Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Re: cooking fires: buy one of these and put it somewhere you can get at it in a rush. An internet friend of mine fucked his hand right up after a pan caught fire and, in a panic, he picked it up and carried it outside.
Probably don't want to get that specific one if the reviews are anything to go by.
(Depending on the severity and the source of the pan fire, wetting a tea towel, ringing it out and smothering the flames with it can also work. )
Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.
Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.
Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.
Just fry stuff in water. Healthier too!
One New Year's Eve we were in a remote hut so built a bonfire outside. A friend decided to take the opportunity do the demonstration about the dangers of oil and water he gives to his scouts, but doubled the proportions he normally uses. A heck of a fireburst came out of the tin can. It's always sobering to be reminded how bad these things are.
And how awesome flamebursts are.
Edutainment at its finest.
TheVision wrote:
Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.
Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.
Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.
This basically official Fire Service advice now - http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/YourSafety/Saf ... 5&T2ID=188
Well I need the poster for my kitchen.
Actually, if it is 33% of all house fires, the government should subsidise Just Eat and the like, and save money in the long run.
Maybe half the fire fighting gear on the engines and have a burger hatch instead.
Fix it, @krazywookie!
Sure, I'll fix it.
If you fix Sim Beex
If you fix Sim Beex
Grim... wrote:
Well I need the poster for my kitchen.
But then in the same poster they're telling you to get out and stay out.
So the answer is: stay out and on it all night, eating is for wimps.
krazywookie wrote:
Sure, I'll fix it.
If you fix Sim Beex
If you fix Sim Beex
Sim Beex isn't broken.
IN YO FIZZAZE
Grim... wrote:
Sim Beex isn't broken.
IN YO FIZZAZE
IN YO FIZZAZE
Maybe "drunk idiots remove themselves from the gene pool with fire" isn't broken either.
How about "drunk idiot removes family"?
Grim... wrote:
How about "drunk idiot removes family"?
Well that got real fast.
0-100 in two drinks!
"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.
Grim... wrote:
"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.
"Nearly"
I just closed it a bit.
I don't think I've ever tried to cook anything when I've got home drunk.
It's either grab something while I'm out for the trek home or eat loads of crisps or whatever once I'm home.
It's either grab something while I'm out for the trek home or eat loads of crisps or whatever once I'm home.
A whole world new sartorial choices to be made for Kern.
A medieval saga writer throwing some mad shade here.
Racist.
Well, it could’ve been “Grim..., the only mountain in Bedfordshire”
You're forgetting the monumental edifice that is Nadine Dorries' stupidity.
Craster is full of pastries.
Spot on
Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.
Zardoz wrote:
Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.
I like Nostalgia Nerd. I also like the lass in this video.
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Ha! That's me that is!
Also... I met her at Retro Revival this year. Very nice she was too!
Also... I met her at Retro Revival this year. Very nice she was too!
Octav1us Kitten - she was of course on Mr Biffo's Digitiser and you can find her on
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Church Stretton, Shropshire:
Does that mean that Malia's real name is Yarg?
Mighty space pirate Yarg.
'Aaaaarg'
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Doxxed again!
Bill Biss won’t mind.
A double spread in this week's 'New European':
The hotel everyone wants to stay in...
Alas, I Could not find, in the 3 or so minutes I were there, the place name written as shin-bamba, so you'll have to make do with his hotel.
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Alas, I Could not find, in the 3 or so minutes I were there, the place name written as shin-bamba, so you'll have to make do with his hotel.
A rare twofer!
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It's that the feeling that sets in after a few hours and you've realised you took too many of the tablets?
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ ... ed_man_on/
I've linked this as it shows blood and it's a bit distressing in context.... but... MaliA's there! At 9/11 Ground Zero!
I've linked this as it shows blood and it's a bit distressing in context.... but... MaliA's there! At 9/11 Ground Zero!
Kern wrote:
A double spread in this week's 'New European':
I have a cult, awesome!!
