Needs guitars.
Only if the were Flying V ones, then they could double as weapons. The elephants could carry the amps on their backs.
Er, are we talking about Romero shufflers, 28 days later fasties or Evil Dead type possessed by Candarian Demon Zombies?
Not that it makes any difference to my 'Tooled up Raver' MO, just for clarity like.
Not that it makes any difference to my 'Tooled up Raver' MO, just for clarity like.
*slaps Zardoz hard in the face*
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NONE-ROMERO ZOMBIES!!!!
*carries on slapping, with Z's Stan Laurel head whipping from side to side*
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NONE-ROMERO ZOMBIES!!!!
*carries on slapping, with Z's Stan Laurel head whipping from side to side*
Slaps Dimrill and ties his beard to his love satchel.
"THERE ARE UMPTEEN FLAVOURS"
"THERE ARE UMPTEEN FLAVOURS"
Rage Zombies are not strictly speaking real zombies, but this distinction is often academic when faced with them at home. Remember that they are not undead, and as such possess no particular srengths or weaknesses, and so can be dealt with in the same manner as you would any violent neighbourhood prick. A sharp blow to an exposed joint or fleshy part of the neck is often sufficient. Also note that as they are infected with rage, they can sometimes be neutralised by a warm and sincere hug, and are easily thwarted by surrendering the machine.
Tropical demon zombies are admittedly more of a pest than the common or 'garden' zombie, and are generally hardier and can breed at a fantastic rate. Fortunately, they are not well suited to the mild British climate, and will only prove a problem during the height of the summer, during which time it is advisable to simply befriend a priest who can bless your garden hose, bestowing you with an excellent repellant that not only reduces the beasts to a pungent sludge, but can also dispose of the resulting mess. Clinical trials have yet to be attempted, but it is generally regarded as unwise to apply tigers to a demon zombie colony.
Tropical demon zombies are admittedly more of a pest than the common or 'garden' zombie, and are generally hardier and can breed at a fantastic rate. Fortunately, they are not well suited to the mild British climate, and will only prove a problem during the height of the summer, during which time it is advisable to simply befriend a priest who can bless your garden hose, bestowing you with an excellent repellant that not only reduces the beasts to a pungent sludge, but can also dispose of the resulting mess. Clinical trials have yet to be attempted, but it is generally regarded as unwise to apply tigers to a demon zombie colony.
What happens if:
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
Zardoz wrote:
What happens if:
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
Kate Beckinsale makes another shit film.
I'm thinking now of changing my standard Chainsaw to a Silver one and using Garlic flavoured Nail Bombs.
Just to be sure.
Just to be sure.
sinister agent wrote:
Clinical trials have yet to be attempted, but it is generally regarded as unwise to apply tigers to a demon zombie colony.
Heh. 'Apply tigers liberally to the affected area'.
Zardoz wrote:
What happens if a Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Kate Beckinsale, which is never a bad thing.
"Lilliputians prepare for the zombie invasion"
Holy shit, Liliputian zombies! I didn't even consider them. The tigers would give them nary a glance!
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Golf shoes!
Dimrill wrote:
Golf shoes!
But what about when we're asleep? Sentries might not even spot their tiny shambling figures, and a bite - even a hearty lillizombie feast - could be mistaken for an insect bite or accidental self-slicing during a sleep itch.
But your boot licking tendencies would make you a prime candidate for infection Dimrill!
I think a few buckets of Jayes fluid/Domestos and hot water should sort the little blighters out.
I think a few buckets of Jayes fluid/Domestos and hot water should sort the little blighters out.
Mosquito nets! While asleep!
Flymo.
Zardoz wrote:
What happens if:
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
Mr Russ wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
What happens if:
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
A Zombie bites a Vampire?
A Zombie bites a Werewolf?
A Vampire bites a Zombie?
A Werewolf bites a Zombie?
Hmm?
This.
sinister agent wrote:
Holy shit, Liliputian zombies! I didn't even consider them. The tigers would give them nary a glance!
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
A well-trained domestic cat?
A bevy of attack mice?
A 'quarantine' room full of killer bees?
sinister agent wrote:
Holy shit, Liliputian zombies! I didn't even consider them. The tigers would give them nary a glance!
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Cattle grids.
sinister agent wrote:
Tigers implanted with remote mines. I think I just invented the coolest weapon in history.
Needs more frickin' head mounted laser beams. 
Craster wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
Holy shit, Liliputian zombies! I didn't even consider them. The tigers would give them nary a glance!
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Damn it, we need a countermeasure.
Cattle grids.
So we should hole up in an National Trust property then. Sorted.
Just keep an eye on the women running the tea rooms.
Why? Are they hawt?
Invariably, yes.
nervouspete wrote:
Invariably, yes.
Which NT places have you been going to? I'd have said they're invariably old, enormous, and hideous. But very nice and make lovely cake.
The tea rooms on Brownsea Island was staffed by hawtness last time I was there.
Squirt wrote:
Seems like a few of us have survival kits. We should plan to all meet up, so we can build a new soceity, one based on fairness and fraternity and arguing about The Mighty Boosh. Who lives near a farm in the hills were we can grow our own crops and live a life of pastoral bliss, far away from zombie infested cities?
Somebody's been reading John Christopher's The Death of Grass/John Wyndham's Day of the Triffids/ watching Terry Nation's Survivors.
~ "Oh no! My test tube!"
~ "Yeurgh!"
~ "Don't worry. Only johnny foreigner Chinaman will be affected! Have faith, Britons!" ~ "Good lord! Yeurgh!"
~ "Oh noes! They're all dead!"
~ "Life isn't worth living!"
~ "Hello survivors, I'm George Baker and have a farm. JOIN ME."
~ "Hurray!"
~"But I'm mad with power!"
~ "Oh no! Let's off him sharpish and run off to that valley!"
~ "Yay! Subsistence farming!"
~ "Ook ook!" ~ "Aiee! Zombie monkeys!"Um, I can't remember what happens next. The zombie monkeys kidnap Charlton Heston and force him to become an ace attorney, is that it?
P.S: Sorry CUS.
Nominate POTW.
Dimrill wrote:
YES!!!
If a zombie bit a womble...
nervouspete wrote:
Invariably, yes.
Yes, and nice and yummy and stuff. I like the lasses at Stowe.
ZOmbles!?!?! ZOMG!
MaliA wrote:
nervouspete wrote:
Invariably, yes.
Yes, and nice and yummy and stuff. I like the lasses at Stowe.
Yes. They seem to be quite lovely down here in the Brecons too. And I have seen rather nice ladies in the Dales, Lakes & Peak District areas too.
Some fiendishly ace top-trumping of my post there, Dimrill. Thang yew all who who posted appreciation of smilie-story, by the way.
I think we have the beginnings of a new National Trust Guide. I shall try to get up there this weekend and take photos...
Maybe we can convince them to make one of those nude calendars - Babes of National Trust Tearooms.
This is the greatest thread ever.
Dimrill wrote:
ZOmbles!?!?! ZOMG!
Did you just draw that on the spot? It is the utterly geniusest thing ever
No, I wrote it when I was 15, drew it probably around this time last year.
Squirt wrote:
Maybe we can convince them to make one of those nude calendars - Babes of National Trust Tearooms.
With Chainsaws and Shotguns.
Dimrill wrote:
No, I wrote it when I was 15, drew it probably around this time last year.
Excellent work, Mr Dimrill, though that means I am still in the lead. Ahh! How I coset this fleeting glory!
nervouspete wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
No, I wrote it when I was 15, drew it probably around this time last year.
Excellent work, Mr Dimrill, though that means I am still in the lead. Ahh! How I coset this fleeting glory!
In the lead? Not 14 years behind?
If a Zombie bit a Soul Funk Combo?
Kool & The Gangrene
Kool & The Gangrene
Zardoz wrote:
nervouspete wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
No, I wrote it when I was 15, drew it probably around this time last year.
Excellent work, Mr Dimrill, though that means I am still in the lead. Ahh! How I coset this fleeting glory!
In the lead? Not 14 years behind?
Um, ah, yes.
*crestfallen*
But you get to work in a library, so in the end you win by default.
Possibly one of the best places to hide from Zombies too.
Dimrill wrote:
But you get to work in a library, so in the end you win by default.
I get to work in a building society but one of the tyres is deflated.
kalmar wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
But you get to work in a library, so in the end you win by default.
I get to work in a building society but one of the blow up Howards upon which we spend our lunch hours taking out our frustration with customers is deflated.
Thick glasses FTFY.
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