Right, here is Alarm's quickly cobbled together worst zombie films (that he's seen).
3.
Flesh Eater (also known as
Zombie Nosh)
Written, directed, produced, everythinged by Bill Hinzman. Who, you ask? The zombie in the graveyard in
Night of the Living Dead. Yes, somebody decided to throw him some money so he could bring that zombie back to life (sort of).
I know this film has a following, but it's really poorly edited, and the plot is nonsensical and nothing special. I wish I could remember more about it, but fortunately I've blocked most of it out.
2.
House of the DeadUwe Boll's infamous masterpiece of trash cinema. Laughably poor characterisation, ludicrous plot, dire acting; full of "look, I can imitate bullet time, I am a great director" moments. It even badly shoe-horns clips from the game in the film, to no good effect.
The director later released a director's cut, which tried to make out that it was intended as a comedy horror all along. He added fart jokes and even worse stabs at humour.
1.
Children of the Living DeadExecutive-produced by the co-writer of the original
Night of the Living Dead, this "spin-off" is woefully inept in all regards. It would be difficult to make a worse zombie film.
I shall end with the director's words on the film.
Quote:
I am writing to you to offer my sincerest apology for the 90 minutes of your life wasted watching the movie Children of the Living Dead. I read your review on the internet and would like to thank you for understating its worthlessness. You see, I did in fact direct Children of the Living Dead, and you know what? It really does suck!!!!
There are a few other films which almost made the grade (
Redneck Zombies was almost in third place, but at least that was intended to be a comedy. I think).