your book. Your book is ace.
Is this where he has to return the compliment about your own book?
Zardoz wrote:
GovernmentYards hair is punching above its weight.
I frequently sport a hat these days, my hair is so awful... this one conforms to the 'includes the wife' criteria, in addition to the 'our lovely friend' criteria and the 'fucked off our tits at 3am in a dodgy Hull nightclub' criteria.
devilman wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Talking to Mimi in relation to bannable offences is a no-no in my book.
I love your book. Your book is ace.
Is this where he has to return the compliment about your own book?
No. I don't like how her story unravelled.
I thought the twist at the end was a bit needle-ss.
DavPaz wrote:
Cavey, now I know you have a hot missus you should have beers with us in Liverpool in March.
MaliA wrote:
You and your hot missus should totally go.
Zardoz wrote:
Cavey, you should go.
Or at least come to Fleetwood Beer Festival on the 10th Feb. with your hot missus
Or at least come to Fleetwood Beer Festival on the 10th Feb. with your hot missus
Anyone else see a trend?
Trooper wrote:
Craster wrote:
Hang on, I can do better.
Do you just have an interchangeable backdrop?
We just stood there for 3 months waiting for the ice to melt.
Craster wrote:
We just stood there for 3 months waiting for the ice to melt.
You should have just got her drunk.
Okay, I appreciate it's Thursday now, but I never get the time to come here and emo up the place any more so you'll just have to do with a fashionably late piccy.
So this is me and the awesome incumbent Lady Z:
So this is me and the awesome incumbent Lady Z:
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She's very pretty Zio, but only looks about 14!
Cavey, your missus so does not look 50!
Cavey, your missus so does not look 50!
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
She's very pretty Zio, but only looks about 14!
Heh, not sure how she'll feel about that - she's 26.
I forgot this one from Halloween 2007.
Ramsea wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Cavey, now I know you have a hot missus you should have beers with us in Liverpool in March.
MaliA wrote:
You and your hot missus should totally go.
Zardoz wrote:
Cavey, you should go.
Or at least come to Fleetwood Beer Festival on the 10th Feb. with your hot missus
Or at least come to Fleetwood Beer Festival on the 10th Feb. with your hot missus
Anyone else see a trend?
LOL.
Very pretty Zio.
Like the halloween photo as well; I love halloween parties!
Like the halloween photo as well; I love halloween parties!
Zio wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
She's very pretty Zio, but only looks about 14!
Heh, not sure how she'll feel about that - she's 26.
She must have good genes.
Captain Caveman wrote:
Very pretty Zio.
Like the halloween photo as well; I love halloween parties!
Like the halloween photo as well; I love halloween parties!
We need to have a BeeX Halloween party one year. Should have had it this year while it was on a Saturday really.
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
Very pretty Zio.
Like the halloween photo as well; I love halloween parties!
Like the halloween photo as well; I love halloween parties!
We need to have a BeeX Halloween party one year. Should have had it this year while it was on a Saturday really.
2014 is on a Friday. Anyway, it doesn't need to be the 31st to be a Halloween party.
This is very true.
Doesn't even need to be October! What's everyone doing next weekend?
I'll be in Newcastle.
We *could* combine it with this years cottage event, it would only be a couple of weeks later!
Malc
Malc
throughsilver wrote:
I'll be in Newcastle.
Me too! (the other one, though)
Me and the Current Mrs Kov... I was slimmer then..
Hugh and I. About 1970.
Which one is which?
I am the one in Black, Mrs Kov Green.. 
MrsKov Has the same coat as MrsPaz.
Awesome....