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OMFG :DD :DD :DD
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I want to pootle towards you for booze.
I wouldn't mind giving this a go online with you all!
Worked for Mrs Z.
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By JW, you mean Jedi Wookie.
I wouldn't know, I never tried the first game.
That's a lovely story.
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Learn to love the slitty-eyed ones' cuisine, guy!
In.
is this on?
You disgusting swine!
I don't want to see your pecker smoking a pipe again.
no.
First go today.

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I am going to regret both the beer and the sushi come tomorrow morning.
Oh, Hi DavPaz!
The more I read about this, the more it sounds horrible!
It's on ESPN.
I was born on Friday 13th.
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I think the point is: What if he's driving along down a busy high street, and a toucan crossing suddenly changes yellow, and lots of eager shoppers head across as soon as their green man comes up.
Ooh, Myp wins!
Bummer lol.
s camera was confusing.
Did any games get nominated more than once?
Ha!



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Ooh, Myp wins!
Bummer lol.
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That much sugar would prob kill me.
Luckily it is not a look I am going to aim for so killing hundreds of puppies doesn't need to be considered.
Ha!
Is that an entirely SDG-based poem?
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Freecycle is good for getting rid of CRTs.
Hmm, I dunno.
Uptojump is the internets eleventh best source of Amstrad CPC news and game reviews.
I feel strangely unable to be moved for a strange wishy washy nebulous description of what this actually is.
I have that exact coffee table (Lack, right?


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Such diverse interests we all have.
Wow, Liverpool are 2 behind.
I'm an Astros fan.
Butter fingers.
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Isn't there some weird thing about multi-touch that means Apple has a patent on one 'type', and MS another?
Why not upgrade?
New avatar time.
No.
weird thing happened after i played it, my postcasts sounded too fast, could it be overclocking the iphone?
Sorry!
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I will be in a free hotel, so I will be ok.
Even for people who don't like cricket.
Oh sweet - assuming they're on target it looks like my half of the line will be finished by then.
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I hope Mrs Marple is at the restaurant.
Haha, excellent.
I just voted for zamzara cus Kalmar told me to.
Bloody hell!
Yes please.
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Fucking.
Feel the excitement!
I have no intention of buying an iPhone but right now an iPod touch is looking very tempting as a games device.
I liked this game.
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I would never vote Tory.
How would banning BNP members change that?
In your face, Malc!
Twice in a fortnight rezamorection!
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Defacing public property still makes you a cunt, even if it looks really nice or carries a political message.
Sock.
See, I read that as slightly below average.
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Mars Bras?
Ah, I thought the pointy bits were longer.
Aw!
My God, 15 pages in a John Coffey thread.
Buy hour three you'll be obsessed.


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Nah, it was well good.
And it works both ways, of course.
So what you're saying is, as long as I only have sex with two women at once, I'll be okay?
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The first and only in depth recommendation of a menu!
Since the talk of throwing scissors around in ballsacks stopped, anyway.
Dunno about wheelchair users, but you don't want a pissed off Dalek on your case.
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I'm not sure.
was that me?
DIMRILL IS BREAKDANCING.
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I just retrieved Coke and Sam Adams from the car.
You can do that.
I'm giving up smoking
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I really don't get pepsi, all versions are terrible.
I bet they're all hollowed out and stuffed with dongs and coke.
Good thinking, but no, that wouldn't happen.
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How about I pump you full of fat for £10k?
That would strip out the entire point of the Burnout experience, though.
The po-po in question has been desked as an investigation is underway on the matter.
Yum yum yum!
FRIDAY THREAD REVIVAL!

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Speet!
Good riddance.
The LewieP bating DRM.
Glass him.
Brain not really working today.
Did my head in.
According to the Times.
That's where a CPN comes in.
Let me clarify.
I look forward to advancing on your rear.


Beautiful.
Sometimes you get utter gems.

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Played through Normal, Hard and almost at the end of Easy.
Yep.
That's no monkey.
Wait.
There's something quite bleak about this one:

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I get the same thing, there doesn't seem to be any real reason, but it just seems to happen.
I'll shut up and stop scaremongering now and allow you bigger boys to debate it.
The last time I had any fun in an arcade was about 4 years ago on the Isle of Wight in Sandown.
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She can pay her own way by going on the game. Even without that, Bahrain has always been a poor track for action, but with it, it was always going to be bad. I'd have called it Geoff.
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In a flying saucer.
Mimi > Grim.
Good point.
Beautiful AND true!
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Sorry I forgot to mention that.
lol good joke.
Forget my recommendations then.
It's mating season.
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It's not hurting anyone.
Me and Mrs AE were trying to recall this earlier on and failed miserably.
Good.
Have you got any screenshots so I can see if it's fun or not?
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Oh!
Every time I read or hear the word "mephadrone", my brain replaces it with "cake".
thats because they're anti-tank launchers.
It all sounds a bit hacky to me.
Oh, err.
Should I worry that I can tell which thread & poster many of these came from?
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The Namco museum arcade thingy is £8.
People are idiots!
I share the same full-screen annoyances.
Oh definitely.
Yarp.
I hate you all.
Mr Dave wrote:
Should I worry that I can tell which thread & poster many of these came from?

Me too.
Heh - no. I recognise the vast majority.
The first person to get a poem consisting entirely of 'Morning All!' posts wins an imaginary prize.
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Zardoz so penis.
I suggest you name your second, sir.
A dog keeps shitting outside our driveway.
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Well, maybe.
The Darkness maxed out.
Was it thick stuff?
The woman is working from home today.
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I backed the Queen Mother.
Ooh.
There's me and Pod both playing this atm, fyi, like.
You select text, the in looks at it, and give you options of how to use it.
I am not , frankly, repeating it for the 8th time to a brick fucking wall.
When we make Stephen Fry Queen of Europe I for one hope he appoints David Mitchell as Prime Minister.
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Does the pc version hold up against other recent FPSes graphically?
It expires, although I'm not sure why.
a fraction of a second after dying, i got a triple claymore kill last night.
No it's not one of those quiz things where you have to name several films from pictures or anything like that.
You haven't got some "hide known extensions" setting turned on and the files actually called something like "nickachu.
It was fine last year - why meddle with it?


Lolz PC gayming is teh suq.
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I'm up for some Bezzie action with this!
It's not exactly braking hard though is it?
That's a 'half rhyme', I believe.
We did it!
OH.
Mrs Squirt got me a fancy pants wet shave from a barbers in Mayfair for a birthday pressie


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Heh - no.
The questions are invariably shite, but Mitchell is such a fabulous host you end up not caring.
There was a programme on BBC4 last night about Japanese girls as well.
CRACK crack crunch spludge.


The last two lines go together well.
Cue darkened smoky room, spotlight on thin guy wearing mostly black with a silly beard & shades stands by the microphone...
There's a hippy sitting in the background tapping jazzily on his bongos...

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When did racing games like Forza and Gran Turismo get so hateful?
I'm after the base wifi model.
He was the broody outsider in highschool, always standing there drooling when the scenesters laughed at his torn skin and prolapsed anus, so in control, so cool.
Of course, since I grew the beard almost three years ago I don't think this ambition is practical, but I still quite like the idea of one day having a decent shave.
They do get annoyingly tough.
Insta not interested lol snore merrrrrr bullllshiiiiittt.


Grrrrroovy... :attitude:
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What if an enemy spots you and you wipe him out ultra quick before he can tell his chums?
The horse formally known as Prince.
That's not much more info, to be honest.
I love PC gaming.
My school friends brother won a vauxhall viva in a game of Poker once.
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I hate you all.
This is why I used to get the ingredients ready before lighting the fire.
Fingers crossed.
You know that code some one put in the other day about someone making a variable of a comma?


That PHP script sounds like it's channelling some sixth form emo.
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No guns taped to your feet in Crackdown.
So it's gotten a bunch of bunches.
Tell me, don't you ever feel you married beneath yourself?
Not completely random so the whole thing is a jumbled mess but just something that meant you wouldn't just learn the map inside out from playing it to death.
That'd be him.


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Shit yeah, sorry.
Pence?
Also, people moan about leccy razors making their face sore, but it's really what your face gets used to.
Mine's pinned to the fridge door.
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my final offer.
Tell them to get bent?
Because a second set of eyes helps stop the Government from doing things that are bonkers.
Goodness that second one is properly shocking.

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Hatches battened down.
I get it now.

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The Spam is evolving!
I think.
AND PIT LANES.
It's so.
Wednesday then?


Yeah, I'm bored.
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What's the score with your one then Grim.
That's really crap, Gill.
You can make a freaky looking character using your own head if you have a camera.
It's a design flaw and one the Microsoft have responded to quite fairly I think.
America.


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She's has spent the last few months trying to buy a flat, having found a nice one in a decent area for an agreeable price.
Looking forward to a new one.
The whole 'scene' was wank though.
My new seat makes me 14% faster and 372% comfier.


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Shame about the footprints in the snow, really.
I've got 13 years of pent up anger to get out my system.
I just spunked 1600 points on Skate 2 and have 890 left in my account.
The current method of dealing with school dinners etc.



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I finished Assassin's Creed 2 today.
I recognise the situation.
Fucking hell.
Grim.
And you can do it in Asda?
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So £870.
Then go hungry.
That was really good.
Good fun and suitably creepy.


:this: Was the best one I've seen in ages!

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I lied!

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Dear Mr Brown.
Hoorah!
The whole thing was a pile of wank though.
This was brought up on Radio 4 this morning, I think.


:this: is the best one :D
Yay - I am part of the best one.
Heh. I love it!

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WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
Echobelly were also very listenable.
ZOMG WERE IN A ANARKIK STAET!
Just thought I'd mention it, don't want to start any arguments.
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She writes books now, doesn't she?
Oh dear.
The BL sequel is splendid.
A criminal record is a much greater penalty, I would say.
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