Kern wrote:
Jurassic Park!
Clever girl Kern!
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Will this end up the wrong way round or something else incorrect?
Dam, that's a nice picture
DavPaz wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Will this end up the wrong way round or something else incorrect?
Dam, that's a nice picture
Busted.
9pm BBC Four: Professor Dr Zoidberg unveils the thrilling history behind some of Britain's most historic dams.
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Awesome!
Mermaid!
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Post swim selfie
Today is lovely. Just chilling
Is this:
a) An economic migrant, trying to blend in with holidaymakers after jumping from one of the boats in the background?
b) The photo from the front of Pink Floyd's latest album?
c) Warhead, not looking best pleased about standing on the beach at Newquay, carrying the bag of tat that his wife and granddaughter had recently purchased in a local shop, while said granddaughter is paddling about nearby?
a) An economic migrant, trying to blend in with holidaymakers after jumping from one of the boats in the background?
b) The photo from the front of Pink Floyd's latest album?
c) Warhead, not looking best pleased about standing on the beach at Newquay, carrying the bag of tat that his wife and granddaughter had recently purchased in a local shop, while said granddaughter is paddling about nearby?
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All three?
No, only b) and c).
Got a chicken, lads.
Warhead wrote:
Is this:
a) An economic migrant, trying to blend in with holidaymakers after jumping from one of the boats in the background?
b) The photo from the front of Pink Floyd's latest album?
c) Warhead, not looking best pleased about standing on the beach at Newquay, carrying the bag of tat that his wife and granddaughter had recently purchased in a local shop, while said granddaughter is paddling about nearby?
a) An economic migrant, trying to blend in with holidaymakers after jumping from one of the boats in the background?
b) The photo from the front of Pink Floyd's latest album?
c) Warhead, not looking best pleased about standing on the beach at Newquay, carrying the bag of tat that his wife and granddaughter had recently purchased in a local shop, while said granddaughter is paddling about nearby?
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d) A news reporter who got caught out enjoying himself but is trying his best to look like he's still working.
MaliA wrote:
Got a chicken, lads.
You look like someone in an ITV drama who might be about to murder somebody at a seaside town.
Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Got a chicken, lads.
You look like someone in an ITV drama who might be about to murder somebody at a seaside town.
Good job I don't live in in a seaside town!
Took ages to catch it, too.
It does look like someone introducing you to their wife, the chicken.
Findus Fop wrote:
It does look like someone introducing you to their wife, the chicken.
Oh, yes. That’s what it is. You look like The Log Lady. But with a chicken.
Mimi wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
It does look like someone introducing you to their wife, the chicken.
Oh, yes. That’s what it is. You look like The Log Lady. But with a chicken.
It looks surprisingly light, though. Is it surprisingly light?
JBR wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
It does look like someone introducing you to their wife, the chicken.
Oh, yes. That’s what it is. You look like The Log Lady. But with a chicken.
It looks surprisingly light, though. Is it surprisingly light?
I bet it's surprisingly light as well. They're mostly feathers, y'know.
Damn, I missed the opportunity to ask if that was your new bird.
JBR wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
It does look like someone introducing you to their wife, the chicken.
Oh, yes. That’s what it is. You look like The Log Lady. But with a chicken.
It looks surprisingly light, though. Is it surprisingly light?
Zardoz wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Is this:
a) An economic migrant, trying to blend in with holidaymakers after jumping from one of the boats in the background?
b) The photo from the front of Pink Floyd's latest album?
c) Warhead, not looking best pleased about standing on the beach at Newquay, carrying the bag of tat that his wife and granddaughter had recently purchased in a local shop, while said granddaughter is paddling about nearby?
a) An economic migrant, trying to blend in with holidaymakers after jumping from one of the boats in the background?
b) The photo from the front of Pink Floyd's latest album?
c) Warhead, not looking best pleased about standing on the beach at Newquay, carrying the bag of tat that his wife and granddaughter had recently purchased in a local shop, while said granddaughter is paddling about nearby?
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d) A news reporter who got caught out enjoying himself but is trying his best to look like he's still working.
"And now it's time to play "What's in my bag?" with roving reporter Warren Head, who I believe is on the beach at NewQuay today.
Terms and conditions apply, employees of Rutland TV and their families may not play. Prizes may contain nuts. No cash alternatives to prizes will be available. Entrants play at their own risk. No liability will be accepted for injuries sustained while in play. The judge's decisions will be questionable, but final. When the fun stops, STOP.
Over to you, Warren"
Warren. "Is this what I'm reduced to?"
35 pairs of kecks
...when all you need is a knife.
Jerk. Chicken.
Cras wrote:
35 pairs of kecks
There are no 'pairs of kecks,' just one Keck, and it's too big for that bag.
Zardoz wrote:
...when all you need is a knife.
You also need a variable.
Zardoz wrote:
Jerk. Chicken.
He'd probably get arrested for that.
Warhead wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Jerk. Chicken.
He'd probably get arrested for that.
And end up in front of the beak
MaliA wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Jerk. Chicken.
He'd probably get arrested for that.
And end up in front of the beak
and get a poultry sentenced..
Cocktails! POW!
MaliA wrote:
Cocktails! POW!
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"
MaliA wrote:
Cocktails! POW!
I assume you have the clipboard so you can till off each drink as you try it, and awards points out of ten for each one.
How did you get on?
KovacsC wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Cocktails! POW!
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"
Lower left "PM" button mate.
Bear!
The Terror - LARP edition
Road House remake hits budget issues.
One heck of a photobomb.
Got the byline picture ready for when I become a Telegraph columnist.
New shirt, feeling good.
You look healthier away from the cottage.
Sheffield Pike - Conquered
It was a cracking day up there. The drive up Kirkstone pass was mental.
Yeah... was expecting Roman Soldiers to sort emerging out of this.
that looks amazing
Zardoz wrote:
Yeah... was expecting Roman Soldiers to sort emerging out of this.
So you drove up there. Not really what I'd call conquering.
Point taken. We'll walk to the Lake District next time.