Mr Chris wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
Tigers implanted with remote mines.
I think I just invented the coolest weapon in history.
Didn't Worms do that, but with a sheep? I seem to remember that backfiring a few times, too.
I'd like to cut more of a Ving Rhames figure during the zombie invasion, you see, rather than Simon Pegg.
Madness. By all reasonable measures, Duane Jones is the best zombie apocalypse survival figure. Quite apart from doing absolutely everything he possibly could right, he slaps the panicky idiot in the face
. That's an automatic finalist even before he starts systematically destroying zombies with a table leg.
Tigers are better than sheep, clearly - they're already very useful if you don't ever detonate them. Doing so becomes merely a tactical option if there's a particularly tight knight group of zombs that are worth sacrificing a tiger, and a defensive measure should the tiger bezomb.
Explosive dogs would be to explosive tigers what pistols are to rifles.