The guilty secret is out
This is round the corner from where I live... I've been meaning to take a picture for ages now.
Is the Cottage considered a forumite now?
I think it's an instruction.
Feels like there's at least a couple here.
And I myself am generally known as "Egg" In The Real World. Though for partially more interesting reasons than she details.
And I myself am generally known as "Egg" In The Real World. Though for partially more interesting reasons than she details.
I saw that on twitter and tbh I can definitely remember most of my female friends having those nicknames at school too (I was doughnut). The only difference is we grey out of using them... 
Jem wrote:
I saw that on twitter and tbh I can definitely remember most of my female friends having those nicknames at school too (I was doughnut). The only difference is we grey out of using them...
Pshaw, I'm Peter Fucking Pan.
Just noticed my typo. 
Jem wrote:
Just noticed my typo.
Oh I thought it was intentional. I assumed 'grey out' was slang for getting old
Nah, I just can't type.
Cras wrote:
Jem wrote:
Just noticed my typo.
Oh I thought it was intentional. I assumed 'grey out' was slang for getting old
Me, too!
Cras wrote:
Jem wrote:
Just noticed my typo.
Oh I thought it was intentional. I assumed 'grey out' was slang for getting old
I thought it was intentional but thought it was techno-hipster slang; like a field on a form being 'greyed out'.
Ah, not far from here!
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
I'm not sure if this makes me bad or good. Kern?
France subs in the rugby
Yes, we chat on here a lot
I always wondered what she went on to do after her first album came out, she seemed to fade into obscurity. In For The Kill was a banging track, and had an old school MR2 in the video too!
Yes, I know it's "La" Roux.
Yes, I know it's "La" Roux.
Does the second guy play touch rugby?
Picamoles always sounded like a shit Pokemon.
Can't get La Bamba out of my head now! 
Kern?
What a great advert!
Fucking pow!
Fucking pow!
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Mr Chonks and Bobbyaro love their new NERF gun
That is a stretch.
Mr Chonks wrote:
That is a stretch.
True, but I'm stretchy
https://twitter.com/underhandrea/status ... 8169598976
Bask in the wonderousness of the multi coloured Malabar Giant Squirrel. pic.twitter.com/lji9d5RUNE
— Storm Mandy (@underhandrea) February 26, 2020
Yasssss
I just went to type salad cream on my phone and I got as far as "salad cr" before it suggested "salad craster".
Seems unlikely
It's because he normally writes "Toss my salad, Craster" in his diary.
No comma. It must instead be referring to a giant Craster made entirely out of salad.
Cras wrote:
No comma. It must instead be referring to a giant Craster made entirely out of salad.
Waits for the dreams and nightmares thread to get bumped.
Craster salad has a pleasing sound to it. Like pasta salad, but Craster-er.
I'll have the chicken craster salad please.
Don't really want the dressing though
Don't really want the dressing though
An undressed craster, sir, is a choice for the braver diner.
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Chuck Tamburro posts here?! Why didn't you tell me!?
Zardoz wrote:
Kern?
Kickin' Jeans were a great band, but I don't recognise that album cover.
Playing heat signature, got given the following personal mission.
It's like it knows.
One of you buggers got him captured. I rescued him. I don't know why, he was a cretin with a whole armoury of guns, and yet went into battle with a sword as long as a pen.
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It's like it knows.
One of you buggers got him captured. I rescued him. I don't know why, he was a cretin with a whole armoury of guns, and yet went into battle with a sword as long as a pen.
MaliCool
An almost Zardoz
Kind of NSFW
Is NSFW still a thing in lockdown?
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/statu ... 2236746755
Kind of NSFW
Is NSFW still a thing in lockdown?
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/statu ... 2236746755
"He was a fighter AND a lover!"
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) July 2, 2020
Zardoc, Warrior Stud by David Lynn. Leisure Books, 1967. pic.twitter.com/9lP1AWBWG5
Wait, they're not the same thing?
Findus Fop wrote:
An almost Zardoz
Kind of NSFW
Is NSFW still a thing in lockdown?
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/statu ... 2236746755
Kind of NSFW
Is NSFW still a thing in lockdown?
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/statu ... 2236746755
"He was a fighter AND a lover!"
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) July 2, 2020
Zardoc, Warrior Stud by David Lynn. Leisure Books, 1967. pic.twitter.com/9lP1AWBWG5
FINALY
Does this count?
Function wrote:
Does this count?
Does what count?
In an embarrassingly bad attempt to look like a normal poster, our bot friend has been reposting things from other people in the thread. It's not a tactic that works well.