She's got Barry Manilows konk.
What the fuck has this got to do with the Manchester meet?
myp wrote:
What the fuck has this got to do with the Manchester meet?
What the fuck else are we going to do for the next 183 days?
Plan. And prepare. This is going to be the best meet ever!
Day 1: Myp lays out his pens and draws up his revsion timetable
Day 1 (later on): Grim... spuffs all over myp's carefully drawn up revision table.
Day 2: Grim...'s at it again, stocks fully replenished. myp frowns.
Day 3: myp joins in. Introduces Grim... to xhamster.com, which he thinks is just as good, if not better, than youporn.com.
Day 183: Nobody turns up. myp and Grim... are recovering in the burns unit after a series of skin graft operations.
We should all ride around on shit bicycles and visit Morrissey's old haunts. Mr Chris, bring extra cardigans.
This thread should be pinned so that people don't miss it, what with the short notice and all.
Riles wrote:
This thread should be pinned so that people don't miss it, what with the short notice and all.
Heaven forbid anyone would arrange a meet and then decide that morning that they can't be fucked to go.
myp wrote:
FFS.
Well Mr Mod , how about breaking this out of the thread ?
myp wrote:
FFS.
It's 6 months away!
pron stuff split
Craster wrote:
It's 6 months away!
We should aim higher. Let's all meet up in the year 2000 on 27 Feb 2027. I think I'm free then.
6 months that will fly by!!
Grim... wrote:
The new girl at the deli is 6'5", that's one inch taller than me. I made her show me her shoes, and they were flat.
She's like a lighthouse, or something. I am very, very attracted to her.
I am also trying to set her up with Gaywood, as that would be too funny for words.
She's like a lighthouse, or something. I am very, very attracted to her.
I am also trying to set her up with Gaywood, as that would be too funny for words.
My 8 month old is in currently in the 99.9th percentile for her height, which if she stays there, puts her at way over 6ft by the time she is 18.
Malc
Ooh, I might come to this. I also might post here more often too. One day, I might even remember to post Bully back to myp...
Malc wrote:
Grim... wrote:
The new girl at the deli is 6'5", that's one inch taller than me. I made her show me her shoes, and they were flat.
She's like a lighthouse, or something. I am very, very attracted to her.
I am also trying to set her up with Gaywood, as that would be too funny for words.
She's like a lighthouse, or something. I am very, very attracted to her.
I am also trying to set her up with Gaywood, as that would be too funny for words.
My 8 month old is in currently in the 99.9th percentile for her height, which if she stays there, puts her at way over 6ft by the time she is 18.
Malc
Sam is off the chart for height. I firmly believe you can tell fuck all about how tall a child is going to be until they hit puberty.
Scarysheep3000 wrote:
Ooh, I might come to this. I also might post here more often too. One day, I might even remember to post Bully back to myp...
I wouldn't worry. I've played your copy of Halo 3 twice now, which is twice more than I'd have played Bully had it been sat on my shelf.
Right. Jumped in on this page. So far I have inferred this is happening in 6 months. And there may or may not be tall women there.
I may or may not be up for this.
I may or may not be up for this.
Only five months to go - hasn't time flown!
Is this going to be a definate, so i can look at booking a hotel?
It's definitely definite.
Sod booking a hotel. I could be dead in five months. The country could split in civil war, and there's no way I'm crossing the DMZ into NorthernMonkeyland for a meet.
In which case what have you got to lose? Unless you pay up-front, of course.
myp wrote:
In which case what have you got to lose? Unless you pay up-front, of course.
I was going to see if there was a holiday inn near, as I can get a free stay in one..
Craster wrote:
Sod booking a hotel. I could be dead in five months. The country could split in civil war, and there's no way I'm crossing the DMZ into NorthernMonkeyland for a meet.
How about for meat?
That's more like it. Let's talk.
This is going to be really good. Not long now.
Don't forget to bring your bottles of lemonade up here you soft shandy drinking Southern bastards.
Wullie, bring your troosers.
Don't forget to bring your bottles of lemonade up here you soft shandy drinking Southern bastards.
Wullie, bring your troosers.
Oh, so this wasn't just a big in-joke after all? 
We're all staying at your house. You said it was ok.
Zardoz wrote:
We're all staying at your house. You said it was ok.
Lots of people have already bagsied place at mine, and your name isn't one of them... sorry dude...
Whatever. Didn't stop me last night.
I will be a in a free hotel, so I will be ok..
KovacsC wrote:
I will be a in a free hotel, so I will be ok..
You get what you pay for, so will it really be ok?
Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?
Riles wrote:
Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?
No, but we can make one and I'll put it in the first post.
I'm going and so is Ange.
TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
I will be a in a free hotel, so I will be ok..
You get what you pay for, so will it really be ok?
The Holiday Inns arn't too bad, I will just use priority club points instead of cash..
myp wrote:
Riles wrote:
Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?
No, but we can make one and I'll put it in the first post.
Can we include Riles' list in the first post too?
PS. I have a double bed, a sofa bed that will hold two small ones or two normal ones who like to be intimate (myp and zardoz?), and floor space for definitely two... maybe more, depending what level of comfort is required. Conceivably one could fit in the hallway, one on the kitchen floor and one on the bedroom floor... so possibly there are up to 8 spaces up for grabs.
No point PMing me about it now though, it's not even this year.
No point PMing me about it now though, it's not even this year.
How far away is Warrington from Manchester?
TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
myp wrote:
Riles wrote:
Is there an attendees list so that I can run my 'Would like to meet' vs 'Never ever want to be in the same city as' calculation?
No, but we can make one and I'll put it in the first post.
Can we include Riles' list in the first post too?
This will be released on peopleiwanttokill.riles.blogspot.com idc.
About 15 miles, I think.
superdupergill wrote:
How far away is Warrington from Manchester?
A quick squint at google makes it look around 16 miles.EDIT: Dammit
Excellent. My friend has a hotel in Warrington and says she'll put me up for free.