huh. Turns out Abby Winters recently had to move from Australia to Amsterdam because of Oz's puritannical government. How ridiculous.
I really need to stop clicking on links in this thread. Maybe. Can we have a green/amber/red system please? lolz Not rated by Perkies, the deviant.
Perkies link detected. Brown alert!
Perkies needs his own wiki page just for identifying the ladies in his sexy avatars.
flis wrote:
I really need to stop clicking on links in this thread. Maybe. Can we have a green/amber/red system please? lolz Not rated by Perkies, the deviant.
Yeah. On my scale, freshly spunked-in woman's bum prolapsing the jizz back out is only an amber.
The XXX Simpsons
http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiYjr5MQl4s?version=3
Apparently theres an Itchy and Scratchy scene
(Why can I ne ver embed youtube stuff?)
http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiYjr5MQl4s?version=3
Apparently theres an Itchy and Scratchy scene
(Why can I ne ver embed youtube stuff?)
I saw some screengrabs of that on SA the other day.
Is it wrong that I thought of Gaywood's avatar when Ned Flanders popped his head around the door?
Is it wrong that I thought of Gaywood's avatar when Ned Flanders popped his head around the door?
Simpsons porn is disturbing. Either Bart is bumming Lisa (and they're both children) or Bart's head is stuck onto an adult body so he can bone Ms Krabappel/Marge(!!!)/Maude Flanders.
metalangel wrote:
Either Bart is bumming Lisa (and they're both children)
Them being children is hardly the only thing disturbing about it
DavPaz wrote:
metalangel wrote:
Either Bart is bumming Lisa (and they're both children)
Them being children is hardly the only thing disturbing about it
I never quite understood the 2007 meme about the ['uplifting and uniting'] 2012 Olympic logo looking like Lisa Simpson doing something interesting
Kern wrote:
I never quite understood the 2007 meme about the ['uplifting and uniting'] 2012 Olympic logo looking like Lisa Simpson doing something interesting
Somebody showed that to me the other day. I can still only see this:
I can see Lisa in that, but all I see in the right hand side is a 2 and 1.
So it's Lisa Simpson squatting in front of numbers.
So it's Lisa Simpson squatting in front of numbers.
See, I can still only see that as Bart kicking Lisa in the groin.
LISA IS HUGE!
I'm sure that that image could fall under the laws regarding child porn you know.
I think there was a piece on El Reg a while back about it.
Malaboob wrote:
See, I can still only see that as Bart kicking Lisa in the groin.
Neck, surely?
GazChap wrote:
Malaboob wrote:
See, I can still only see that as Bart kicking Lisa in the groin.
Neck, surely?
Neck, groin, what's the difference?
Malaboob wrote:
Neck, groin, what's the difference?
Your technique in the bedroom must be a sight to behold.
Mrs Malaboob seems like that sort of thing!
metalangel wrote:
Mrs Malaboob seems like that sort of thing!
Heh. I dread to think what Ange is into, the crazy bitch.
Going by what Craster and I heard, she's into getting things over very quickly, with little show of emotion
Grim... wrote:
Going by what Craster and I heard, she's into getting things over very quickly, with little show of emotion
She's never known any different. Poor mite.
DavPaz wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Going by what Craster and I heard, she's into getting things over very quickly, with little show of emotion
She's never known any different. Poor mite.
Blame the tool.
What's happened to porn? It's all grimy low-rent stuff that no-one seems to be enjoying. Very unpleasant.
If you want to see people enjoying sex, go dig out your mums copy of 'The Joy of Sex'....
The internet ruined it all DavPaz, dirty pirates and their free porn. I approve of the porn thread being at the top of the active topics at 8:30am, you perv.
The internet ruined it all DavPaz, dirty pirates and their free porn. I approve of the porn thread being at the top of the active topics at 8:30am, you perv.
It was on my mind.
My wife is 8.5 months pregnant.
My wife is 8.5 months pregnant.
DavPaz wrote:
It was on my mind.
My wife is 8.5 months pregnant.
My wife is 8.5 months pregnant.
Did someone sew her mouth shut?
Also, there's loads of happy porn around. What are you looking for?
I honestly don't know. Everything I've sampled lately is full of inflated tattooed beasts who seem to think that gagging is sexy.
DavPaz wrote:
I honestly don't know. Everything I've sampled lately is full of inflated tattooed beasts who seem to think that gagging is sexy.
It is to some people....I don't like watching women giving head, it has to be said. The people in amateur porn seem to be enjoying it? If you have access to the internet yet can't find enjoyable porn, you are broken
The big list of porn is your friend DavPaz...
Natural women doing pleasant things to themselves and others is all I want. No gagging, streaming eyes, crotch tattoos or fish eye lenses.
DavPaz wrote:
... or fish eye lenses.
I'm rather ashamed to say I know exactly what you're getting at here. Apart from anything else, all I can say is I hope the Optrex is on hand immediately after filming.
I assume they use them to make 'things' look bigger. All it does is make women look stupid. DavPaz wrote:
:D I assume they use them to make 'things' look bigger. All it does is make women look stupid.
Ah right, we're not talking about the same thing then mate, I was thinking you meant the whole (IMO hideous) 'facial/blopping in eyes' routine... gah, at my age too, looking at such things. Dirty old man.
DavPaz wrote:
:D I assume they use them to make 'things' look bigger. All it does is make women look stupid.
You can do that by getting them to linesperson a Premier League game. It totally shows up their lack of knowledge of the offside rule.
If the only porn you can find is plastic blondes with bad tattoos gagging, you're not looking for it properly.
Sorry to dig this up, but this ridiculous trailer doesn't really fit in the Youtube thread.
We came across a list of derivative porn titles that rip off Hollywood films, in an old book of bad films (Son of Golden Turkey Awards) and I think I might have a new favourite thing ever.
I give you One Million Years ACDC link NSFW.
We came across a list of derivative porn titles that rip off Hollywood films, in an old book of bad films (Son of Golden Turkey Awards) and I think I might have a new favourite thing ever.
I give you One Million Years ACDC link NSFW.
Linked to from Wil Wheaton's blog http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/ a Pron parody of STTNG (trailer below on youtube and SFW)
Write up from The Nerdist
http://www.nerdist.com/2011/04/star-tre ... ually-sfw/
Write up from The Nerdist
http://www.nerdist.com/2011/04/star-tre ... ually-sfw/
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Am I crazy??? This looks GOOD, right??? Holy crap! Way to raise the bar, porn! The writing seems pretty decent! The effects are surprisingly sharp!
This may be the first time I actually fast forward through the intercourse to get to the story.
Special high fives go to our nerdy pornstress pals Dana Dearmond and April O’Neil for donating their boobies to such a nerdworthy cause!
[Insert NCC-1701-DD joke here]
This may be the first time I actually fast forward through the intercourse to get to the story.
Special high fives go to our nerdy pornstress pals Dana Dearmond and April O’Neil for donating their boobies to such a nerdworthy cause!
[Insert NCC-1701-DD joke here]
Hello.
Do you see the pretty lady?
Good.
Would you like to see the pretty lady doing naughty things?
Attachment:
lady.jpg
Do you see the pretty lady?
Good.
Would you like to see the pretty lady doing naughty things?
Gnawing the limbs off corpses in a cellar?
She has the look in her eyes for it, certainly.
She has the look in her eyes for it, certainly.
Grim... wrote:
Would you like to see the pretty lady doing naughty things?
Yes please.
Unless it's A TRAP. Then, no.
No, not a trap. She really is very, very pretty.
Search for
Search for
Code:
x art tiffany supermodel
. There are 1080p versions floating around. 
Is she a particular pretty lady that you know, or something? who is she?
She's a pretty lady. Called Tiffany.
I found it because my NAS box wasn't downloading torrents properly* so I did a search for 1080p to get something to download to test it and there she was
*Turns out that adding the entire Ministry of Sound back catalog was a bad move
I found it because my NAS box wasn't downloading torrents properly* so I did a search for 1080p to get something to download to test it and there she was
*Turns out that adding the entire Ministry of Sound back catalog was a bad move
Hahahaha.
She is extraordinarily pretty, though. She is, dare I say it, too pretty for pron.
She is extraordinarily pretty, though. She is, dare I say it, too pretty for pron.
She gets prettier:
NSFW
Copy and paste at your employment peril.
NSFW
Code:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=x+art+tiffany+supermodel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=896
NSFWCopy and paste at your employment peril.
Grim... wrote:
She gets prettier:
NSFW
Copy and paste at your employment peril.
NSFW
Code:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=x+art+tiffany+supermodel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=896
NSFWCopy and paste at your employment peril.
heh - yes, I did search that. Heavens to betsy.
Would any work IT filters pick up google image search results as being norty if you don't click through? (I'm working from home today
)