When was I 99% correct? PERSONAL BEST.
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
When was I 99% correct? PERSONAL BEST.
And of course it all depends on who said it :
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6270&p=459908&hilit=Chris+is+99%25+correct.#p459908
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How have the investigations been going?
Imagine the worst hangover, ever, for many weeks.
Masonry bits will help to an extent, but and SDS drill will make it a doddle.
I've seen many other ones similar to Riles' already.
Get a grip!
Imagine the worst hangover, ever, for many weeks.
Masonry bits will help to an extent, but and SDS drill will make it a doddle.
I've seen many other ones similar to Riles' already.
Get a grip!
Grim..., can you make it so every other line rhymes?
Zardoz wrote:
Grim..., can you make it so every other line rhymes?
I could use soundex, or something. It'd take a while, though.
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I have absolutely no idea what this is about.
See you in a couple of hours.
Very useful.
I meant anything that offers similar functionality.
We had a lovely time.
The bear is called Bungle.
See you in a couple of hours.
Very useful.
I meant anything that offers similar functionality.
We had a lovely time.
The bear is called Bungle.
I had chicken pox when I was 18.
Sadly got it wrong on day 4 (I wasn't able to investigate anyone else due to the doctor protecting me), and then when I finally did investigate I chose the gun nut.
It certainly does.
Sadly got it wrong on day 4 (I wasn't able to investigate anyone else due to the doctor protecting me), and then when I finally did investigate I chose the gun nut.
It certainly does.
MAFIA SPOILZ!
kalmar wrote:
MAFIA SPOILZ!
Yeah, it seems to be able to look in the dead thread, even though the search function cannot.
Haha. They're not that spoiley 
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Nice one Pete, it deserves to go public that shot.
Obviously they hate HDR too.
Hang on.
Obviously they hate HDR too.
Hang on.
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I'm going for a draw.
Excellent it is.
That said, I agree with Malc.
Beware of fakes though.
Excellent it is.
That said, I agree with Malc.
Beware of fakes though.
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She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.
Damn!
I also hope that everyone is reporting people with swasticas on their playercards.
See you in a couple of hours.
Did the whole lot not come out of the back, where the cable goes in?
Damn!
I also hope that everyone is reporting people with swasticas on their playercards.
See you in a couple of hours.
Did the whole lot not come out of the back, where the cable goes in?
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Buy my MX-5, Chris.
I could be tempted by PLOP, certainly the zombie mode I played on it once was great fun.
It's his living, so I can't fault him for that.
Carpet's going down anyway, if this fucker ever turns up.
We have it good these days.
I could be tempted by PLOP, certainly the zombie mode I played on it once was great fun.
It's his living, so I can't fault him for that.
Carpet's going down anyway, if this fucker ever turns up.
We have it good these days.
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left car key in car door from 1600 yesterday to 3 minutes ago.
And we STILL haven't played co-op!
I DEMAND MOD TRASPARENCY.
And we STILL haven't played co-op!
I DEMAND MOD TRASPARENCY.
OMFG POETRY 2.0!
That took far more effort than you could possibly imagine, and it's not that good
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Heh, they're good Grim.
Chocolate swirly ice cream.
Who's is the Subway station?
what a fucked up situation.
That would not be An Good Thing.
Can't say I've seen her in anything.
Chocolate swirly ice cream.
Who's is the Subway station?
what a fucked up situation.
That would not be An Good Thing.
Can't say I've seen her in anything.
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Seriously though, the cut scenes are fucking infuriating.
Don't tell Dimrill but I work in marketing.
It will make more sense as you go along.
I mean, since you haven't been there that long.
Don't tell Dimrill but I work in marketing.
It will make more sense as you go along.
I mean, since you haven't been there that long.
That took far more effort than you could possibly imagine, and it's not that good
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Please make amends.
Your all cunts.
It won't rust.
Jesus jumping Christ.
Your all cunts.
It won't rust.
Jesus jumping Christ.
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I don't know what you were wanting to spend.
Oh my fuck Tony Blair is getting properly pwned.
Are there any games out between now and Christmas?
I have started typing and deleting so many times.
Your cardigans suck and you're shit at wanking.
It's sort of the opposite of quitting smoking.
Oh my fuck Tony Blair is getting properly pwned.
Are there any games out between now and Christmas?
I have started typing and deleting so many times.
Your cardigans suck and you're shit at wanking.
It's sort of the opposite of quitting smoking.
I broke it.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Nah, you just happened to hit it as I was testing something.
Teaching computers to rhyme is really tricky (as is counting syllables).
Teaching computers to rhyme is really tricky (as is counting syllables).
Good work, Grim...Quote:
Sky plus remote.
bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.
bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.
Best two lines ever:
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That's a bit harsh on Craster.
Can't we just kill the pastor?
Can't we just kill the pastor?
Malaboob wrote:
:DD Good work, Grim...
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Sky plus remote.
bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.
bloody hell, Grim.
I liek icecream.
And don't call me Shirley.
FUCK YOU CHERYL!
Happy birthday Joans!
Fucking recessive genes.
Your winky is understated.
Yeah think server deaded.
Sometimes it seems to throw an extra line in for no reason (the first one, in this case).
HMM.
I cut the first line out there, as it was a mess.
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Mali wears the tutu in that relationship.
Whatever happened to Great British workmanship?
It might work but you need to be careful.
Got a nice night vision scope on my rubbish rifle.
Whatever happened to Great British workmanship?
It might work but you need to be careful.
Got a nice night vision scope on my rubbish rifle.
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Although tearing myself away from Super Meat Boy could be hard.
Did we solve the mystery of the Phantom Warp Point Setter?
Did you hear about the French film called The Horde?
Unless the hive mind can think of something better?
Did we solve the mystery of the Phantom Warp Point Setter?
Did you hear about the French film called The Horde?
Unless the hive mind can think of something better?
If you'd rather have a sonnet style of rhyming (ie. a-b-a-b rather than a-a-b-b), use this page.
Incredible. Look at what you can get done when you're not having a housewarming party!
Your mum still came over.
And here's one that I won't be telling you all the URL for, because it spanks the database all the way to Hell...
There weren't enough to make ones that rhyme
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Your mum would recognise that nipple anywhere.
Your Mum meows for camera.
Your mum does everything.
Your mum overheats in bed, particularly when pillow flipping.
Your Mum is utterly awesome.
Your Mum meows for camera.
Your mum does everything.
Your mum overheats in bed, particularly when pillow flipping.
Your Mum is utterly awesome.
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Your Mum is your parent.
Your mum's excited etc.
Your mum's fat hoop is a man with your face.
Your Mum was an in-joke when I was at high school.
Your mum built my hot rod.
Your Mum's a spoiler.
Your mum's excited etc.
Your mum's fat hoop is a man with your face.
Your Mum was an in-joke when I was at high school.
Your mum built my hot rod.
Your Mum's a spoiler.
There weren't enough to make ones that rhyme
can you make it do limericks?
This just doesn't rhyme:?
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What are you, stupid?
You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.
You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.
Bobbyaro wrote:
can you make it do limericks?
No, that would involve counting syllables.
Bobbyaro wrote:
This just doesn't rhyme:?
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What are you, stupid?
You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.
You should have two - input and boost/output.
Could have been *very* nasty.
I remain to be convinced.
I can see why it thought stupid and output went together. Fuck knows about nasty and convinced, though.
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That and lots of challenges.
we finally managed to get it affixed.
Are there no Orphanages?
Also, accept my fucking Xbox friend request.
we finally managed to get it affixed.
Are there no Orphanages?
Also, accept my fucking Xbox friend request.
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It should clearly be a spreadsheet.
As his wife suggested, funerals kind of aren't.
It's a three bedroom semi-detached.
I'm sandwiched between Nervous Pete and Malabar Front.
As his wife suggested, funerals kind of aren't.
It's a three bedroom semi-detached.
I'm sandwiched between Nervous Pete and Malabar Front.
Oh my, this is fucking awesome.
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Some fake doll boobies.
What do you do now Malaboobs?
I'll never understand the policy on bus heating.
You appear to have missed off Christmas pudding.
What do you do now Malaboobs?
I'll never understand the policy on bus heating.
You appear to have missed off Christmas pudding.
One more before bedtime (I love the last 2 lines).
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I'm almost certain it won't).
Seriously though, get whatever car you want.
Makes for a subservient workforce.
Fun Fact Mince Pie Lovers.
More violence first.
Jesus jumping Christ.
Work starts Monday.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
Seriously though, get whatever car you want.
Makes for a subservient workforce.
Fun Fact Mince Pie Lovers.
More violence first.
Jesus jumping Christ.
Work starts Monday.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
I only got four lines in the sonnet style version but I like them.
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You'd be surprised.
WHAT ARE YOU BUILDING?
Jesus fucking Christ.
That is indeed irritating.
WHAT ARE YOU BUILDING?
Jesus fucking Christ.
That is indeed irritating.
Oddly, doing this has just enabled me to get an eight-letter word in WordFued against Nickachu
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Perkies: a porn star for every occasion.
I think that's a massive over-simplification.
I suspect there will be confusion and possible derision.
moreof the same, doesthat mean it'slike the iphone version?
I think that's a massive over-simplification.
I suspect there will be confusion and possible derision.
moreof the same, doesthat mean it'slike the iphone version?
Great stuff.
Incredible
Hoist the mains'l!
flis could be flinsel?
A Squirt in a manger?
My Mo is ginger!
Speaking of Miranda Hart.
That would gladden your scummy heart.
flis could be flinsel?
A Squirt in a manger?
My Mo is ginger!
Speaking of Miranda Hart.
That would gladden your scummy heart.
That one properly rhymes. Either you got fucking lucky, or it's the best bits of about eight pasted together.
No, it originally had two more lines on the bottom, though, which did not rhyme, so I cut those off.
Brilliant. I can imagine a proper old-school rapper doing that.
Actually, I think it works better with just the four top lines, only because Hart/Heart rhyme offends my artistic sensibilities and doesn't fit the meter 
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http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry2.1.php
Oh shit, that had a poem in, and it was excellent, Grim.... can you not put a "post to Poetry thread" button on there, for idiots like me who can't copy and paste?
Thanks
Malc
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I loved wrestling, and I loved video games.
I think the multiplayer on Tuesday night helped.
See how PES turns out when the postie comes.
a michael jackson mmo being developed.
She did mention your genital hygiene problems.
I need to renew soons.
In case his hands burst into flames?
But that makes no sense.
I think the multiplayer on Tuesday night helped.
See how PES turns out when the postie comes.
a michael jackson mmo being developed.
She did mention your genital hygiene problems.
I need to renew soons.
In case his hands burst into flames?
But that makes no sense.
That's not bad, but not as good as the last one, can you somehow see past attempts at all Grim...? If you can mine started with "I agree with Grim...." or some such.
Malc
Two Thousand and Beex a Belm Oddity wrote:
Beexbot, open the pod-bay doors please.
Grandstands needed, i supoz?
I had to call the police.
She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.
Grandstands needed, i supoz?
I had to call the police.
She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.
Malc
Minbeexity Rebelm wrote:
Heh, Craster's made an unexplorable and mysterious zone from which nobody ever returns.
If you don't want a full box maybe we could split the kippers?
It shows how much we enjoyed it because of our bigger cleverness.
They claim it is a saving of nan undred on the regular price.
Today I have entirely clad a natural cavern with double-step blocks.
It's quite nice, but water and lava aren't animated, which is weird.
Will probably jsut take the bike and go for walks.
It sorted itself out, but go to see a doctor if you're worried.
Wouldn't the pre cogs be better employed stopping accidents and disasters?
What would have happened if you'd have fallen and.
I can arrange postage next week if you supply your address.
The manager of the shop was her aunt.
If you don't want a full box maybe we could split the kippers?
It shows how much we enjoyed it because of our bigger cleverness.
They claim it is a saving of nan undred on the regular price.
Today I have entirely clad a natural cavern with double-step blocks.
It's quite nice, but water and lava aren't animated, which is weird.
Will probably jsut take the bike and go for walks.
It sorted itself out, but go to see a doctor if you're worried.
Wouldn't the pre cogs be better employed stopping accidents and disasters?
What would have happened if you'd have fallen and.
I can arrange postage next week if you supply your address.
The manager of the shop was her aunt.
Malc
Fallout Berry wrote:
Also - Halle Berry's Boobies.
Hand drawn PCB tracks.
I like the boobs.
Only without the benchmarks.
Okay, that's not President Eden.
Hope he's alright.
Yet I've not been eaten.
Is that right?
Hand drawn PCB tracks.
I like the boobs.
Only without the benchmarks.
Okay, that's not President Eden.
Hope he's alright.
Yet I've not been eaten.
Is that right?
Malc
Typical Beex Weeks if it was only based on a Bits and Bobs Thread wrote:
Every page is 'under development', except for the one that's a flash animation.
I'm starting to get paranoid about how little is being revealed.
Wow, good luck WTB, I think that's an admirable ambition.
When in actual fact the point of the article is valid.
dr lave, is buying the individual tables not more expensive?
Just checked back through Joans and GJ's voting history.
The screen is gorgeous, and it's delightfully responsive.
The worst day ever to work in a store.
No loot but I woke up shaking.
I'm quite thirsty today, funnily enough.
My best to all that are going.
ZOMG TEH ENVY.
Any pre-order figures around?
Tsk, silly Zardoz.
Where's my ten grand?
FUCKING CUNTING BASTARDS.
I'm starting to get paranoid about how little is being revealed.
Wow, good luck WTB, I think that's an admirable ambition.
When in actual fact the point of the article is valid.
dr lave, is buying the individual tables not more expensive?
Just checked back through Joans and GJ's voting history.
The screen is gorgeous, and it's delightfully responsive.
The worst day ever to work in a store.
No loot but I woke up shaking.
I'm quite thirsty today, funnily enough.
My best to all that are going.
ZOMG TEH ENVY.
Any pre-order figures around?
Tsk, silly Zardoz.
Where's my ten grand?
FUCKING CUNTING BASTARDS.
Malc
Gri...m doesn't like Boardwalk Empire! wrote:
After much deliberation I'm going to buy Comic Jumper.
I can eat sweets WHEN I WANT!
Just watched the first two episodes of Boardwalk Empire.
Not on my bloody forum you won't.
I can eat sweets WHEN I WANT!
Just watched the first two episodes of Boardwalk Empire.
Not on my bloody forum you won't.
Malc
Bill Gates doesn't like Kalmar's topless picture wrote:
I really like that picture.
That right there is your future, Kalmar.
That's a mighty impressive structure.
Cal-mar (to rhyme with pal-car) or calmer?
Oh, er, and possibly some samples?
I'm so not above profiting from others' stupidity.
BeexBot, why do men have nipples?
Microsoft denied tht it was in this update.
That right there is your future, Kalmar.
That's a mighty impressive structure.
Cal-mar (to rhyme with pal-car) or calmer?
Oh, er, and possibly some samples?
I'm so not above profiting from others' stupidity.
BeexBot, why do men have nipples?
Microsoft denied tht it was in this update.
Malc
